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Disney appointed to organise the End of the World Party

Funny story: Disney appointed to organise the End of the World Party

Disney have been appointed by the UN to organise the End of the World Party on December twenty-first, when many crackpots and religious nutjobs believe that the world will end, because the Mayan calendar runs out. "If the world is going to end," s...

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Windows 8 will be delivered on time

Funny story: Windows 8 will be delivered on time

In an unprecedented move in the computer software industry, Microsoft have indicated that their next generation Operating System, Windows 8, will be released on time. "It was scheduled for release in June 2012," said Irvine Collateral, Microsoft r...

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The World in 2012

Funny story: The World in 2012

What will the world be like in 2012? Now we have an idea, but in the past people could only wonder. In 1912, a group of leading scientists wrote a book about their predictions for the world 100 years into the future. Their conjectures cover everyday life, global politics, society and new inventions that may exist. The book, entitled "The World in 2012", was lost long ago but has recently been redi...

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Current Inventions designed and being produced in Nottingham for 2012

Funny story: Current Inventions designed and being produced in Nottingham for 2012

Nottingham, has such a high level of conceptual, theoretical, and studious citizens. It is no surprise to us that it currently has the top six 'Beneficial' inventions being worked on. Our panel of representationally selected Nottingham bred intellectuals, and unemployed benefit seekers assess the chances of success for each project. Assessment Panel: Baxter D Wall (Unisex barber-shop manage...

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Office Intersection to Sell Mace and Ninja Weapons

Funny story: Office Intersection to Sell Mace and Ninja Weapons

Office Intersection, a major big box office supply retailer, announced this week that they will begin selling mace due to the increase in popularity of using the spray to settling arguments, get the toy you want, or if you just don't like the way som...

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10 New Years Resolutions From the Desk of Barack Obama

This time of the year many people come up with a list of New Year's resolutions, and this is a list that we have come across from the President, enjoy: Win the 2012 Presidential Election. Convince all the voters that voted for change 4 years ago that this time that's not a good idea. Convince voters that in the last 4 years in the White House I've managed to do more than rack up 5 trillio...

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Forecast: Life in Britain to be unsettled for 2012

Funny story: Forecast: Life in Britain to be unsettled for 2012

The British economy has had a turbulent 2011 and 2012 promises to be even more unsettled. Predictions for 2012: * The worst outlook for jobs in 22-years. * Highest inflation rates for 24-years. * Outlook for the UK economy is 'bleak'. The Euro-zone crisis is unresolved and country after country is being forced to adopt extreme austerity measures that will result in large falls in outpu...

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2011 Was the Year That Was - And What A Was

Funny story: 2011 Was the Year That Was - And What A Was

2011 is about to become history and the most memorable event appears to be a tie between the end of Osama bin Laden and Kim Kardashian's wedding/marriage. While the right is crediting former President Bush for bin Laden's demise, they remain silent...

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In Order to Avoid the Mayan Doomsday Prediction, the Year 2012 Will be Skipped Entirely

Funny story: In Order to Avoid the Mayan Doomsday Prediction, the Year 2012 Will be Skipped Entirely

It has been announced by the President of the World's Calendar Association, Eddy Days, that the Gregorian calendar shall be changed in order to avoid the Mayan doomsday prediction which is supposed to happen sometime in the year 2012, which by chance...

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Sunday's 20/11/2011 is the Mayan Calendar's new 20/12/2012

Funny story: Sunday's 20/11/2011 is the Mayan Calendar's new 20/12/2012

London - Did 'Eve' really marry 'Satan' in the Garden of Eden on 20 November in the year dot? Potent astrological omens this weekend are hinting at hidden apocalyptic twists on Mayan calendar nutzs' 21 December 2012 prediction rant. And the maj...

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Intruder's Wind Of Changing Times!

Funny story: Intruder's Wind Of Changing Times!

Scientists from the International Bureau of Weights and Measures based near Paris, say it is time for the world to axe the Greenwich Mean Time system of measuring the length of days. Instead they say we should use only the more modern atomic clock s...

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Obama to target John Wilkes Booth

Funny story: Obama to target John Wilkes Booth

Washington D.C. - Intelligence sources have indicated, through covert contacts, Obama will send a team to capture or kill John Wilkes Booth. Recent videos have surfaced on the internet that show a man who appears to be Booth ranting about the Federa...

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Mayans Confused as New 2013 Calendars Start Arriving in Mail

Funny story: Mayans Confused as New 2013 Calendars Start Arriving in Mail

Mayan Chieftan Ah Balam got the surprise of his life yesterday when he opened his mail to find a copy of a 2013 desk calendar, sent to him courtesy of his car insurance agent, Ix Cuat."I thought we were all on the same page with this." Balam said. "A...

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Year Of 2012 To Be Postponed

Funny story: Year Of 2012 To Be Postponed

The UN announced today that the year of 2012 is to be postponed. Ban Ki-moon, Secretary-General of the United Nations, spoke of the unanimous UN vote. 'The outlook for the global economy is extremely uncertain,' he explained. 'There is political i...

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Seb Coe says we'll see athletes rising to the challenge in next years Olympic Games

Funny story: Seb Coe says we'll see athletes rising to the challenge in next years Olympic Games

The announcement from NASA that gravitational changes are beginning to influence the weight of objects on our planet - making them to behave less heavy as a result of the gradual alignment of all the planets in the solar system (they will all be in a...

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Future News: 2012 to Happen Just to New Jersey, Wolverhampton

(Published 23rd Dec 2012) - JERSEY CITY & WOLVERHAMPTON, ENG. - An astonishing event had occured. 2012, which would happen to the Earth at 11.59 pm GMT, 22nd Dec 2012, had just been isolated to the two places on Earth no-one likes. "Yeah,"...

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The World is NOT ending in 2012

The world has been waiting in anticipation for what the mayans predicted would be the end of the world as we know it. There have been movies made about this event, countless books written, and the world waits. A group of archeologists from Columbia University recently discovered a clue that puts the whole notion that the world is coming to an end to rest. We have the scoop here at the spoof, a...

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Ken Livingstone Eyes 2012 Comeback

Funny story: Ken Livingstone Eyes 2012 Comeback

'Red Ken' Livingstone has expressed his intention to make a screen comeback in 2012. But there is cynicism in the film community following the collapse of his movie franchise in 2008. One critic said bluntly: "Ken's now over 60, he just can't...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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