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Funny story: Al the Donut Maker Retires

Al the Donut Maker Retires

Phoenix AZ: Al the Donut Maker, a tireless worker for the Senator John McCain for President Republican Campaign in 2008, has retired. Al plans to live comfortably here, even though he is not rich enough to qualify for a tax on the wealthy. At his...
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Funny story: McCain accidentally repeats Obama's acceptance speech, no one notices

McCain accidentally repeats Obama's acceptance speech, no one notices

In the balloon-filled finale of the 2008 Republican Convention, presidential candidate McCain delivered a mildly stirring acceptance speech to a mostly white, well-heeled audience while using Obama's notes and repeating many of Obama's promises, thou...
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Funny story: McCain picks Glen Campbell as VP candidate

McCain picks Glen Campbell as VP candidate

71-year-old Sen. John McCain has picked singer-songwriter Glen Travis Campbell to be his running mate, a controversial choice but one the former naval aviator feels comfortable with, remarking "Hey, I couldn't pick anyone younger than me or I'd look...
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Funny story: "Fear We Can Believe In" Campaign launched

"Fear We Can Believe In" Campaign launched

Washington, DC - The Republican National Committee launched its "Fear We Can Believe In" campaign today, in support of long-time Senator John Sidney McCain III's quest to replace George W Bush.
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Funny story: Romney Holiday Card Gets Bin-Laden & Hefner Endorsement

Romney Holiday Card Gets Bin-Laden & Hefner Endorsement

(Columbia-S.C.) As if the "Donny & Marie" show wasn't enough of an obstacle to overcome, Republican Presidential candidate Mitt "Don't I Look like one of the extras from "Mad Men", be honest?" Romney now has to c...
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Funny story: Fred Thompson will return to acting - Frankenstein movie in the pipeline as well as live action Shrek

Fred Thompson will return to acting - Frankenstein movie in the pipeline as well as live action Shrek

Former GOP Presidential candidate Fred Thompson says that he will return to acting now that his aspirations of going to the White House are dead. "Who was I kidding?" said the 8ft actor "I know my place in the world now - I am going back to Hollyw...
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Funny story: George W Bush admitted to hospital after collapsing on hearing he is not allowed to stand again for US President

George W Bush admitted to hospital after collapsing on hearing he is not allowed to stand again for US President

In what many observers are calling 'sad' - President George W Bush has been admitted to hospital after throwing what one aide called 'a tizzy fit'. Bush, was it seems, unaware that he would not be running for President in the 2008 elections. It c...
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Funny story: Huckabee Counters Ron Paul, Returns Albino Philanderer Donation

Huckabee Counters Ron Paul, Returns Albino Philanderer Donation

Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee has received a $1000 campaign contribution from a known albino sex addict and says he plans to return "every red-eyed cent." Charles Mugsby, owner of the lurid, adults-only site WhiteRide.com ex...
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Funny story: Sen. Brownback: Eh, America Is Not That Great

Sen. Brownback: Eh, America Is Not That Great

WASHINGTON, DC -- Republican Senator and 2008 presidential candidate Sam Brownback sent shock waves throughout the nation with comments in a recent interview on CNN describing his, at best, lukewarm affection for the United States.
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Funny story: Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson

Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson

The Presidential candidate formerly known as Rudy McRomney announced today that he is changing his name to Rudy Romson. This change comes about because of the campaign difficulties of one of his split personalities, Senator McCain and the development...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Displaces John McCain

Ron Paul Displaces John McCain

2008 GOP candidate Ron Paul has surged ahead of John McCain into third place in fundraising among Republican candidates. Paul reported approximately $2.4 million in the bank, while McCain had only $2 million. The Ron...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Comes Forward With Universal Health Care Plan

Ron Paul Comes Forward With Universal Health Care Plan

Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul spoke today about the need for a sound health care system. In his speech he set forth his own proposal for universal health care.
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Funny story: Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

The Seventh Circle of Hell Action News Reports- Rumors have begun to circulate that Death will reverse his tradition of supporting Democratic candidates and will in fact be endorsing Rudy Giuliani in his bid for the White House. Deat...
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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Gets Tough on Crime

Rudy Giuliani Gets Tough on Crime

Rudy Giuliani released the criminal justice plank of his campaign platform today. Giuliani, a former federal prosecutor, was known for being tough on crime as Mayor of New York City. He pioneered the zero tolerance approach...
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Funny story: In Search of a Political Savior

In Search of a Political Savior

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States - In The Pew Forum , Eve Conant writes, in the article In Search of a Political Savior,...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Surges in Polls

Ron Paul Surges in Polls

Ron Paul is gaining in opinion polls in key states in the presidential GOP nomination race for 2008.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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