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Funny story:  Dyson Flown Out To Advise on Cyclone Threats to Phillipines

Dyson Flown Out To Advise on Cyclone Threats to Phillipines

Sir Brian "Bagless" Dyson was watching cyclones outside his window whlle vacuuming his house when he realised a high grade cyclone was losing suction. A weather forecaster by training, Dyson went to work re - inventing meteorological technology to f...
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Funny story:  Doctor: Gov. Christie Healthier But Still A Bastard

Doctor: Gov. Christie Healthier But Still A Bastard

A recent medical report from the family physician of New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie indicates the healthier GOP presidential candidate is still "big boned ... really big boned" but now likely wouldn't doze off after a big meal at diplomatic functions...
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Funny story:  David Cameron : Doing God

David Cameron : Doing God

David Cameron has come up with an election winner - God. Struggling to make headway in the Opinion Pool Cameron's advisers have come up with an awe inspiring tactic. Doing God will win over the doubting Thomases and all the unmarried mothers. In a...
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Funny story:  UFO Sightings Up, Fat People Disappearing.

UFO Sightings Up, Fat People Disappearing.

Professor Montgomery of a Think Tank located in West Virginia rural area say that they have become alarmed at the both the sightings of UFOs in the sky and a growing list of missing fat people. "We now believe that the connection is that whoever i...
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Funny story:  Tybee Island Beefs Up Security To Ruin "Orange Crush"

Tybee Island Beefs Up Security To Ruin "Orange Crush"

The city of Tybee Island's Secret Intelligence Unit has learned via social media that Orange Crush will likely be taking place on April 19. (It was a tweet). Tybee staff and police want to communicate exactly what steps are being taken as a city to...
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Funny story:  NASA Retracts Warning Of Imminent Cataclysmic Asteroid Impact With Earth

NASA Retracts Warning Of Imminent Cataclysmic Asteroid Impact With Earth

Washington D.C. - The United States' National Aeronautics and Space Administration, NASA, has retracted the warning it issued yesterday regarding a huge asteroid's imminent impact with Earth, which would have led to cataclysmic devastation of the ent...
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Funny story:  US Government: Your Children are Terrorists

US Government: Your Children are Terrorists

Washington DC (STT News) - White House Homeland InSecurity adviser for counterterrorism, Lisa Monaco, issued an official statement warning that parents should beware of, "... sudden personality changes in their children at home." She went on to add,...
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Funny story:  Gordon Ramsay To Serve Penguin Burgers And Panda Pizzas At New Tybee Island Restaraunt

Gordon Ramsay To Serve Penguin Burgers And Panda Pizzas At New Tybee Island Restaraunt

Gordon Ramsay, it seems, upsets somebody nearly every day of the week. This time the foul mouthed Scot from England has angered animal lovers by announcing several new menu items at his Michelin starred restaurants - some featuring penguin meat! C...
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Funny story:  Man "Forrest Gumps" his way across England

Man "Forrest Gumps" his way across England

Thirty three year old lunch truck proprietor Robert Hensley is jogging his way across Britain. He has been on the road for ten weeks now and has almost clocked up an impressive five hundred miles. The runner from Poole in England's South is...
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Funny story:  Bearded Men Ban From Children's Play Areas Justified Claims Tybee Island Mayor

Bearded Men Ban From Children's Play Areas Justified Claims Tybee Island Mayor

A ban on all males sporting beards entering areas designated for children came into effect midnight yesterday in the small, rather backward town of Tybee Island near Savannah, Georgia. The law, passed by Mayor Itakei Bribes is aimed to deter chil...
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Funny story:  Burgled Tybee Man Calls Police and Orders Pizza - Pizza Arrives First

Burgled Tybee Man Calls Police and Orders Pizza - Pizza Arrives First

Police in Georgia have apologized to a Tybee Island man after they took over 2 hours to respond to a 911 call after the victim returned home from work to find his home had been burgled. Simon Brown claims that while he was waiting for police to ar...
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Funny story:  OMG, scan reveals Chelsea Clinton's baby is a...Republican!

OMG, scan reveals Chelsea Clinton's baby is a...Republican!

New York - Someone has hacked into the New York Ultrasound Clinic and posted pics of Chelsea's baby with a port wine birth mark on its head that reads Chris Christie 2016! Of course there is absolutely no suggestion at this stage that the Governo...
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Funny story:  Chinese Player Performs Miracle on FIFA 14

Chinese Player Performs Miracle on FIFA 14

Li Win Don, a Chinese teenager living has become the first player to unlock the secret code on FIFA 14 after he scored with both Ameobi brothers in the same match. The miracle feat occurred at 14:30 GMT last Wednesday, to which EA Sports have resp...
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Funny story:  Osborne - I Have Created  "Ministry of Ticket Touting"  to Cash in on F.A.  Cup Ticket Fiasco

Osborne - I Have Created "Ministry of Ticket Touting" to Cash in on F.A. Cup Ticket Fiasco

The newly created Ministry of Ticket Touting is to make £50 million for the treasury by posting Civil Servant touts around Wembley on Cup Final days. The surprise lack of sufficient tickets for either side in the match has resulted in a frenzy of...
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Funny story:  Rosie O'Donnell Drops A Whopping 51 Pounds!

Rosie O'Donnell Drops A Whopping 51 Pounds!

MANHATTAN - Family and friends of comedian Rosie O'Donnell hardly recognize her now that she has lost 51 pounds. O'Donnell talked with Ashburn Wasabi of The Right Coast Revue at a Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner. When asked what her secret was she...
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Funny story:  Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

NEW YORK CITY - Bill and Hillary Clinton are proud to announce that their daughter Chelsea is expecting. Chelsea who is married to Marc Mezvinsky told her parents in a text message that pretty soon there will be one more Democrat in the USA. A...
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Funny story:  A White House Source Says Michelle Obama Dislikes Helle Thorning-Schmidt Even More Than Hillary Clinton Disliked Monica Lewinsky

A White House Source Says Michelle Obama Dislikes Helle Thorning-Schmidt Even More Than Hillary Clinton Disliked Monica Lewinsky

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House staff has all been told by White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax not to mention the name of the Danish prime minister in the presence of the first lady, Michelle Obama. Colfax stated that Mrs. Obama sees red whe...
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Funny story:  Harry Connick Jr. Says If He Wasn't Married He Would Take Jennifer Lopez Away From Casper Smart In A New York Minute

Harry Connick Jr. Says If He Wasn't Married He Would Take Jennifer Lopez Away From Casper Smart In A New York Minute

HOLLYWOOD - Harry Connick Jr. talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and told her that he is having a great time being a judge on this season's edition of American Idol. He noted that he loves the heck out of getting to sit next to t...
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