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Funny story: General Election: The Good Goss Recap

General Election: The Good Goss Recap

The General Election is now over, bringing an end to the 'most exciting election ever'. Well, that's what the media was drilling into us. Over £100 million was bet on the outcome of the election, as the nation held its breath to find out the result o...
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Funny story: Recently Discharged Marines Torch Quebec City

Recently Discharged Marines Torch Quebec City

Montreal, Canada- A group of 25 recently discharged American Marines did not intend to burn down the city of Quebec when they signed up for a bus tour of the city. "We'd heard it was cool and the chicks there were totally hot in spring time," said...
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Funny story: Hawaiians Denounce Movie "Aloha" As Racist

Hawaiians Denounce Movie "Aloha" As Racist

Honolulu, HI - A group of ethnic studies professors stood outside the Steve McGarret Building on the University of Hawaii campus to denounce the new Bradley Cooper movie, "Aloha", for its racist portrayal of native Hawaiians. The movie tells a sim...
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Funny story: 'New species' of ancient human found

'New species' of ancient human found

A new species of ancient human has been unearthed in the Afar region of Ethiopia, scientists report. Researchers discovered jaw bones and teeth, which date to between 3.3m and 3.5m years old.The teeth showed signs of violent clenching and grinding...
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Funny story: Tracy Morgan settles suit with Walmart

Tracy Morgan settles suit with Walmart

Today Tracy Morgan, famed comedian and star of many funny programs, settled his automobile head-trauma case with not-so-funny Walmart. The terms of the settlement were confidential, but for a price, (undisclosed,) we were able to determine the gen...
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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Picked To Liberate Iraq From ISIS: To Head 60 Nation Combine

Wile E. Coyote Picked To Liberate Iraq From ISIS: To Head 60 Nation Combine

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a move some historians say is the equivalent of the appointment of General Eisenhower to lead the Allies against the Nazis in 1942, Wile E. Coyote was deep selected by Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter to lead the 60 nation co...
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Funny story: Blair gets Order of the Boot from cushy Piss Process job

Blair gets Order of the Boot from cushy Piss Process job

London - George Dubya Bush's favorite poodle fellater has fucked up badly in his UN Pisskeeper position after being grassed up by the Saudis as a useless whinging pompous twat. It means goodbye to a $10m annual salary, private jet and stable of ho...
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Funny story: After years of indecision, Yellen decides to do nothing

After years of indecision, Yellen decides to do nothing

Chairperson Yellen of the Federal Reserve has again played it close to the vest. Fearful of raising rates, she said, "Because it could cause an unintended glitch in the economy, I'm passing at this time." "Are you," reporter Wilma Terman asked,...
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Funny story: Don't masturbate or your hand will get pregnant

Don't masturbate or your hand will get pregnant

Men who masturbate have been given a dire warning by a Muslim televangelist who claimed live on TV that they will find their hands PREGNANT in the afterlife. Mucahid Cihad Han made the bizarre statement in a question and answer session on a radica...
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Funny story: The News (Really) Bytes - May 2015

The News (Really) Bytes - May 2015

Cleveland, Ohio Police Chief says that 71 people arrested while protesting the acquittal of a police officer who shot to death two unarmed black drivers was because "a few of them went over the line.". Of course, shooting two people 137 times is not...
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Funny story: Filthy rich Texas oil heir Corey Knowlton kills endangered black rhino in an effort to save rhinos

Filthy rich Texas oil heir Corey Knowlton kills endangered black rhino in an effort to save rhinos

What a man! What a killer! Entitled rich-guy Corey Knowlton spent $350,000 on an auction this winter - in early January - so he could legally and safely kill one of the world's most aggressive and dangerous wild animals. And on Monday, he pulled this...
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Funny story: Skull & Bones Society suspected in Yale graduate's suicide leap

Skull & Bones Society suspected in Yale graduate's suicide leap

New Haven - A seedy Yale men's wanking club whose past members include George W Bush and George H W Bush is being probed about a new suicide scandal according to QM-NewsCorpse reports. Cops have quizzed 'Boners' as Skull & Bones Society member...
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Funny story: IBM sells itself to self

IBM sells itself to self

From the moment the bell rang, the stock market went bananas. For days it had been rumored that IBM was up to something. For the entire week the stock reflected unusual activity. The volume had increased from its usual daily volume of 12 million to 1...
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Funny story: If men had periods

If men had periods

According to recent research, if men had periods they would brag about them on Facebook, Sports Commentators would incorporate menstrual impact on a Footballer's performance, and bookmakers would factor a player's menstrual cycle into their betting...
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Funny story: Mexican Demon 'Charlie' not a Twitter user

Mexican Demon 'Charlie' not a Twitter user

People around the world are trying to summon a "Mexican demon" named Charlie, using pencils and a bit of paper. This follows a Twitter explosion, #CharlieCharlieChallenge, where readers are encouraged to summon the demon to answer their questions,...
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Funny story: Admitting Error Crafting Obamacare Legislation, Obama Asks Congress To Revise Law Using "More Explicit Language"

Admitting Error Crafting Obamacare Legislation, Obama Asks Congress To Revise Law Using "More Explicit Language"

Washington DC - President Obama told reporters today that rising health care premiums "are indeed a problem" and "might stem from Congress delegating too much authority to the executive branch bureaucracy" and writing a bill that is too "vague" in it...
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Funny story: Area Teenager Shocked By Penal Output

Area Teenager Shocked By Penal Output

De Bluth, Indiana - Saying he had no idea that his state had a prison furlough program, a teenage boy in Indiana called a press conference to express his "shock and dismay" at how massive his state's penal output was. "This state's penal system is...
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Funny story: Obama Tells Americans To Remember Soldiers Who Didn't Sacrifice

Obama Tells Americans To Remember Soldiers Who Didn't Sacrifice

Washington DC - Speaking at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, President Obama today said Americans need to recall also the massive amounts of tax dollars siphoned off hard working people by paper pushing bureaucrats in America's Armed Forces. "For...
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Hungarian President Beaten To Death By All Male Mob For Criticizing Internet Porn

Hungary's President was killed by a mob, angry over rumors that he thought internet porn "unbecoming." He has been replaced with a dictator and all of his political allies shot.
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