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Snakes and Adders (not ladders) taken into UK prisons are therapeutic claim Home Office!

Funny story: Snakes and Adders (not ladders) taken into UK prisons are therapeutic claim Home Office!

Prison authorities are employing mobile zoos to give inmates a chance to stroke exotic (not erotic) animals claiming snakes are better than rats who normally reside in Brit nicks! However, one mobile zoo, misunderstood that they should bring snake...

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"Flocks of Belgian seagulls" given birth control pills!

Funny story: "Flocks of Belgian seagulls" given birth control pills!

Belgians, normally regarded as quite level-headed, sensible Europeans, have broken that myth by feeding their seagulls contraceptive pills! Seagulls, quite renowned for their productive, and multiplication qualities, have been recently over-doing...

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Invisible Russian spies attack the UK with 'Baked Beans!'

Funny story: Invisible Russian spies attack the UK with 'Baked Beans!'

After the shocking poison attack in Salisbury by Russian agents, who nobody has found, seen, or even proof that they did it, Putin has ordered his invisible agents to attack Brits with their favorite food, Baked Beans! The first attack was on a ca...

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Painkillers turn hetero men into gay men

Funny story: Painkillers turn hetero men into gay men

Warning. Hot, hunky, hetero studs, who break their arms or legs or feet, are turning 'gay' after swallowing heavy doses of a painkiller called, Lyrica. A Brit ex-hetero, after breaking his foot, who was so hot after the ladies that even his steady...

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Man orders 'black' coffee and is arrested for being a racist

Funny story: Man orders 'black' coffee and is arrested for being a racist

Hoping for a quick caffeine boost before heading off to work, a US/Italian man in Philadelphia, ordered a 'black' coffee at a well known, downtown coffee bar and was promptly arrested! Actually, it was not him whom the cops came to arrest. Unfortu...

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Human sperm sent out by NASA into space is highly toxic and will cause alien destruction!

Funny story: Human sperm sent out by NASA into space is highly toxic and will cause alien destruction!

Aliens living, travelling, and existing without human destructive traits are about to be infiltrated by human sperm sent out into space by NASA! Special, crew-less space vehicles, loaded with the stuff, will be launched in the hope that passing UF...

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Yorkshire farmer decides to breed seals instead of sheep claiming he's not a 'sheepshagger!'

Funny story: Yorkshire farmer decides to breed seals instead of sheep claiming he's not a 'sheepshagger!'

Ramblers strolling the rolling hills of the Yorkshire Dales expecting to experience the legacies of the Bronte Sisters, Heathcliffe, James Herriot, and the Yorkshire Ripper,(Yes there are tourists who love a bit of bloody Yorkshire horror too with th...

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86 ft sea monster found on Brit beach has same DNA as Boris Johnson!

Funny story: 86 ft sea monster found on Brit beach has same DNA as Boris Johnson!

Scientists analysing huge, ancient bones, found on a Brit beach, have discovered something quite amazing! It seems the DNA in the bones, that belonged to a huge Jurassic sea monster, has the same DNA as the present UK foreign minister, BOJO! "Ther...

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5 star cheese served in noble UK restaurant was 'mouldy!'

Funny story: 5 star cheese served in noble UK restaurant was 'mouldy!'

Eating out in the UK can be damn expensive thanks to the hype around Masterchef & Co, but eating mouldy cheese in a noble restaurant and, paying £13 quid for the pleasure, wasn't funny for punters in Bristol, UK! In addition, to add insult to...

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Biggest 'wasters' of UK time revealed in survey and BOJO tops the list!

Funny story: Biggest 'wasters' of UK time revealed in survey and BOJO tops the list!

A survey revealing what Brits hate the most about 'time wasters' has come up with some strange, quirky dislikes appearing! So, Jaggedone has analysed the survey and here is the real top 10 of UK 'Wasters of time': 1) King of UK wasters is BOJO,...

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A "Flock of Seagulls" trash hotel room after "Heavy Metal Band" left the building!

Funny story: A "Flock of Seagulls" trash hotel room after "Heavy Metal Band" left the building!

After doing several gigs in Canada, a renowned US Heavy Metal Band decided to park up at a seaside resort, luxury hotel, for a few days of R & R, but were warned by the owners; "Do not trash our rooms because Led Zeppelin and The Who stayed here...

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Horny elephants run riot on Spanish motorway chasing Nelly!

Funny story: Horny elephants run riot on Spanish motorway chasing Nelly!

A hoard of horny (not literally, they have tusks) elephants that broke out of a circus caused havoc on a Spanish motorway in Spain. Coincidentally, on the same weekend when raging Spanish bulls chase human morons dressed in red! Although, the male el...

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God sends Chinese junk space lab to planet earth as his Easter message!

Funny story: God sends Chinese junk space lab to planet earth as his Easter message!

A defunct Chinese space lab hurtling back towards the planet is proof there is a god after all! It will arrive on Easter Monday crashing through the outer-atmosphere with a message from our heavenly father attached (A Chinese version) proving tha...

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'Big Dick' festival in Japan leaves Japanese women looking at something they will never experience, live!

Funny story: 'Big Dick' festival in Japan leaves Japanese women looking at something they will never experience, live!

The annual 'Big Dick' festival held in Kawasaki, Japan, is proof that Japanese men need to build massive model 'dicks' because they are too ashamed to expose their own miniature versions! Starting with India, and travelling eastwards, Asian men te...

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French waiter sacked in Canadian restaurant after telling Brit to 'F' off!!

Funny story: French waiter sacked in Canadian restaurant after telling Brit to 'F' off!!

Vancouver, 26.03.2018: French Canadians are in a state of shock after a Brit went into a restaurant in Vancouver demanding that the waiter on duty speak English, but he couldn't he was French; shock, horror! The altercation became quite loud, and...

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Chocolate covered Maltesers prove the world is flat not round!

Funny story: Chocolate covered Maltesers prove the world is flat not round!

Giant chocolate producers, Mars (not on Mars), have finally convinced the world that the world is flat, and in honor of this great discovery, they have decided to issue a 'flat' version of Brits favorite 'round' choco snack, Maltesers! There were...

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Horseback rider turns up at McCrap drive-in instead of knackers yard!

Funny story: Horseback rider turns up at McCrap drive-in instead of knackers yard!

McCrap (Name changed for legal reasons) diners in Beccles, Norfolk, got the shock of their lives as a horse poked its head into the drive-in window demanding a burger and chips; the horse-rider was a vegetarian! A shocked McCrap worker refused to...

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Parisian porno downs tools because of Sex-Doll brothel!

Funny story: Parisian porno downs tools because of Sex-Doll brothel!

A Parisian sex doll brothel is causing an outrage in the dark world of "Tossers United" because Parisian porno stars are refusing to perform unless their plastic competitors are removed from the seedy sex underground world in the 'city of love!'...

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