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Funny story: More value for money demanded from Royal scroungers

More value for money demanded from Royal scroungers

In a move to bring more accountability to the Royal "non Monarchs" (or scroungers), they will be made to appear on T.V. after Premier League football managers on "Final Score" and give an account of where our hand-outs went for the previous week.
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Funny story: The 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again...

The 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again...

Old Trafford, Manchester: Like the Politburo standing high above, the 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again... Manchester United all in name, keep losing. It has been reported that the 'Phantom Raspberry Blowe...
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Funny story: Confusion as Manchester United fan reveals he lives in Manchester

Confusion as Manchester United fan reveals he lives in Manchester

The football world was thrown into turmoil for the second time in a week today when a Manchester United fan called a radio phone-in to discuss the clubs bad run of form. After the Roy Hodgson front page 'space monkey' story earlier in the week, ma...
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Funny story: Harry Redknapp rushed to hospital in transfer window 'slam shut' drama

Harry Redknapp rushed to hospital in transfer window 'slam shut' drama

Former Premier League (i.e. important) manager Harry Redknapp was rushed to hospital last night in a transfer deadline day drama. As the trasnfer window 'slammed shut' Harry's car window slammed shut and almost beheaded him. Harry 'Crusty-face'...
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Funny story: Roy Hodgson refused free ticket for Liverpool v Manchester United

Roy Hodgson refused free ticket for Liverpool v Manchester United

England coach Roy Hodgson was 'fuming' last night after being refused a complimentary ticket to the Super Sunday Liverpool v Man United Premier League clash at Anfield. Hodgson, who was Liverpool coach only two years ago, was refused a gratis tick...
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Funny story: Jose Mourinho updates his status once more

Jose Mourinho updates his status once more

Jose Mourinho has rebranded himself again, following his return to Chelsea and Stamford Bridge for the first time since his acrimonious sacking by Roman Abramovitch in 2007. During his first spell, he told journalists he was the 'special one'. At...
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Funny story: Paulo Di Canio looks to sign right winger

Paulo Di Canio looks to sign right winger

Sunderland boss Paolo Di Canio has revealed to sources that he urgently needs to sign a right-winger before the transfer window closes. DI Canio joined the mackems on April 1st last season, replacing Martin O'Neill, who left the club to spend more...
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Funny story: Crystal Palace first team to be relegated from the Premier League

Crystal Palace first team to be relegated from the Premier League

After a tough grueling pre-season, newly promoted play-off winners Crystal Palace have become the first team to be relegated from the Premier League - without playing a game. The relegation was confirmed by every single newspaper columnist making...
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Funny story: David Moyes admits he forgot he was Man United boss

David Moyes admits he forgot he was Man United boss

Football fans around the world were aghast this morning on the eve of opening weekend of the Premier League (EPL) as David Moyes admitted to a reporter that he had forgotten he was the new at Old Trafford and thought he was still in charge at Everto...
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Funny story: Arsenal attempt to buy Luis Suarez denied by credit card refusal

Arsenal attempt to buy Luis Suarez denied by credit card refusal

Arsenal Football Club were in crisis last night, as the latest attempt to sign a living breathing non-retired footballer before the new EPL season starts were dealt a hammer blow when a credit card transaction to buy Luis Suarez was rejected. A cl...
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Funny story: Tottenham to invest £85 million in cloning Gareth Bale and other footballers

Tottenham to invest £85 million in cloning Gareth Bale and other footballers

English Premier League (EPL) side Totting-ham Hot-sports have pleaded with La Liga giants Real Madrid to pay cash up front for Gareth Bale, the hottest footballer ever to leave Wales, (a tiny island the size of Wales on the side of England) North...
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Funny story: Theo Walcott to buy new house 'in the centre of the street'

Theo Walcott to buy new house 'in the centre of the street'

As the transfer window reopens on January 1st and the future of Theo Walcott at Arsenal still undecided, the saga took a development today when Theo put his house in Hertfordshire up for sale. Speculation mounted that Walcott was going to live in...
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Funny story: Gareth Bale to be fitted with stabilisers to stop him falling over

Gareth Bale to be fitted with stabilisers to stop him falling over

Tottenham Hotspur boss Andre Villain-Boas (AVB) has given Gareth Bale a belated Christmas present in the form of a pair of stabilisers that will stop him falling over in crucial Premier League soccer matches. Welsh wizard bale was booked in the 2-...
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Funny story: Aston Villa fans praise rapid improvement of team

Aston Villa fans praise rapid improvement of team

Fans of Birmingham's biggest professional soccer club today praised the teams massive '100% improvement over the Christmas holiday period. Following a zero-eight setback against European Champions Chelsea, the London based Russian financed team fr...
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Funny story: 'Arry Comes Out Of The Dark As It's Lights Out For Sparky

'Arry Comes Out Of The Dark As It's Lights Out For Sparky

Former Manchester City, Blackburn and Wales manager Mark Hughes has been shown the door by Queens Park Rangers after a terrible start to the season. The Loftus Road club are currently doing a good impression of a veruca in as much as they're roote...
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Funny story: Solskjaer Fancies Fergies Job

Solskjaer Fancies Fergies Job

Legendary former Manchester United striker Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has revealed he would relish the opportunity to manage his former club. The 'Baby Faced Assassin' as he's known at Old Trafford, despite never having assassinated anyone, currently ma...
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Funny story: WIN a Chance to Play in a Merseyside Derby Winner - Andre Wisdom

WIN a Chance to Play in a Merseyside Derby Winner - Andre Wisdom

Congratulations to Andre Wisdom, the winner of our competition to play in a real Merseyside Derby. Andre chose to play at right-back for Liverpool. The 19-year-old heard about our competition through a kids' football magazine, and jumped at the chance to enter. 'It has been a dream throughout my childhood to play for Manchester United. i saw the chance to play for Liverpool and decided to settl...
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Funny story: The Essential Guide To Being A Premier League Manager

The Essential Guide To Being A Premier League Manager

Following on from 'The Essential Guide To Being A Premier League Footballer', and in response to the literally one letter we received, here is our latest helpful guide. This time we are focusing on Premier League management. Once you've finished your Premier League playing career you may want to consider becoming a manager. Not for the money of course as you'll already have enough of that to fu...
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