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Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives

Funny story: Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives

UK polling organisations have today published their predictions for the June 8th UK General Election. They forecast unanimously that the Conservatives will suffer a crushing defeat, losing their majority in parliament. The pollsters have furthe...

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"This is not the time to play politics Sturgeon!" However hypocrite May calls an election in June!

Funny story: "This is not the time to play politics Sturgeon!" However hypocrite May calls an election in June!

Now please correct the almighty author of this political spoof; but are we all residing on the same planet as Mrs May or is she so far up her rear end only rhetorical bullshit comes out? The British PM has obviously been studying Thatcher's biogra...

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Scotland invaded by hoards of English refugees seeking asylum!

Funny story: Scotland invaded by hoards of English refugees seeking asylum!

Scottish border authorities are being overrun by English refugees hoping to escape the "madness"! Nicola Sturgeon has ordered Scottish bricklayers, dressed in kilts of course, to rebuild Hadrian's Wall, hoping the "wind will blow high, laddie" so...

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Posthoorn Interview no. 8: Tom Brexit prepper is upset!

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. With Brexit looming, and maybe having to leave the Netherlands, Tom is prepping himself to live back in Scotland. It is time for the reporter of the world famous we...

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House of Lords save ex-pats from being unwanted aliens in Europe!

Funny story: House of Lords save ex-pats from being unwanted aliens in Europe!

If it was all down to Theresa May and her Conservative cohorts, ex-pats living in Europe would become unwanted aliens living among their European partners! Luckily, The House of Lords have stepped in and thwart her plans to alienate Brits living i...

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Theresa May Bans President Trump's Hair From UK

Funny story: Theresa May Bans President Trump's Hair From UK

After mulling over a petition signed by over 1.7 million citizens to bar US President Donald Trump from traveling to the UK, the PM instead banned Donald Trump's hair from the UK. While it's long been rumoured that Boris Johnson's hair is an alien...

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Posthoorn Interview no. 7: Tom 'Brexit prepper' or 'Scots prepper'?

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. With Brexit looming, and maybe having to leave the Netherlands, Tom is prepping himself to live back in Scotland. As the reporter of the world famous weekly newspap...

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Theresa May to fly to North Korea to hold Kim Jong Un's hand

Funny story: Theresa May to fly to North Korea to hold Kim Jong Un's hand

Following her trip to newly installed American dictator Donald Trump, Theresa May's next voyage abroad will be to Pyongyang to schmooze with chubby psycho Kim Jong-Un. It is hoped that similarly weak British diplomacy will pay off with the greasy-pal...

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Theresa May orders European shutdown!

Funny story: Theresa May orders European shutdown!

Theresa May has made it transparently clear in her Brexit speech today that the UK does not want anything to do with Europe any more! She is pulling the plug and Europeans are hoping she sinks down her own plughole when Britain withdraws back on the...

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Trump eyes Moon

Funny story: Trump eyes Moon

In a shock revelation President-elect Mr Trump, has revealed his plans to launch an attack on the moon. "It's a beautiful place, truly, wonderful place, and it should belong to the greatest country on earth - America". He goes on to explain that A...

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PM Theresa May's leatherette thighs cause public scandal!

Funny story: PM Theresa May's leatherette thighs cause public scandal!

If she hadn't enough to worry about; Brexit, Bojo, Britain going down the pot, meeting Trump and Putin, plus confronting the real "Iron Lady" Angie Merkel, no! Theresa May has been interviewed by The Times flashing a pair of leatherette thighs that c...

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Right lads, Wall around Britain

If nothing else, Donald Trump's election has at least proven a godsend for the bricks and mortar industry. Walls are in....so to say. In the wake of America's intention to erect a wall along its border to Mexico, Britain's Prime Minister, Theresa...

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Backbone rebuilding surgery and diplomatic pouch protection products emerging after Trump victory

Funny story: Backbone rebuilding surgery and diplomatic pouch protection products emerging after Trump victory

A variety of new products has swiftly emerged following Mr. Trump's victory and are smoothing the way into the new presidency. Medical experts have been concerned about candidates with the "nothing there" syndrome on repeated backbone tests. Th...

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Heathrow or Death-row?

Funny story: Heathrow or Death-row?

A dramatic decision, after 60 years (!), has been made to expand London's Heathrow Airport with a 3rd runway (I would prefer to run-away!). Now this wonderful decision, made after the nonsensical Brexit referendum, to invite the globe to England on a...

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Posthoorn Interview no. 3:Tom 'Brexit prepper' faces a long fight

09-10-2016 16.00 hrs - Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. The editorial office of the world famous weekly newspaper The Posthoorn (chosen by 75% of their readers as their favorite alternative cat litter...

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Darling Bud Of May

Funny story: Darling Bud Of May

Newly unelected (by the people, yes we understand she was elected by the Tory party) Prime Minister Theresa May has had a historic meeting with Scotland's First Minister Nicola Sturgeon today. Admitting that the meeting was "positive" and that "all o...

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May or not to May, maybe?

Funny story: May or not to May, maybe?

After the upheaval of the past three weeks British people have been forced to ask the question, May or not May maybe? As others jumped the sinking ship which they torpedoed themselves, it has been left to May to maybe upright the sinking Titanic in t...

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Theresa May: "We must Engage with the Moderate Homosexual Community"

Apparently, because Theresa May is from the Conservative Party, she has the dispiriting responsibility of reluctantly assimilating individuals in a rather more blunt and crude way than Labour or Lib Dems. So she has sworn to "engage with the moderate homosexual community," in order to ensure that gay people do not cause any more "chaos, subversion and aesthetic terrorism." As a Conservative,...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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