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Cindy McCain Says That Her Husband Senator John McCain Will Not Apologize To Sarah "Snowballs" Palin

Funny story: Cindy McCain Says That Her Husband Senator John McCain Will Not Apologize To Sarah "Snowballs" Palin

PHOENIX - Cindy McCain has told GOPicky Magazine that if Sarah "Snowballs" Palin thinks that her husband, Arizona Senator John McCain is going to apologize to her then she must have moose ovaries on her brain. Mrs. McCain was speaking about the co...

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Tina Fey Reveals She Cannot Stand Sarah Palin

Funny story: Tina Fey Reveals She Cannot Stand Sarah Palin

PITTSBURGH - Tina Fey was in Pittsburgh visiting an aunt whom she had not seen in over a year. She was asked by National Focus Magazine if it was true that she is no longer speaking to Sarah Palin, whom she impersonated for a couple of years. F...

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The GOP Wants Sarah Palin To Stay The Hell Out Of The Lower 48!

Funny story: The GOP Wants Sarah Palin To Stay The Hell Out Of The Lower 48!

CHICAGO - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that members of the Republican Party have just about had their fill of Sarah "Snowflake" Palin. A GOP spokesperson identified as Sylvester "Kitty Kat" Katminovich, 68, stated that recent polls sh...

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President Obama will be 'more white' if re-elected

Funny story: President Obama will be 'more white' if re-elected

WASHINGTON - As America goes to the polls today a leading image consultant says the President Barack Obama will become more white if re-elected to the White House. Obama is slightly ahead of Republican Mitt Romney in most polls and is expected to...

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Mitt Romney Fears He Will Implode During The Debate

Funny story: Mitt Romney Fears He Will Implode During The Debate

WINNEMUCCA, Nevada - Mitt Romney was in Winnemucca, the town that the Paiute Indians named and which means place where bison frolick with wild stallions and look silly as the dickens. "Old Mittens" confided to his GOP campaign spokesperson Cooter...

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If elected, Romney vows to declare 'war on horror' - Movie villain Ardath Bey heads list of potential targets

During a pre-debate press conference in Denver, Colorado, Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney announced that if elected, his first priority will be to declare a "war on horror," comparing movie villain Ardath Bey to terror mastermind Osama bi...

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The US Condemns Atrocities in Syria

Funny story: The US Condemns Atrocities in Syria

Hillary Clinton has condemned the atrocities in Syria. David Cameron, Prime Minister of the UK, has released a statement condemning the atrocities in Syria. Rupert Murdoch says he must network with his associates and Masonic brothers before printing...

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Obama Seeks Repeat Win of "Marketer of the Year" Award

Funny story: Obama Seeks Repeat Win of "Marketer of the Year" Award

In 2008, before he'd been declared the winner of the presidential election, Barack Obama was named Advertising Age's "Marketer of the Year." And now, in 2012, Obama seeks a repeat win of the advertising honor. "The presidency has been cool, and I'...

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The Inside Scoop on Newt's Conversion!

Funny story: The Inside Scoop on Newt's Conversion!

ATLANTA, GA (ABSNN) - Newt Gingrich believes he is "Behind the Eight Ball," according to close associates within his faltering, third-place campaign. The big stories the past three news cycles were Romney's exit from the Mormon faith and his convers...

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DNC Examines President Obama's 2008 Election Victory

Funny story: DNC Examines President Obama's 2008 Election Victory

Washington DC: The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has investigated the events leading up to President Obama's victory in the 2008 US presidential election. The DNC is interested in how to repeat this victory in the 2012 US presidential election.

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Jon Huntsman Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out of The GOP Presidential Race

Funny story: Jon Huntsman Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out of The GOP Presidential Race

MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina - Well to quote a line from the famous song "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen, Jon Huntsman, the former governor of the state of Utah has dropped out of the GOP presidential race leaving five Republican hopefuls left.

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NRA Mistakenly Believed Hillary Won in 2008

Washington--After two years of saying Hillary Clinton would take away your guns, the NRA is changing their campaign to say Obama will take away your guns. "I really need to apologize to all the people that joined the NRA because they believed tha...

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Gary Glitter named as church election candidate

Funny story: Gary Glitter named as church election candidate

The Archbishops of Canterbury and York have today 'stunned' journalists by announcing that the Catholic Church is putting forward a candidate of its own for Thursday's General election. The shock came not from the announcement itself but from who...

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Belgium wins Eurovision Presidential Contest

Funny story: Belgium wins Eurovision Presidential Contest

The inaugaral Eurovision Presidential Contest has been won by a complete unknown from Belgium, Herman Van Rumpy, who works as a Prime Minister. The contest is based on the more popular Eurovision Song Contest, and was conceived as a way to "introd...

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Sarah Palin Goes Rogue and Packs It In

Funny story: Sarah Palin Goes Rogue and Packs It In

Sarah Palin, Vice-Presidential nominee in the 2008 U.S. election, is busy packing for her book tour later this year. Of course she's also celebrating the bestseller (due to pre-orders) status of her memoir, Going Rogue: An American Life, to be rele...

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2009 Presidential Inaugural Committee bundler Nemazee busted for $74 million Citigroupie fraud

Funny story: 2009 Presidential Inaugural Committee bundler Nemazee busted for $74 million Citigroupie fraud

New York - (Off-the-Wall-Street Mess): FBI agents pounced on Obama bundler and Iranian-American investment banker Hassan Nemazee on Sunday and charged him with a $74 million fraud. Nemazee, 69, has been caught using forged papers to secure borrowi...

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Al Gore Announces Presidential Candidacy in 2010

Funny story: Al Gore Announces Presidential Candidacy in 2010

Washington DC: The Huffington Post (HP) is reporting that former Vice President Al Gore is planning to run for President of the United States in 2010. He candidly let this slip while attending a political luncheon at a downtown hotel. A sharp rep...

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Iranian Presidential Candidates Debate Facebook vs MySpace

Funny story: Iranian Presidential Candidates Debate Facebook vs MySpace

Mir Hussein Moussavi, the challenger with support from the Iranian youth mocked hardline President Ahmadinejad for his use of MySpace. "MySpace, MyAss, Ahamdinejad is such an old fashion fool who stilluses the oldest and lamest social networking s...

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