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Prince William's rowdy university buddy Gaz turns up at door, spends night on couch

Funny story: Prince William's rowdy university buddy Gaz turns up at door, spends night on couch

Prince William and Kate Middleton had an unexpected visitor to Buckingham Palace when William's old university drinking buddy Gaz turned up at the front door asking to stay for a bit with them. William's old friend Gaz had been on a night out in Lon...

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Superstitious? Saturday's 34th anniversary of Trooping the Colour potshots at Queen

Funny story: Superstitious? Saturday's 34th anniversary of Trooping the Colour potshots at Queen

London - The Queen is totally freaked out about this Saturday's Trooping the Colour which occurs on the exact 34th anniversary of someone firing six blank shots at her while astride sidesaddle on royal steed Burn Knees. Uh, Burmese. 19 year-old...

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What the Hell are the Royals Doing in New Zealand of All Places?

Funny story: What the Hell are the Royals Doing in New Zealand of All Places?

In order to answer this simple question our magazine "Conned Weekly" contacted Lord Hiram Abiff Cook of the British Foreign Office London who candidly answered unaware that we had recorded the conversation. Here is what he said: Well, old sport...

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So old and gaga there's mothballs up her fanny

Funny story: So old and gaga there's mothballs up her fanny

London - "In addition to destroying insects such as moths and silverfish," the Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon explained, "royal mothballs make useful stovepipe cleaners and snake repellants." The remarks come amid reports that Britain's Queen...

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Jimmy Savile - Case Closed!

Funny story: Jimmy Savile - Case Closed!

The Jimmy Savile Inquiry into paedophilia that has been ongoing since October 2012 has been officially closed. Sir Winston Pike conducting the inquiry said that the case has been officially closed from lack of reliable evidence. "After due consul...

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Palace composting lav horror on Queen's birthday

Funny story: Palace composting lav horror on Queen's birthday

Windsore Castle - An organic composting lavatory serving the Queen's private quarters had to be sluiced down with carbolic today after Her Majesty accidentally dropped her diamond tiara down its fathomless bottom. It was her 89th birthday, a cour...

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TheSpoof.com Dead Right Again!

Funny story: TheSpoof.com Dead Right Again!

Here is a verbatim report from an article in a leading British Paper. We are not making this up. This is actually what it said: "Sex scandal Labour grandee Lord Janner has been probed over ­allegations he was part of a ­Westminster paedophile ring. The Met police spent six months investigating claims the peer - said to be too frail from dementia to be prosecuted - was a guest at London sex a...

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The Queen's April Fools Day spoof

Funny story: The Queen's April Fools Day spoof

London - Her Majesty Queen Elizardbirth is planning to teach politicians a well deserved lesson by feigning death on April Fools Day. A number of courtiers are in on the jape which will see royal arselicker-in-chief cum Prime Monster David Cameron...

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Solar eclipse fears that Queen will sleepwalk into Windsor Castle moat this Friday

Funny story: Solar eclipse fears that Queen will sleepwalk into Windsor Castle moat this Friday

London - Crown jewelers have welded night vision goggles to the Queen's tiara in case she flips out on Friday when the Big Light in the sky goes awol. A powerful solar eclipse will see much of the United Kingdom blacked out in the morning in fulfi...

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Kate Middleton denies palace tryst

Funny story: Kate Middleton denies palace tryst

LONDON -- The royals are not above showing a little of their majestic bodies on occasion. Exhibitionist Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cornhole and wife of Prince William, is proof of that, having shown her regal tatas to the world and having flashed her...

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Vladimir Putin Announces Boris Nemtsov Committed Suicide

Funny story: Vladimir Putin Announces Boris Nemtsov Committed Suicide

After a lengthy ten hour investigation pursuing thousands of clues, tips and accusations, Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir Putin announced that the former Deputy Prime Minister under Boris Yeltsin, Boris Nemtsov, committed suicide by shooting himself...

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Queen Defends The Fabulous

The Queen of the Purple Isles has hit back at suggestions that The Fabulous should be banned from socialising with so-called 'Ordinaries'. Harry Rump of the Roundguts claimed that The Fabulous are a bizarre group who differ on every conceivable so...

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Queen caught sneaking out of the Palace and pretending to be a homeless person again

Funny story: Queen caught sneaking out of the Palace and pretending to be a homeless person again

Members of the royal family and local security picked up the Queen yesterday after she went missing from Buckingham Palace. Palace guards reported her gone at lunch time shortly after Sunday mass. Prince Charles and Camilla then drove round the...

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Actress Helen Mirren banned from Palace after 'aliens' jibe

Funny story: Actress Helen Mirren banned from Palace after 'aliens' jibe

Los Angeles - Official: all traces of Martian DNA have been expunged from the royal genome after film star Helen Mirren blew the gaff on Queen Elizardbirth's alien origins. Mirren, who famously played Queenie in an instantly forgettable Hollywood...

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Tombs Disturbed Near Buckingham Palace - "Psycho" Spotted At Nearby Motel

Funny story: Tombs Disturbed Near Buckingham Palace - "Psycho" Spotted At Nearby Motel

Investigations by Prince Philip and a rapid response palace Beefeater team yesterday confirmed rumours that Prince Charles, a great fan of the late Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho" movie and with a notoriously unusual taste in women, (shunning attractive...

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Worst Ever Tsunami

Funny story: Worst Ever Tsunami

This time of year is always high on calamities; but nobody on earth was prepared for this one. A mighty tsunami of human excrement that had accumulated in the North Atlantic over many years has been unleashed. Myriad towns and villages in North A...

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Britain's New Year Resolution Announced

The United Kingdom will be set with a resolution of 800 x 600 for 2015. Although less than last year, London buses will still be visible from satellite spy cameras. Trees will be a little blurred and cars will appear slightly pixelated. The Queen ann...

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Undertakers' spy drones circle over Queen's Sandringham estate

Funny story: Undertakers' spy drones circle over Queen's Sandringham estate

Norfolk - The skies over Sandringham were teeming with surveillance drones today as local funeral directors website Dead Norfolk Broads R Us.con acted on a tipoff about an imminent 'happy event'. "Of course, Her Maj might be planning to top old Ph...

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