During a pre-debate press conference in Denver, Colorado, Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney announced that if elected, his first priority will be to declare a "war on horror," comparing movie villain Ardath Bey to terror mastermind Osama bi...
Hillary Clinton has condemned the atrocities in Syria. David Cameron, Prime Minister of the UK, has released a statement condemning the atrocities in Syria. Rupert Murdoch says he must network with his associates and Masonic brothers before printing...
In 2008, before he'd been declared the winner of the presidential election, Barack Obama was named Advertising Age's "Marketer of the Year." And now, in 2012, Obama seeks a repeat win of the advertising honor.
"The presidency has been cool, and I'...
ATLANTA, GA (ABSNN) - Newt Gingrich believes he is "Behind the Eight Ball," according to close associates within his faltering, third-place campaign. The big stories the past three news cycles were Romney's exit from the Mormon faith and his convers...
Washington DC: The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has investigated the events leading up to President Obama's victory in the 2008 US presidential election. The DNC is interested in how to repeat this victory in the 2012 US presidential election.
MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina - Well to quote a line from the famous song "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen, Jon Huntsman, the former governor of the state of Utah has dropped out of the GOP presidential race leaving five Republican hopefuls left.
Washington--After two years of saying Hillary Clinton would take away your guns, the NRA is changing their campaign to say Obama will take away your guns.
"I really need to apologize to all the people that joined the NRA because they believed tha...
The Archbishops of Canterbury and York have today 'stunned' journalists by announcing that the Catholic Church is putting forward a candidate of its own for Thursday's General election.
The shock came not from the announcement itself but from who...
The inaugaral Eurovision Presidential Contest has been won by a complete unknown from Belgium, Herman Van Rumpy, who works as a Prime Minister.
The contest is based on the more popular Eurovision Song Contest, and was conceived as a way to "introd...
Sarah Palin, Vice-Presidential nominee in the 2008 U.S. election, is busy packing for her book tour later this year. Of course she's also celebrating the bestseller (due to pre-orders) status of her memoir, Going Rogue: An American Life, to be rele...
New York - (Off-the-Wall-Street Mess): FBI agents pounced on Obama bundler and Iranian-American investment banker Hassan Nemazee on Sunday and charged him with a $74 million fraud.
Nemazee, 69, has been caught using forged papers to secure borrowi...
Washington DC: The Huffington Post (HP) is reporting that former Vice President Al Gore is planning to run for President of the United States in 2010. He candidly let this slip while attending a political luncheon at a downtown hotel.
A sharp rep...
Mir Hussein Moussavi, the challenger with support from the Iranian youth mocked hardline President Ahmadinejad for his use of MySpace.
"MySpace, MyAss, Ahamdinejad is such an old fashion fool who stilluses the oldest and lamest social networking s...
Tzipi Livini, a rising star in the davidic constellation of the state of Israel looked like the early favorite among Yahweh's chosen people. But in the latter days leading up to the people's choice a certain Pinhead from the tribe of Benhamin, a yaho...
It is hard on the psyche to lose a U.S. presidential election. Al Gore, when he lost, fled to Europe, grew a beard and started making up a global warming plot that has kept him going since.
George H.W. Bush received an honorary knighthood from Que...
John McCain, 92, the former Republican candidate for the Presidency, can finally refer to himself as "President McCain" from today.
Whilst it may not be the President of the United States as he had hoped last year, he has today been elected Presid...
After a failed bid to delay the Jan. 20th inauguration, President-elect Barack Obama's transitional team has raised questions about the validity of the Nov. 4th election results, and has demanded a recount in several key states.
"It appears ther...
US President-elect Barack Obama and his former rival US President-non-elect John McCain have vowed to work hard in a "new bipartisan era of redecorating" to restore trust in government by skillful use of smoke, mirrors and strategically placed ferns.