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Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Funny story: Ex-Beauty Queen to be New James Bond

Idris Elba has declined the role of a black James Bond as he considered it condescending to fellow blacks as well as the total misportrayal of the original character. Fleming's 007 was a MI6 spy proficient in languages and the martial arts; and a...

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Exclusive Interview with Bond Movie Hacker

Funny story: Exclusive Interview with Bond Movie Hacker

The cyber-attack on the Sony's computer network on 25 November 2014 originated from North Korea. The intrepid hacker, hitherto unknown, put on line the script of the latest Bond movie SPECTRE currently still in production. The Bond leak has the p...

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Spoof Exclusive! First Ever Interview With The Master Spy Of All- JAMES BOND!!!!!

The Spoof has succeeded in scoring the first ever interview with that icon of masculinity and daring do, that virile epitome of super secret spydom, that name that causes gorgeous women's inner plumbing to contract in excited anticipation, the one, the only, JAMES BOND, British Agent Number 007, who has a license to kill and to thrill. We tracked Mr. Bond to his latest dwelling, the M.Z. Mone...

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Poofters encouraged to join MI5

Funny story: Poofters encouraged to join MI5

The British intelligence service MI5 is pushing to recruit more flaming queers to the organisation. After all, say spokesmen for MI5, " Everyone knows 007 was a famous woopsie, all those sexy straight women around him - that's the hallmark of you...

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James Bond to retire and marry M's Secretary Miss Funnyfanny

Funny story: James Bond to retire and marry M's Secretary Miss Funnyfanny

James Bond who has just celebrated his 98'th birthday has announced that he will retire and marry M's Secretary Miss Funnyfanny aged 89 after he has completed his next and final assignment Operation Bin Liner.

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New James Bond Film 'A Quantity Of Shoelaces' Set For December Release

Funny story: New James Bond Film 'A Quantity Of Shoelaces' Set For December Release

The new James Bond movie, A Quantity of Shoelaces, starring Daniel Craig and his real-life mother, Wendy, has divided 007 fans over its strange title and subject matter.

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Coronation Street Star Les Battersby To Be New James Bond

Funny story: Coronation Street Star Les Battersby To Be New James Bond

The Coronation Street star Les Battersby has been confirmed as the actor chosen to be the new James Bond. The news comes close on the heels of Battersby's sacking from the soap after abusing fans...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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