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UK will get fatter and fatter after Brexit as junk food from the US replaces healthy Italian pasta!

Funny story: UK will get fatter and fatter after Brexit as junk food from the US replaces healthy Italian pasta!

The Beast from the East is about to be eclipsed as a tsunami approaches from the West smothering everything with fatty and sugar-filled food from the US!! A trade deal is imminent with the UK's greatest allies across the Atlantic and, instead of h...

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Tea tree oils increase size of male breasts, not female ones!

Funny story: Tea tree oils increase size of male breasts, not female ones!

US Scientists have discovered something that will put plastic surgery for males out of date and, all skinny males, transsexuals, body-builders, etc, have to do now is rub their titties with tea tree or lavender oil! Sorry ladies, but the oils do n...

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'From Russia with love' to be re-filmed and renamed 'From Putin to May with Poisonous Arrows!'

Funny story: 'From Russia with love' to be re-filmed and renamed 'From Putin to May with Poisonous Arrows!'

James Bond is being reanimated after breathing heavily and nearly dying as the ancient MI5 spy failed miserably to lock millions into the cinema, but the latest Russian attack on the UK has given Bond makers food for thought! Cameras have already...

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Russians poisoning Russians in the UK! And now the Chinese are doing it with their takeaways!

Funny story: Russians poisoning Russians in the UK! And now the Chinese are doing it with their takeaways!

If Russia, seemingly behind poisonous attacks in the UK, wasn't bad enough! No, the Chinese are also rattling their sabres (not cyber ones) on the Green Island by stuffing their takeaways with deadly salt and sugar! Chinese takeaway lovers who pur...

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Spitting llama escapes from Liverpool zoo and is arrested in Manchester!

Funny story: Spitting llama escapes from Liverpool zoo and is arrested in Manchester!

An ex-Liverpudlian llama saw red on Saturday after breaking out of his cage in Liverpool Zoo along the Anfield Road. He was seen running towards a forbidden zone for Liverpudlian spitting llamas called Old Trafford, Manchester, where many strange ani...

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London police blame Jack The Ripper for Power Cut!

Funny story: London police blame Jack The Ripper for Power Cut!

A power cut that caused havoc around London's seedy West End / Soho areas seems to have been caused by a serial killer London's police authorities have been hunting since 1888! One person lost in China Town, a Chinese man with noodles in his eyes,...

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Lady Godiva reappears in Miami nightclub on horse, bareback!

Funny story: Lady Godiva reappears in Miami nightclub on horse, bareback!

Shocked nightclub visitors could not believe their eyes as a horse appeared in their midst carrying a thinly clad nymph, bareback! In fact, punters were so stoned, or canned, after downing buckets of champers and purple pills, they thought it was a h...

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UK Bakers employ bouncers to bounce out bakery bandits!

Funny story: UK Bakers employ bouncers to bounce out bakery bandits!

Once upon a time, children; the smell of fresh bread and cakes lured punters into a wonderful world of goodies! Nowadays, punters have to get passed bouncers built like wardrobes to enjoy the experience! A major UK bakery chain has been hit by ba...

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Global burger producer decides to add 'real, fresh meat' to their burgers

Funny story: Global burger producer decides to add 'real, fresh meat' to their burgers

A sensational revolution is occurring in the burger world! Real, fresh meat is to replace the reconstituted crap normally on offer. Several burger kings were about to be declared veggies because basically there is no real meat in their crap anyway...

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'Piss Artist' double-agent pees in drinks can

Funny story: 'Piss Artist' double-agent pees in drinks can

A man working on the canning line in one of the world's largest can producers factory in the UK was dying for a pee, but due to his dedication to the job, he just did not want to leave the line. After keeping his legs crossed for several minutes,...

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Alien UFO spotted landing near Antarctica is flown by penguins!

Funny story: Alien UFO spotted landing near Antarctica is flown by penguins!

UK Earthling Alien spotters, let out of local Loony Bins, swear they have spotted a UFO that landed on the Southern Atlantic island called, South Georgia. They spotted the strange shape on Google Earth and straightaway, President Trump told UK PM Ma...

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Global warming hits UK with impunity

Funny story: Global warming hits UK with impunity

Thousands of UK residents have been locked outside due to the unusual high temperatures in February caused by El Nino the "beast from the west!" Retailers all over the country are struggling to provide boiling-hot customers with shorts, flip-flops, a...

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Ed Sherine sentenced to 5 years in an Egyptian prison for saying; "The Thames is cleaner than the Nile!"

Funny story: Ed Sherine sentenced to 5 years in an Egyptian prison for saying; "The Thames is cleaner than the Nile!"

Singer, songwriter, Ed Sherine (no relation) has got himself / herself into hot water in Egypt after claiming the Nile is not cleaner than the Thames because hippopotamus live in the mud there and not in the Thames! Ed even wrote a river song abou...

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85 year-old Brit pensioner blames fruit tea for losing her teeth!

Funny story: 85 year-old Brit pensioner blames fruit tea for losing her teeth!

After 85 years on the planet and sipping diverse teas for most of the time, an 85 year-old Brit pensioner has now found out why her teeth are in the jar and not in her mouth! Scientists have issued a study claiming acidic teas, and other terrible...

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Cheap airlines now controlling 10 kg suitcases for smuggled children!

Funny story: Cheap airlines now controlling 10 kg suitcases for smuggled children!

Britain and Ireland's cheap airlines (you know who they are!) are commencing with even more stringent controls of 10 kg suitcases that millions of their passengers drag behind them after a suitcase was used to smuggle a boy from Africa to Spain! P...

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US chickens doing a runner in Brit Chicken Run!

Funny story: US chickens doing a runner in Brit Chicken Run!

It seems that US over-bred chickens are not only being prepared for becoming nuggets in a global Chicken massacre machine, no! Due to mass breeding and pumping hormones through their tiny bodies, their brains are chemically developing too, and now in...

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Brit boozer goes on world's longest pub crawl; BURP!

Funny story: Brit boozer goes on world's longest pub crawl; BURP!

Travel Channel's 'Booze Traveler' has nothing on this lover of anything alcoholic; a Brit Boozer called, Ben Le-Burper (name changed for legal reasons), determined to find the most northern and southern boozing waterholes on the planet, started crawl...

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Chinese discover Al Jolson 70 years too late!

Funny story: Chinese discover Al Jolson 70 years too late!

Thankfully the world of awful white artists blacking their faces, singing and acting like black Americans / Africans is long gone. But obviously somebody forgot to tell the Chinese that the Black and White Minstrels, Al Jolson, and other ghastly T...

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