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The BREXIT will kill you, Official!

Funny story: The BREXIT will kill you, Official!

IT'S OFFICIAL!!!! The BREXIT will kill you! Careful now you pseudo-racist freedom thinkers - (Whoop Whoop) the big bad BREXIT will slain you and your families if you even THINK about voting leave! "Look what's happened" said Feary McFearface, "...

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EU makes dramatic U-turn over Brexit! "Kick the Brits out" they are saying now!

Funny story: EU makes dramatic U-turn over Brexit! "Kick the Brits out" they are saying now!

It seems the EU have English, moronic, football fans causing riots in Marseille, France, to thank for in making an ultimate decision to either support a Brexit or be against the UK leaving the community! European leaders, Germans, French, Spanish,...

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Brexit for ex-Pats living in Europe means: Double Dutch!

Funny story: Brexit for ex-Pats living in Europe means: Double Dutch!

Many ex-pats living in and enjoying the freedom offered by being members of the much maligned European Community are slightly worried at the rather strange behaviour of their compatriots residing on the island. It seems that many Brits over there...

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Leave UK claim "summers will be warmer" if UK leaves EU

Funny story: Leave UK claim "summers will be warmer" if UK leaves EU

Brexit campaigners Leave UK have controversially claimed that the UK would be 4 degrees warmer if it leaves the EU. However, the claim is disputed by both the UK's own Met Office, and the International Bureau Meteorologique (IBM) which is based in An...

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EU commissioner says the UK leaving would be like "castrating Europe"

Funny story: EU commissioner says the UK leaving would be like "castrating Europe"

With a little over seven weeks to go until Britain votes whether or not to leave his organisation, EU commissioner Jean Claude van Junk has stepped into the Brexit debate with some unusual comments. However, voters may be confused rather than motivat...

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LibDems pilloried for their spend on "Remain in EU" leaflet campaign

Funny story: LibDems pilloried for their spend on "Remain in EU" leaflet campaign

The Liberal Democrat party, possibly one of the greenest parliamentary parties in the UK as they roll up in a single Vauxhall Zafira (Diesel) people carrier to all events, have been mocked and pilloried for their outrageous spend on leaflets to UK ho...

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Popularity Rating Of Boris Johnson Plummets In Wake Of EU Referendum Campaign

Funny story: Popularity Rating Of Boris Johnson Plummets In Wake Of EU Referendum Campaign

Recent polls have confirmed that the popularity of Boris Johnson amongst the British public has dramatically declined since 22nd February 2016. 'I'd never thought too hard about it,' said John Smith, a typical UK resident, 'but, in the past, me mi...

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Public Resort To The Supernatural To Decide EU Referendum Decision

Funny story: Public Resort To The Supernatural To Decide EU Referendum Decision

A MORI poll published yesterday indicates that many UK residents have abandoned reason as a means of making a decision in the EU referendum. They are instead planning to seek guidance from supernatural sources. 'It has become increasingly apparent...

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Boris and Cameron Face Off On In Out Solution

Funny story: Boris and Cameron Face Off On In Out Solution

David Cameron put it well: 'If you are in then you can provide for the future - if you are Out you dirty your hands, your sheets, your bed.' This make the case for staying in the EU (Erotic Union). Meanwhile Boris Yeltsin the Mayor of London wa...

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EU launches campaign to "leave Chris Grayling"

Funny story: EU launches campaign to "leave Chris Grayling"

European Union officials announced this morning that plans were underway to "leave Chris Grayling" within the next year. Speaking from Brussels, a spokesperson said "We simply cannot accept the endless migration of rubbish from Grayling and others li...

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Cameron Tells The Europeans: 'You are inferior'

Funny story: Cameron Tells The Europeans: 'You are inferior'

British Prime Minister has flown the flag in Europe by telling European countries that they are all inferior to Britain. 'We don't really like you' he told the European negotiators over Britain's relationship to the European Union. 'However' Camer...

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Chip butty 'central' to continued EU membership, says Cameron

Fundamental, far-reaching changes to redefine Britain's membership in the European Union were outlined by the Prime Minister, David Cameron, yesterday in a hand-written letter to the EU. MEPs in Brussels were taken aback by some of them, which inc...

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European Union clamps down on lemon pips

The European Union is preparing to crack down on the volume of pips found in lemons. Horst Limeburger, leader of the new Citrus Division in Brussels, confirmed: "We have been receiving complaints from restaurants and hobby cooks. One caterer count...

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EU to Launch Social Network for Refugees

The European Union is set to launch a social network for refugees fleeing to Europe from Syria, to help migrants communicate with the country in which they wish to reside. Daily vast numbers of refugees cross European borders in the hope that a be...

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Greek God of wealth ousted as the Greek debt crisis surfaced

Mount Olympus: In a historic turn of events, Plutus, the Greek God of wealth and money has been ousted after the emergence of Greek debt crisis. The decision came out after a referendum held among all the Gods of Olympus on whether he should continue...

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Greece Grexits Gracefully

Saying goodbye to the euro, and not wanting to reintroduce the dreaded drachma, Greece has named its new currency the "big gyro." Stefan Poopadoopalot, spokesman for what's left of the government in Athens, outlined exactly what goes into a bi...

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Greece Prepares to make move from Euro to Bitcoin

Funny story: Greece Prepares to make move from Euro to Bitcoin

After suffering through failure after failure to utilize real money to keep their country's economy from complete collapse, Greece has decided to make the switch to fake money to ease their economic woes. After a great deal of pressure from the...

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Greece Declares War Against European Union

Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras addressed the United Nations General Assembly to announce a formal declaration of war against all the other member nations of the European Union. He justified the aggressive military action by citing Greece's su...

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