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Sarah Palin Thinks Aide is Moose and Squirrel , Shoots Him in Face

Funny story: Sarah Palin Thinks Aide is Moose and Squirrel , Shoots Him in Face

While filming her new hit show Alaska, Sarah Palin accidental shot her Personal Aide of two years, in the face. It all happened when Sarah and the filming crew were out in the Alaskan tundra. Sarah wanted to bag a Moose, or Squirrel, either way...

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"Incoming, F--kers!" Shots Fired into Mexico By U.S. Border Patrol Agents

Funny story: "Incoming, F--kers!" Shots Fired into Mexico By U.S. Border Patrol Agents

U.S. Border Patrol agents fired gunshots into Mexico over the weekend, just to remind them who has the big, swinging d-ck in North America, using an attack during a marijuana seizure in Mission, Texas, as an excuse. "Nuestros agentes recibieron di...

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London 2012 Olympics threatened by British Gun laws

Funny story: London 2012 Olympics threatened by British Gun laws

David Cameron has said that he will not be altering the British gun laws ahead of the 2012 Olympics in London. The gun laws outlaw the firing of any kind of firearm other the shotguns on grouse hunts, and prohibit the importing of guns into the count...

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Florida Shooting By Stanislavski "Method"

Funny story: Florida Shooting By Stanislavski "Method"

A Florida pensioner who accidentally shot his wife was actually practising method acting, it emerged today. Arnold Morris, 77 and his wife Patricia, 72, were rehearsing what to do in the event they were mugged at their Cocoa Beach home, when he sh...

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Colombian Chicken Farmer Shoots Off Same Leg Twice By Mistake

Funny story: Colombian Chicken Farmer Shoots Off Same Leg Twice By Mistake

Papa Gonzales, a Colombian chicken farmer, has shot off the same leg twice within the space of three weeks by mistake. According to his son Junior, who was watching from a hole in their shack, says his father was chasing a lone chicken around the...

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BP Designates 'Live Fire Zone' Along Gulf Shoreline; Vows to Shoot Whiney Protesters on Sight

Funny story: BP Designates 'Live Fire Zone' Along Gulf Shoreline; Vows to Shoot Whiney Protesters on Sight

BP has designated the surrounding Gulf shorelines near their spewing oil disaster as a ''live firing zone'' in a warning to protesters, members of the press and local residents. Mercenaries and low management unrolled razor wire across roads lead...

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Tactical Voter Shoots Himself In Polling Station

Funny story: Tactical Voter Shoots Himself In Polling Station

The first casualty of the UK 2010 General Election was reported just moments after polling stations opened, when Bolton man Krystov Kowalski, a construction worker, shot himself in the kneecap with a nail gun as he attempted to lodge a tactical vote.

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Professor Shoots Colleagues - Gains New Freedoms For Academics

Funny story: Professor Shoots Colleagues - Gains New Freedoms For Academics

Ivory tower intellectualists everywhere have taken note of the new level of entitlement achieved by a university professor. Used to having great perks attached to their jobs, she has definitely raised the bar of academic entitlement beyond anyone's e...

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Three-Year-Old Shoots Father, Claims Purple Dinosaur Told Him To

Funny story: Three-Year-Old Shoots Father, Claims Purple Dinosaur Told Him To

ANAHEIM, CA - On January 2, 2009, a three-year-old boy shot his father, an LAPD officer, with a service revolver. The shooting occurred in the family's pickup truck at a traffic stop in Anaheim. Investigators are still trying to determine how the chi...

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Plainclothes Officer Unleashes Wrath, Guns Down 23 Snowmen

Funny story: Plainclothes Officer Unleashes Wrath, Guns Down 23 Snowmen

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Twenty-three snowmen and a lifesize plastic Santa Claus are in critical condition this Monday after an off-duty, plainclothes officer shot up a Washington, D.C. area community snowball fight, said authorities. The 28-year-old of...

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BNP reintroduces Spitfires to shoot down their opponents, only problem is there are no pilots left to fly them!

Funny story: BNP reintroduces Spitfires to shoot down their opponents, only problem is there are no pilots left to fly them!

"We at the BNP will use all possible methods to win the election even if it means reintroducing the Spitfires" screamed Nick Griffin in good old Jackboot style and was promptly marched off of the stage at a recent BNP party conference! Members of...

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HR Director slowly losing it

Funny story: HR Director slowly losing it

Lincoln, Nebraska - At L&N Collections Services facility for the Midwest Region, Janet Olsen has spent the past 47 days in her nine plus year career dwelling upon how satisfying it would be to kill her fellow workers. News of her upcoming 10th an...

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Hip Hop Star Shot Dead After Concert

Funny story: Hip Hop Star Shot Dead After Concert

Texas hip hop superstar Mac Daddy Oswald was shot to death backstage following a concert in Vatican City yesterday. Rival hip hop artist Bling Dawg Ruby was immediately arrested by the Pope's security force, the Swiss Guard. The shooting is th...

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George W. Bush Shoots Dick Cheney In the Face

Funny story: George W. Bush Shoots Dick Cheney In the Face

AUSTIN, TX - Former Vice President Dick Cheney is in critical condition after being shot in the face by former President Bush at the latter's Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, TX. According to witnesses, Bush saw a squirrel foraging at the base of...

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Miley Cyrus In High School Shooter Wipe Out

Funny story: Miley Cyrus In High School Shooter Wipe Out

Teen idol Miley Cyrus today became the unwitting victim of a High School shooter during a PR visit to Drunckenpratz High School in One-eye Kentucky Things were by all accounts going smoothly until the arrival of disenfranchised former student Howa...

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Missouri Man Shoots His Television

Funny story: Missouri Man Shoots His Television

JOPLIN, Missouri - A 70-year-old man has been arrested and charged with unlawful discharge of a firearm after he shot his television. His wife, who was shaking like a leaf in the wind, said that her husband became upset because he could not get hi...

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Lovable Barney gunned down in cold blood

Funny story: Lovable Barney gunned down in cold blood

Compton, CA - Barney, the lovable, iconic, purple dinosaur of the popular PBS television show loved the world over, has been assassinated. Taking credit for the hit just hours ago was a group calling itself, "Two To The Head Club" led by the noto...

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CEO's And Economists Shot - Stock Markets Soar

Funny story: CEO's And Economists Shot - Stock Markets Soar

The world side recession surprisingly ended abruptly today after the CEO's, Investors and Economists responsible for causing the downturn by bilking investors, gouging company finances and lying to the public were taken out and shot. Borrowing fr...

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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