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Funny story: Soft, silky "bogpaper" causes tree huggers to see "Red!"

Soft, silky "bogpaper" causes tree huggers to see "Red!"

Wiping one's rear end these days with, soft, luxury "bogpaper" seems to be not quite as harmless as it seems, say tree huggers! A UK luxury bogpaper manufacturing company has been accused by tree huggers of destroying a pristine forest is Sweden s...
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Funny story: Nitrous Oxide (Laughing Gas) is hilariously funny and you could all die laughing!

Nitrous Oxide (Laughing Gas) is hilariously funny and you could all die laughing!

Laughing gas being flogged for 5 quid to kids wanting to laugh themselves to death in nightclubs, raves and other locations, is causing those who flog it, to laugh all the way to the bank! Dark entrepreneurs are having so much fun purchasing the s...
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Funny story: Australian Nutter hitches ride on train windscreen wiper!

Australian Nutter hitches ride on train windscreen wiper!

Living in Australia can be expensive and travelling too (just like England) so one nutter decided to dodge paying his fare by hitching a ride on the windscreen wiper of a passing train! Luckily, in Australia, it hardly rains, but shines, and durin...
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Funny story: UK sex mad pair order "extra hot and spicy pizza toppings" over and on the counter!

UK sex mad pair order "extra hot and spicy pizza toppings" over and on the counter!

A global pizza fast food joints are becoming popular for gaga pairs hoping for a quickie over the counter while they wait for their hot, spicy, crispy treat with all kinds of melted cheesy toppings! The smell of the pizzas, especially those laced...
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Funny story: UK supermarket shoppers are sick of being called "Darling" and prefer "Bitch!"

UK supermarket shoppers are sick of being called "Darling" and prefer "Bitch!"

A leading UK supermarket has ordered its cash till operators to stop calling punters, darling, sweetheart, luv, or anything else that makes modern day shopper's blood cringe! Back in the old days of the "Old Corner Shop" these expressions were acc...
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Funny story: French speaking Canada bans Welsh Rarebits!

French speaking Canada bans Welsh Rarebits!

People residing in French Canadian speaking areas have been told never to use the phrase "Welsh Rarebit" again! It has been removed from all restaurant menus, dictionaries, school books, the internet, Google and anywhere else! The French Canadian...
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Funny story: Dutch woman peeing in public is caught with her knickers down!

Dutch woman peeing in public is caught with her knickers down!

Amsterdam: After a heavy evening's drinking and not finding a place to pee (well there's plenty of canals there!), a Dutch woman whipped her knickers down for a quickie in the corner; however, a Dutch policeman observed her merrily, and then arrested...
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Funny story: Giant US toy retailer buys up Chinese sex toy stock to avoid bankruptcy!

Giant US toy retailer buys up Chinese sex toy stock to avoid bankruptcy!

It seems the retail toy world is in turmoil after a giant toy retailer announced it was bankrupt in the US and Canada and cannot compete with internet rivals that swim up the Amazon and Target other Wally Martyrs! So, after hearing that China has...
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Funny story: Chinese rented sex dolls get "Chop Sued!"

Chinese rented sex dolls get "Chop Sued!"

A Chinese company that produced rental sex dolls for frustrated Chinese males waiting for their knackered wives to come home after working 12 hour shifts in local Beijing factories has been closed because the sex dolls were too sexy! It seems that...
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Funny story: Phoenix, Arizona, is so hot even rattlesnakes need airco!

Phoenix, Arizona, is so hot even rattlesnakes need airco!

A heatwave hitting Phoenix, Arizona is causing several problems and not only to humans! Jaggedone and his CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army; very appropriate here), is on a chilling-down trip escaping from Brexit lunacy in the US. As soon as he lan...
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Funny story: Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!

Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!

With North Korea exploding, Houston sinking, and the rest of the world going "bananas", it seems there is no limit to utter insanity infecting the minds of modern day generations. Stinking designer sneakers, better known as trainers, are being flo...
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Funny story: Beefy gravy wrestling contestants in UK get roasted!

Beefy gravy wrestling contestants in UK get roasted!

This can only happen in the UK, a "Gravy Wrestling Contest" held annually in Burnley Lancashire! No other nation would even contemplate wrestling in fatty gravy; however mad Brits are what they are, nutters! Sadly, the participants at this years a...
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Funny story: Strange toxic, eggy-stinking cloud invades Beachy Head!

Strange toxic, eggy-stinking cloud invades Beachy Head!

Sunbathers, tourists and beach bums were suddenly confronted with a, yellow toxic cloud at one of Britain's most beautiful resorts, Beachy Head. The cloud drifted towards the huge white cliffs and people enjoying the rare UK sun "scrambled" to saf...
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Funny story: Global masturbating officially acknowledged by the WHO and UN as folks-sport Nr1!

Global masturbating officially acknowledged by the WHO and UN as folks-sport Nr1!

Way back in the 1960's when the world officially acknowledged that people did have sex with each other, it caused a "Sexual Revolution" and the rest is history! After roughly 50 years of officially jumping in and out of bed with whoever one wishes...
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Funny story: Tiny Yorkshire Terrier arrested in Kingston, UK, after attacking fully grown delivery man!

Tiny Yorkshire Terrier arrested in Kingston, UK, after attacking fully grown delivery man!

A tiny Yorkshire Terrier proved to the world that his "bark was genuinely as big as his bite!" A full grown, adult delivery man, not the postman, they belong to a different generation, attempted to enter the tiny terriers territory in downtown Kin...
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Funny story: It is a fact proven by scientists; 45% of Brits are damn lazy!

It is a fact proven by scientists; 45% of Brits are damn lazy!

A recent research by scientists, healthcare experts and fitness freaks has proven to the whole world that fundamentally, Brits are damn lazy! 45% of over 16's prefer to laze on the sofa, drink cans of lager, refuse to go out for a brisk walk to th...
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Funny story: ANTIFA loonies demand Nelson's column in London be torn down!

ANTIFA loonies demand Nelson's column in London be torn down!

The final Battle of Trafalgar is about to begin as ANTIFA extremist loonies claim Nelson was a Nazi! After the tearing down of statues in America that have anything to do with the terrible slave era, it is feared that this trend is now tsunami-ing...
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Funny story: Top jokers jokes in Edinburgh aint that funny!

Top jokers jokes in Edinburgh aint that funny!

The Edinburgh Fringe joke of the year, a prestigious prize for prize jokers hoping to jump on the stage at the jokers UK mecca, The Apollo, are cracking up but, not cracking too many show-stoppers! The winning joke was about the glorious GB Pound,...
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