Showing:

Funny satire stories about Conservatives

Try another search?

Illegal Aliens to be Deported via Keystone Pipeline

(Washington D.C.) Republican lawmakers today passed the first of a series of bills authorizing the use of the Keystone Pipeline as a "humane and cost-effective method for transporting illegal [Mexican] aliens back to their homeland." The legislat...

Read full story View 'Illegal Aliens to be Deported via Keystone Pipeline'

A rap from David Cameron

Funny story: A rap from David Cameron

The following is a rap from Prime Minister, Conservitive Party leader and notorious hip-hop fan David Cameron that he wrote for us at the Spoof Musical Express with hope that he will open your eyes and get you interested in politics. Take it away David... Yo It's David C Telling you to vote for me The leader of the Tory party. I want you to let me stay And save the day Samant...

Read full story View 'A rap from David Cameron'

PM Vows 100% Employment

Funny story: PM Vows 100% Employment

BBC News has reported today that David Cameron has pledged the Tories will help Britain become "a nation of full employment." He has not stated a specific time frame for these proposals but hopes that they will happen soonish. This announcement a...

Read full story View 'PM Vows 100% Employment'

Chancellor Hails Balham as a Model for His New Style Economy

Funny story: Chancellor Hails Balham as a Model for His New Style Economy

During an unannounced flying visit today, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, accompanied by the alcohol sodden Downing Street press corps, praised the advances made by Balham's local economy. Venturing out of the bounds of his Westmi...

Read full story View 'Chancellor Hails Balham as a Model for His New Style Economy'

Move By Cameron To Target "Can't Be Bothered" Party

Funny story: Move By Cameron To Target "Can't Be Bothered" Party

The newly formed "Apathy" party which sprung up almost overnight via social networking websites came in for a slamming by David Cameron at a meeting of The Conservative Party in Scunthorpe Working Men's club last night. "Apathy is endemic in our poli...

Read full story View 'Move By Cameron To Target "Can't Be Bothered" Party'

Cameron reveals Scotland was adopted when it was a child

Funny story: Cameron reveals Scotland was adopted when it was a child

Shocking revelations have risen from inside Whitehall, where today Prime Minister David Cameron revealed to all that Scotland was adopted when it was a very early age. "It gives me no pleasure to reveal that Scotland was an orphan country when we fo...

Read full story View 'Cameron reveals Scotland was adopted when it was a child'

Cameron Celebrates Great Tory Truimph

Funny story: Cameron Celebrates Great Tory Truimph

David Cameron is so enthused with the reception his speech at the Conservative Party Conference received in the Daily Mail he is ordering his whole Cabinet to wear black shirts as a mark of respect. Further, the praise from the Sun has encouraged...

Read full story View 'Cameron Celebrates Great Tory Truimph'

Conservative Party Conference Marred By Lewd Twitter

Funny story: Conservative Party Conference Marred By Lewd Twitter

The start of the Conservative Party conference on Sunday was marred by a lewd twitter apparently eminating from a caged bird outside the building. The bird was identified as Acridotheres tristis, or the common Myna. Nigel Farage who was passing at ti...

Read full story View 'Conservative Party Conference Marred By Lewd Twitter'

Homeless Man Strikes Oil, Dave Cameron Provides Immediate Humanitarian Assistance

Funny story: Homeless Man Strikes Oil, Dave Cameron Provides Immediate Humanitarian Assistance

Liverpool, A homeless man forced to dig for a better way of life struck oil yesterday. Joe Murphy (50) originally from Bootle but homeless for the last 5 years due to devastating Tory cuts in welfare and unemployment assistance will now receive round...

Read full story View 'Homeless Man Strikes Oil, Dave Cameron Provides Immediate Humanitarian Assistance'

Former football pundit Alan Hansen appointed as new Defence Secretary

Funny story: Former football pundit Alan Hansen appointed as new Defence Secretary

Prime Minister David Cameron announced this morning in London that former television pundit and Liverpool defender Alan Hansen has been appointed as the new Secretary of Defence. "Alan has a history of making sure nothing slips past him. That wor...

Read full story View 'Former football pundit Alan Hansen appointed as new Defence Secretary'

Cameron hopes introduction of female ministers in cabinet re-shuffle will finally get Michael Gove laid

Funny story: Cameron hopes introduction of female ministers in cabinet re-shuffle will finally get Michael Gove laid

Conservative leader David Cameron announced in a press conference on Saturday at number 10 that his introduction of several new female ministers was done with the sole intention of getting former minister for schools Michael Gove laid. Addressing...

Read full story View 'Cameron hopes introduction of female ministers in cabinet re-shuffle will finally get Michael Gove laid'

Bang! And Your Taxes Are Gone!

Funny story: Bang! And Your Taxes Are Gone!

The Conservative party have sanctioned the creation of bank notes that safely and silently self-destruct when they are invested into banks or Network Rail but cause more destruction than a starved hyena in a baby ward when invested into Job Seekers A...

Read full story View 'Bang! And Your Taxes Are Gone!'

Coalition Will Use Savings From Cuts To Dig Up Bodies Of Welfare Cheats

Funny story: Coalition Will Use Savings From Cuts To Dig Up Bodies Of Welfare Cheats

London. The PM 'Dave' Cameron announced that the coalition plans using savings made from denying the poor and vulnerable their basic needs to dig up the bodies of deceased welfare cheats and display them in public until "their relatives do the decent...

Read full story View 'Coalition Will Use Savings From Cuts To Dig Up Bodies Of Welfare Cheats'

'Dave' Cameron Unveils 'Tough But Fair' Plan To Exterminate Poor and Vulnerable People

Funny story: 'Dave' Cameron Unveils 'Tough But Fair' Plan To Exterminate Poor and Vulnerable People

London. The prime minister David Cameron today announced that he would not rule out resorting to death squads in an effort to "make poverty history". 'Tough but fair' measures will be introduced if the Tories are returned to power after the next elec...

Read full story View ''Dave' Cameron Unveils 'Tough But Fair' Plan To Exterminate Poor and Vulnerable People'

Hague - No Ginger Beer for Russia Until Putin Leaves Best Bits Of Ukraine Alone - So There!!'

Funny story: Hague - No Ginger Beer for Russia Until Putin Leaves Best Bits Of Ukraine Alone - So There!!'

Foreign Secretary and Ginger Beer heir, William Hague said this morning: "We will take sanctions to a fourth level and make sure no - one in Russia can get Ginger Beer if secret agents, plain clothes soldiers and tanks do not immediately leave the be...

Read full story View 'Hague - No Ginger Beer for Russia Until Putin Leaves Best Bits Of Ukraine Alone - So There!!''

Welfare Caps to be Introduced

Funny story: Welfare Caps to be Introduced

MP's have overwhelmingly voted in favour of introducing a Welfare Cap, starting from 2015. In a move proposed by the Chancellor in last weeks Budget, all recipients of Welfare benefits will be required, by law, to wear baseball-style caps. The...

Read full story View 'Welfare Caps to be Introduced'

Beer & Bingo - Jolly Good Fun!

Funny story: Beer & Bingo - Jolly Good Fun!

Grant Scnapps, Tory Chairman - whose father was a well known immigrant from Eastern Europe - has twitted that Beer & Bingo are the working man's (and woman's) greatest joys. But he has landed himself in at Eton Mess. He has been clobbered by t...

Read full story View 'Beer & Bingo - Jolly Good Fun!'

Budget favourable to People with Bingo Wings

Funny story: Budget favourable to People with Bingo Wings

Chancellor George Osborne has hailed his Budget as one for "makers, doers and savers...with bingo wings" after many measures made seemed to favour those with excess flesh around their upper arm area. The ability for those exhibiting surplus arm sk...

Read full story View 'Budget favourable to People with Bingo Wings'

Breaking news…

Republicans Respond To Trump's Madness....

Today Congressional Republicans responded to all of Donald Trump's outrageous behavior and lies .....................................................................................................not.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
47 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more