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Funny story: Obese patient sues doctor for "inappropriate" weight comment

Obese patient sues doctor for "inappropriate" weight comment

A doctor in Carlisle is being taken to court by one of his patients. During a meeting with a Dr Yimenez about his upcoming stomach-stapling surgery, the patient observed that the doctor had made one or two inappropriate comments about his weight.
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Funny story: Facebook crashes after bot attack

Facebook crashes after bot attack

Facebook, the ever so popular, and somewhat indispensable social network, crashed last night, and stayed down for over an hour due to a bot attack, but not the usual bot attack. "Normally," said Facebook's security guru, Kerry Katona, "bot attacks...
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Funny story: Obama Is Unintelligent

Obama Is Unintelligent

WASHINGTON - President Obama has acknowledged that the NSA and The CIA had underestimated the rise of the Islamic State militant group, ISIS, which has seized control of a broad swath of territory in the Middle East. He said he "follows their advice...
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Funny story: Fluffy Bunnies' Warning to Whole Foods: "We Will Avenge Little Loppy's Murder"

Fluffy Bunnies' Warning to Whole Foods: "We Will Avenge Little Loppy's Murder"

Fluffy bunnies have flash mobbed a Los Angeles Whole Foods Market believed to be the location of the graphic video aired last week in which "Loppy" the lop-eared bunny got lopped. Rumors that Loppy (or what was left of him) was being stored in the fr...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Sues Church of Scamatology

Sarah Palin Sues Church of Scamatology

Wassilly, Alaska Former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin was dismayed when trying to enter the Celebrity Centre of the L.A. branch of the Church of Scamatology. "They told me I wasn't a celebrity!" shouted Palin. "I said, 'Do you know who the #@%$ I...
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Funny story: 'Totally relaxed by Amal bigamy' tweets Jihadi John

'Totally relaxed by Amal bigamy' tweets Jihadi John

Baghdad, Iraq - 'Hope you appreciate I groomed her for you, George,' the CIA 's most wanted ISIL insurgent tweeted this morning as pics of George Clooney's wedding went viral on the net. Jihadi John, as he is known in Langley, Virginia, also uploa...
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Funny story: Study finds homeless people took home £3 million in bonuses last year

Study finds homeless people took home £3 million in bonuses last year

Research has found that many of the UK's homeless people are more well-off than previously thought. Despite collecting just pennies in their day job filling our streets, some them took home as much as £3 million in their end of year bonuses. "Man...
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Funny story: Florida Man Leaves Big Tip Then Tells Everyone About It So They Think He Is Awesome

Florida Man Leaves Big Tip Then Tells Everyone About It So They Think He Is Awesome

Duncan Whitehead of Fort Lauderdale, Florida headed to a new restaurant in town to celebrate his birthday. What happened next caught the attention of the world. Despite a dining experience that "sucked," the generous man left a $2 tip for th...
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Funny story: EU robber barons launch $10bn 'Ecuador-style' Apple shakedown

EU robber barons launch $10bn 'Ecuador-style' Apple shakedown

Dublin, Ireland - The Irish government has been ordered to seize billions of dollars in spurious new taxes from US tech giant Apple. A Chapter Eleven bankruptcy plot by departing EU Competition (sic) Commissioner Joaquín Almunia designed to ward o...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

In a leaked document written by a fired Royal Household butler, references were made to loud purrings, which sounded like a cat. Prince Philip was reported as saying that he had tried sleeping in the spare bedroom and putting down saucers of cream t...
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Funny story: Conservative Party Conference Marred By Lewd Twitter

Conservative Party Conference Marred By Lewd Twitter

The start of the Conservative Party conference on Sunday was marred by a lewd twitter apparently eminating from a caged bird outside the building. The bird was identified as Acridotheres tristis, or the common Myna. Nigel Farage who was passing at ti...
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Funny story: Masturbation Police May Be Necessary

Masturbation Police May Be Necessary

Joni Ernst, the GOP candidate for the U.S. Senate in Iowa today spoke about the "sanctity of sacred sperm." "While it is true that a fertilized egg is a person, which is my position that certainly outlaws abortion in the cases of rape or incest,...
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Funny story: Crazies To Take Over United States

Crazies To Take Over United States

Some relatively sane GOP House members are voluntarily exiting their seats in safe districts and will be replaced by other politicians who can only be described as "zany" ultra right-wingers. As the New York Times summarized it: One nominee propo...
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Funny story: Sean Hannidy Feuds With Jon Stuart

Sean Hannidy Feuds With Jon Stuart

Sean Hannidy, Fox News' TV host, continued his feud with Comedy Central's Jon Stuart over who is the best comedian. Hannidy said his support of renegade, anarchist rancher Cliven Bundy "couldn't be funnier." "It's hilarious that he and his gu...
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Funny story: 70% Of Americans Ignored By Politicians

70% Of Americans Ignored By Politicians

In the United States, one of the main topics of academic political science is the study of public opinion and politicians' response. In the work it's concluded that for roughly 70% of the population - the lower 70% on the wealth/income scale - they...
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Funny story: A bit mutton-dressed-as-lamb as Mrs George Clooney dons designer frock

A bit mutton-dressed-as-lamb as Mrs George Clooney dons designer frock

Venice, Italy - It looked fab on a 16 year-old size zero model at Giambattista Valli's Spring 2014 Couture show where the $15,000 embellished lace creation was voted a winner. This morning an exact replica worn by newlywed Mrs George Clooney, 36,...
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Funny story: Watch Out America! GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone To Take Over 2016 Election

Watch Out America! GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone To Take Over 2016 Election

Republican geneticists have succeeded in their long term project to clone George W. Bush and Dick Cheney into a composite entity to enter into the 2016 Presidential elections. This modern Frankenstein, born in a petrie dish and reared in secret, has...
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Funny story: Sour-ass Rockefellers swoop on Chevron's cast-off renewables

Sour-ass Rockefellers swoop on Chevron's cast-off renewables

Wall Street, NYC - Punch-drunk on 30 years of pimping up the global warming hoax descendants of oil tycoon John D Rockefeller made yet another strategic move to shore up their dwindling asset base last week. Brokers handling Chevron Corp's renew...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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