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Turkey Hotline a Success

Funny story: Turkey Hotline a Success

A joint program between the Department of Justice and the country's largest turkey producer has been declared a success following the apprehension of over 250 fugitive turkeys. The arrest of the turkeys is the result of tips phoned into the turkey ho...

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Senate Bill Requires Gender ID in Order to Vote

Funny story: Senate Bill Requires Gender ID in Order to Vote

Washington,D.C.-You might have to prove whether you're a man or a woman in upcoming elections if a bill now under consideration in the United States Senate passes. The bill requires voters to show proof of their sex in the form of a letter from th...

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Rodger Franks, The Cross-Dressing Crossing Guard

Funny story: Rodger Franks, The Cross-Dressing Crossing Guard

Victoria Springs,ID- Rodger Franks, the cross-dressing crossing guard beloved by generations of Victoria Springs Idaho school children was found dead in his undergarments just hours after he failed to show up for his afternoon shift in front of Victo...

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Video Game Hero Rescues Health Care Website

Funny story: Video Game Hero Rescues Health Care Website

The same little kid who saved a grateful nation of gamers from the dreaded Video Game Killer has done it again. And this time there's no hiding from fame for now twelve-year-old Gregory Hanes. During a whirlwind tour of the nations top television...

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Job Hunters Asked to Respect Private Property

Funny story: Job Hunters Asked to Respect Private Property

With job season just around the corner, the Labor Department is once again reminding job hunters to respect the rights of private property owners in their pursuit of the perfect job. "In the past we have had incidents where job hunters have gone o...

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National Security Agency to Shut Down French Shower Cams

Funny story: National Security Agency to Shut Down French Shower Cams

Washington D.C.-In the wake of the last scandal, the National Security Agency has been forced to admit the failure of yet another one of it's spy programs: The French Shower Cam Initiative. Designed to catch French citizens at their worst-naked an...

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Japan Warns US Over Escalating Junk Food War

Funny story: Japan Warns US Over Escalating Junk Food War

McTokyo,Japan-The "Meat Minister" loads two beef patties, a chicken breast, two slices of cheese, three pieces of bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion onto a classic sesame bun. The "Mega McMiffin" consists of two breakfast sausage patties, cheese, egg,...

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Napple's New Self-Driving Car is Like Riding With Your Blind Grandmother

Funny story: Napple's New Self-Driving Car is Like Riding With Your Blind Grandmother

From the internet search engine giant, Giggle's recently released self-driving car has sent ripples throughout the automotive and computer industries. Though less than perfect, Napple decided that in order to compete, it had to release it's own versi...

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Universe Held Together by Bozo Particle

Funny story: Universe Held Together by Bozo Particle

The super-fast camera can show a bullet-shaped pulse of light travelling from one end of a laboratory flask to another in a fraction of a second. That might make interesting fodder for Boob-Tube videos,but now they are putting that very same super-fa...

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Democratic Convention to Open With Salute to Dogs

Funny story: Democratic Convention to Open With Salute to Dogs

Waffle, NC - As a nod to one of President Obama's most notable achievements,the Obama Administration's decision to change Labor day to Labrador Retriever day, the Democratic National Convention, which starts on Labrador Retriever Day, will begin with...

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Tea Party Infiltrated by Orcs!

Funny story: Tea Party Infiltrated by Orcs!

Denying that they are, in fact, Hobbits, the Tea Party none-the-less announced today that it had been infiltrated by extremely liberal Orcs! "The evidence is all around us!" exclaimed Bilbo Baggins, head spokesperson for the Tea Party as he survey...

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Years of Speech Therapy Fail to Help Talking Dog

Funny story: Years of Speech Therapy Fail to Help Talking Dog

Despite years of intensive, and expensive, speech therapy, Priscilla the talking Poodle can still not pronounce her "L"'s and "Y"'s. She is now doomed to go through life telling her doting owner and best friend "I wuv woo!" The dog, a popular subj...

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Pedometer Sales Soar After Penn State Scandal

Funny story: Pedometer Sales Soar After Penn State Scandal

Yoo Hoo,Pa.-Fraceme Pedometer Manufacturing company isn't so sleepy anymore. The tiny Pennsylvania based company was just trudging along, making the same old easy-to-read pedometers walkers use to measure their walking distance each day, when an inte...

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Town Folk Tired of Local man Thanking Everybody For Their Service

Funny story: Town Folk Tired of Local man Thanking Everybody For Their Service

Whatabout,ID-Micheal "Micro" Shoft thanked a returning soldier he met at a restaurant and a firefighter he met in line at the grocery store. He even thank the garbage man for his service when he met him at the curb one morning after forgetting to set...

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Pilot Blinded by Solar Panel Crashes Into Compost Pile

Funny story: Pilot Blinded by Solar Panel Crashes Into Compost Pile

Chicago,IL-Efforts to go green at the nation's busiest airport have met with tragic results when a C-7 Cargo jet crashed on approach to O'Hare International Airport after the pilot was blinded by the reflection of sunlight off of a solar panel array...

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Nation Hangs on Fractious Supreme Court Decision in Adam Click Case

Funny story: Nation Hangs on Fractious Supreme Court Decision in Adam Click Case

Washington,D.C.-The nation is on pins and needles awaiting the most important decision of the Supreme Court's current term: whether to grant clemency to chronic parking scofflaw Adam Click. The case involves the long running battle between Mr. Cli...

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Alfred Frickin, 102, Philanthropist

Funny story: Alfred Frickin, 102, Philanthropist

Frickin,Ohio- Alfred Frickin, the most widely know Philanthropist of the past century passed away peacefully while flying cross-country in his Frickin Lear Jet. Among other things Mr. Frickin is credited with building over 2,000 libraries in cities a...

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Wisconsin to Build Fence Along Illinois Border

Funny story: Wisconsin to Build Fence Along Illinois Border

Baraboo,Wi-Sargent Fred Bekopski sits in his patrol car on a bluff above the Wisconsin River and surveys the plains below through night vision googles, a cup of coffee by his side, the static of the police scanner in the background. It's a lonely vig...

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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