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Funny story: Irish lose their friendliest nation title...to the Scots

Irish lose their friendliest nation title...to the Scots

The world's friendliest people, the Irish, are no longer the world's friendliest people after a survey revealed that the Scottish are more friendly. "We have been sending the Scottish people on a friendliness course," said Hamish Bacon, Scottish F...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Buys Boyfriend Kanye West A $474,000 Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 For His Birthday

Kim Kardashian Buys Boyfriend Kanye West A $474,000 Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 For His Birthday

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian is still legally married to New Jersey Nets star Kris Humphries but apparently that did not stop her from buying her brand new "brofriend" Kanye West a very expensive car for his 35th birthday. Kim plucked down $47...
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Funny story: Euro 2012: Soccer pundit Alan Hansen scores own goal

Euro 2012: Soccer pundit Alan Hansen scores own goal

Football pundit Alan Hansen was mocked by fans today over his selections on the BBC website today for the tournament which starts on Friday. He named a top four to watch of Brazil, Scotland, West Germany and Yugoslavia. Brazil are ineligible f...
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Funny story: Scotland "can still win Euro 2012"

Scotland "can still win Euro 2012"

Scotland football manager Craig Levein has sensationally said that he still believes Scotland have a chance of winning the European football championship this summer, despite Scotland not qualifying and the fact that the competition begins in Poland...
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Funny story: Scotland to be kicked out of UK

Scotland to be kicked out of UK

Scotland is to be ejected from the UK. In a totally unforeseen step, David Cameron has decided that Britain might do all right without Scotland after all. "The Scots have routinely expressed contempt for the rest of the UK, especially the English...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle In Violent Outburst Demolishes Scotland

Susan Boyle In Violent Outburst Demolishes Scotland

In scenes straight out of the Marvel's Avengers Assemble, Susan Boyle in a fit of rage destroyed the nation of Scotland over the weekend, but luckily there were no fatalities. Following months of gruelling work, SuBo as she is known to her fans had b...
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Funny story: Fossilised hot cross bun found on Isle of Canna

Fossilised hot cross bun found on Isle of Canna

Scotland - Archaeologists are playing down reports that the 25cm diameter artefuct is the legendary 'Cursing Stone of Scone' used by generations of monarchs during the Coronation Oath. It was found at an old graveyard on the partially inhabited is...
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Funny story: "Alex Salmond would do well to remember Panama.."

"Alex Salmond would do well to remember Panama.."

A friend told me about a week or so before we left that he couldn't quite believe it was actually happening and weren't we concerned about racism. I recall frowning with genuine confusion. It wasn't as though John had ever been one to over-dramatise, that always fell to his wife, Lucy, and even as we had this conversation, she was frantically talking to her mother, advising her where the 'Meni...
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Funny story: Leaked defence strategy leaves Alex Salmond credability in tatters

Leaked defence strategy leaves Alex Salmond credability in tatters

Documents leaked to The Herald newspaper this weekend have laid bare the morass of thinking at Holyrood that passes for policy these days. Alex Salmond has personally endorsed a scheme that would reverse the electricity grid back to wind turbines...
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Funny story: Homebuyers "Thin On The Ground"

Homebuyers "Thin On The Ground"

Astonishing research released today demonstrates that home buying really does affect Scots' figures. Scotland's surveyors have reported optimism among house sellers, despite buyers remaining "thin on the ground". The Royal Institution of Charte...
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Funny story: Scotland independence bid to boost UK Eurovision Song Contest hopes

Scotland independence bid to boost UK Eurovision Song Contest hopes

Scotland's bid for independence from the UK was claimed to be a 'scam' last night by a music business insider. The insider who refused to be named said that the plan is for Scotland to get independence, eventually followed by Wales and Northern Ir...
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Funny story: Rangers' chairman devises plan to pay clubs tax bill

Rangers' chairman devises plan to pay clubs tax bill

Rangers chairman Craig Whyte has revealed to close friends how he plans to pay the tax bill that forced the Scottish Premier League Champions into administration, forcing the SPL to deduct them 10 points. A friend of a friend of a friend of a frie...
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Funny story: The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt IX; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt IX; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

Falling, I fell forever into fathomless blackness. Tumbling, I was helpless. Into what, I could not know, only that plunge I must, and for eternity. Was this Hell itself, was it Pandaemonium through which I plummetted? And yet, there were glimpses, terrible, desperate fleeting visions, of a world so dear. Of a world forever closed to me. Our bedroom, at home, the smell of lavender. The lovely f...
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Funny story: Trumpster 'Tee-D Off'

Trumpster 'Tee-D Off'

Donald Trumpster has once again attacked Scotland; this time over its plans to build thousands of offshore high velocity wind farms.  The wind swept hair guru wrote an terse letter to first minister Dillon Salmon about the proposed plans to develo...
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Funny story: England Prepares For Scottish Independence

England Prepares For Scottish Independence

On Burns Night, 2012, the BBC broadcast to English viewers and listeners, Scotland's First Minister, Alex Salmond, reading poems by Robert Burns. Few will forget the chilling threat that followed this attack. 'Ah will continue tae reid th' poems ay Rabbie Burns at ye sassenachs,' vowed a visibly crazed Mr Salmond, 'until Scootlund achieves independence. Indeed,' he added, with wild eyes bulging...
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Funny story: Tennis: Scottish Man almost British after five set classic

Tennis: Scottish Man almost British after five set classic

In an amazing match that finished at almost 1am local time, Andy Murray narrowly missed out on being labelled 'British' by newspapers with editorial offices in England (and predominantly London) but is still scottish after a five set defeat to Novak...
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Funny story: More Haggis Eaten In England Than Scotland

More Haggis Eaten In England Than Scotland

England has overtaken Scotland as the top market for that iconic Scots dish, Haggis. Midlothian-based MacSween produces 1,000 tons of the "chieftain o' the puddin' race" every year, which is enough for about five million portions. But 60 per cent...
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Funny story: First Scottish embassy to be sited at Fishmongers Hall

First Scottish embassy to be sited at Fishmongers Hall

Edinburgh - Police are probing reports that some very fishy-sounding people have taken over the Scottish government and are preparing to open the country's first embassy in a souped-up former aquarium at London Bridge. Fishmongers Hall is the SNP...
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