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Funny story:  Manchester United still number one

Manchester United still number one

Five o'clock in the afternoon every weekday is an important time for any football fan. As the closing bell rings in London's Stock Exchange, they rush home to look up their team and see how they have fared in the day's trading. This week Manchester U...
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Funny story:  'Some ass radicalised him' as suicide donkey wreaks Gaza havoc

'Some ass radicalised him' as suicide donkey wreaks Gaza havoc

Palestine - Mossad is hunting a gang of radicalised drug mules that strapped a bomb belt onto a three year-old donkey that blew up in the Rafah area of the Gaza Strip today. Israeli bomb squad farces said they used a frozen lollipop to lure the b...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Threatens Comeback

Lindsay Lohan Threatens Comeback

Fabulous actress Lindsay Lohan has announced she's back and never felt better. The one time popular DJ was speaking at an award ceremony where she won the Ischia Comeback Award for her performance in the West End production of David Mamet's play '...
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Funny story:  Kanye Heads South With North West

Kanye Heads South With North West

Popular Hip-Hop superstar Kanye West has just gone South to Mexico with his daughter North. His famous partner Kim Kardashian went as well because there's always an opportunity for a photo shoot and she loves a good pose does our Kim. Speaking...
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Funny story:  A healthy way to lose weight? Fat chance!

A healthy way to lose weight? Fat chance!

There was uproar last night when it was revealed that receipts from supermarkets are now to contain health warnings for the shopper if their choices are deemed to be unhealthy. There have been accusations that this is just the latest example of the n...
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Funny story:  Creationist Scientists Say Big Bang Happened 5,000 Years Ago

Creationist Scientists Say Big Bang Happened 5,000 Years Ago

Xanadu The Creationist Scientist League announced during their annual convention today that they have come to an agreement that the Big Bang actually did occur, but it was actually just 5,000 years ago and resulted in a big garden with a couple of tr...
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Funny story:  Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Justin Bieber, & Dick Cheney Form Secret Super He-Man Poker Club

Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Justin Bieber, & Dick Cheney Form Secret Super He-Man Poker Club

From an Unknown Secret Location It was discovered today that many of the most evil people in the world have formed a super secret coalition in order to have a no-limit, no girls allowed, he-man poker game camp out. There were a few others not allo...
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Funny story:  Majority of Illegal Immigrant Children Approved for Asylum, But Which One?

Majority of Illegal Immigrant Children Approved for Asylum, But Which One?

Texas - According to the House Judiciary Committee, two-thirds of illegal children who have requested asylum after crossing our southern border will be admitted and allowed to stay in our country. But why would any child want to live their lif...
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Funny story:  New Generation Of Super Fast Quantum Optic Computer Chip PCs Available In Time For Xmas

New Generation Of Super Fast Quantum Optic Computer Chip PCs Available In Time For Xmas

New super fast technology based on optical quantum principles has been used to make the Octahedral processor chips in the new faster than light computers which will be available for Xmas. A spokesperson for Microhard told our reporter. "The computer...
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Funny story:  Mylie Cyrus Cancels Gaza Strip Tour

Mylie Cyrus Cancels Gaza Strip Tour

Pop Slut Superstar Mylie Cyrus posted on her Facebook page today that she is cancelling her upcoming Gaza Strip concert tour due to the escalating "war and stuff" in the region. "I know my fans in Gaza will be really heartbroken that I'm not comin...
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Funny story:  First Lady Wants to Hire Nuns to Discipline Unhealthy Shoppers

First Lady Wants to Hire Nuns to Discipline Unhealthy Shoppers

San Francisco - First Lady Michelle Obama has unveiled her latest plans for getting the nation to adopt her healthy eating guidelines and this one might hurt a bit. After tackling the country's school lunch program and transforming it into a train...
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Funny story:  Scotsmen Freezing After Updating To O.S. 12  "Prairie Dog"

Scotsmen Freezing After Updating To O.S. 12 "Prairie Dog"

Apple MacPherson have uploaded a fix for O.S. 12 "Prairie Dog" which appears to be causing Scotsmen to "freeze" and require cold reboots. Apple MacPherson have denied any problems are linked to its new operating system and claim the new download is...
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Funny story:  Statue of Liberty to be replaced with new structure that looks like a New York police officer

Statue of Liberty to be replaced with new structure that looks like a New York police officer

Spearheaded by Senator John McCain, a new bipartisan movement inside the Congress is working toward tearing down and replacing the Statue of Liberty. So far no one in the government has raised any objections, with the President himself saying, "We...
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Funny story:  Bagpipes With Tyre Inflator Attachment  Tested  By Ice Road Truck Companies

Bagpipes With Tyre Inflator Attachment Tested By Ice Road Truck Companies

The best thing since sliced bread was unveiled today at a Franchise Exhibition in Chicago. An attachment the size of a USB pen drive which slots into the mouthpiece of a set of bagpipes has put an end to potential roadside flat tyre misery. The...
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Funny story:  Pope tells Russian Orthodox Patriarch he's going to hell over Malaysian aircraft outrage

Pope tells Russian Orthodox Patriarch he's going to hell over Malaysian aircraft outrage

Rome - And what's more he's cancelling his Holy Moscow Muff Chicks subscription, essential pontifical reading ahead of a merger with the Russian Orthodox Church. The protest also sees Frankie the Argie boycott Russian vodka, cocaine and caviar cu...
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Funny story:  Verdict Still Out On General Motors' New Advertising Campaign

Verdict Still Out On General Motors' New Advertising Campaign

Detroit - The verdict is still out on whether the new-car-buying consumer will ultimately be swayed by General Motors Corporation's (GM) new advertising campaign. GM launched the campaign three weeks ago at the beginning of the third quarter. To dat...
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Funny story:  Putin and Kim Jong-Un Are Writing a Graphic Novel Together

Putin and Kim Jong-Un Are Writing a Graphic Novel Together

Pyongyang, North Korea In breaking news, it was announced that Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-Un have been communicating by e-mail with Dennis Rodman as their interpreter. "Kim and I have just realized how much alike we are and how talented as well.
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Funny story:  Bridge Collapses, Drowning 22 Tea Party Activists

Bridge Collapses, Drowning 22 Tea Party Activists

HUNTINGTON, WV--The Robert C. Byrd Bridge, a bridge spanning the Ohio River between Chesapeake, OH and Huntington, WV, collapsed on Thursday, killing twenty-two members of the Tea Party Movement. The Tea Party activists were reportedly on their way...
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Eminent Authority Opines on Obama Administration "Transparency"

"The transparency of the Obama Administration is as pellucid as the pool of sludge at the bottom of an out house." M Voltaire

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