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Anonymous Hacks Man's Computer to Play Solitaire

Funny story: Anonymous Hacks Man's Computer to Play Solitaire

Howard Muff set his anti-virus program to scan his computer. Then he shut off his monitor and went to bed. When he woke up in the middle of the night to check on it, he got quite a surprise: the cyber-terrorist group, "Anonymous", was actively playin...

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Spoiler Alert: Autistic Boy Was Ordering Pizza

Funny story: Spoiler Alert: Autistic Boy Was Ordering Pizza

New York, New York- A non-verbal autistic boy named Jake, whose random scribbling of numbers and letters sent his father on a two year televised journey, was actually just attempting to order pizza. Jake's father had no idea what his boy was tr...

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Tribe Refuses to Take Back Mount Rushmore

Funny story: Tribe Refuses to Take Back Mount Rushmore

Sioux City, Iowa - The Bureau of Land Management, on behalf of the National Park Service, has once again failed to return Mount Rushmore to The Sioux nation from which it was originally obtained. The refusal by the tribe of Native Americans means tha...

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Colombian Summit Caper Just Tip of Iceberg: Obama's Awkward Mid-Life Crisis

Funny story: Colombian Summit Caper Just Tip of Iceberg: Obama's Awkward Mid-Life Crisis

Now days Mr. Obama's wardrobe is more likely to have orginated at Hot Topic rather than Brooks Brothers, and his constantly changing hair styles range from Tu Pac Gangsta Rap Star spikes to Bob Marley-esque Reggae dreadlocks. A lot of men go throu...

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24 Hour News Channel Goes Dark After Anchor Collapses

Funny story: 24 Hour News Channel Goes Dark After Anchor Collapses

Just five days after it went on the air, Ape Pee News, a 24 hour news channel went dark this afternoon after it's one and only anchor person,Wayne Mathews,collapsed from fatigue. "Frankly, we're disappointed." announced Ape Pee Spokesperson, Rhond...

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Feds Are Attempting to Kill General Motors

Funny story: Feds Are Attempting to Kill General Motors

Washington,D.C.-In an effort to add another feather to President Obama's anti-terrorist cap, Federal officials are hard at work attempting to track down and kill General Motors. The surprise announcement came from the lips of Vice President Joe Bi...

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US Finalizes Columbian Rough Trade Agreement

Funny story: US Finalizes Columbian Rough Trade Agreement

Washington, D.C.-The United States has completed a rough trade agreement with the nation of Columbia following a short fact finding tour by members of the Secret Service to check on the quality of that nation's hookers. The new rough trade agreeme...

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Obama to Visit The United States Next Month

Funny story: Obama to Visit The United States Next Month

Washington, D.C.-Bararck Obama will make a three day visit to the United States next month as part of a whirlwind tour of the Americas. The visit, scheduled for May 25th through the 28th, will be only the fourth visit by Mr. Obama to the United State...

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Polar Bear Found Dead At Barrow, AK is Latest Victim Of Obama's Junk Food War

Funny story: Polar Bear Found Dead At Barrow, AK is Latest Victim Of Obama's Junk Food War

A polar bear found floating in the icy shallows of Purdue Bay at Barrow Alaska is the latest victim in President Obama's junk food war. The bear clad only in a red scarf and clutching a can of cola in his frozen paw is thought to have been the famous...

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Wikipedia to Offer a Print Edition

Funny story: Wikipedia to Offer a Print Edition

Horace Mann of suburban Newberg has completed his purchase of all 26 volumes of Wikipedia including unlimited addenda and a promised Wikipedia Annual to be sent to him each year for the next five years on the anniversary of the purchase date. Mr.

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Obama's Secret War on Fast Food

Funny story: Obama's Secret War on Fast Food

If it weren't for his name, the death of Nascar Mayor the third in oregon wouldn't have raised any eyebrows. He had long since been disasociatesd with the company that bears the name of his Ancestor. It is now a part of a national conglomerate. Hi...

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Raggedy Ass Doll Removed From Shelves

Funny story: Raggedy Ass Doll Removed From Shelves

After a promising start, Raggedy Ass Dolls are being pulled from store shelves, following a slew of parent's complaints that the dolls inspired gluttony and sloth in their offspring. The Raggedy Ass Doll, modeled after the popular Raggedy Ann and...

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Prom King Declares War on Rival High School

Funny story: Prom King Declares War on Rival High School

Keokuk,Iowa-As his first official act as Prom King Of Dominion High School,his royal highness, Daniel Rufus, has Declared war on rival Newcastle High. The declaration, which took everybody by surprise, was issued just moments after the Prom Court was...

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Budgie Talks Dominate Washington's Political Scene

Funny story: Budgie Talks Dominate Washington's Political Scene

Washington,D.C.-The ever friendly Budgie, a perky bird if ever there was one, is dominating the political scene in Washington, D.C. these days like few topics have in recent history. Whether they're debating the best foods for their fine feathered...

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Post Office Unveils New Stamp

Funny story: Post Office Unveils New Stamp

Lansdowne on the Potomac-The United States Postal Service has unveiled a new stamp designed to placate customers and save the service both time and money. The new "Whatever" Stamp guarantees that your letter or parcel may or may not be delivered some...

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Obama Urged to Consider Gay Marriage

Funny story: Obama Urged to Consider Gay Marriage

Washington, D.C.-President Obama has been urged by gay rights activists to once again consider gay marriage after another very public falling out with his wife, Michelle. Rumors about the couple's difficulties have been circulating for months but too...

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The Miller's Grizzled Languor Monkey Found Alive!

Funny story: The Miller's Grizzled Languor Monkey Found Alive!

Itsuptou,New York-Mr.and Mrs. Steven Miller's Languor Monkey, Albert, who disappeared several years ago, was found alive and unhurt in the Wehea forest, on the eastern tip of Borneo island. Appearing disheveled and somewhat grizzled, Albert leapt in...

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Aborted Fetus Rallies in Support of Abortion Falter Again

Funny story: Aborted Fetus Rallies in Support of Abortion Falter Again

Washington, D.C.-For the third time in as many years, pro-abortion rallies, to be held in major cities across the nation by the aborted, have failed to materialize. The rallies held on the anniversary of Roe V. Wade are a response to a 2009 Supr...

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