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Funny story: Radical process will restore the coal industry to its glory days

Radical process will restore the coal industry to its glory days

Osucit, Japan - Ken Assosuka of the Osucit Power and Light Company held a press conference today to reveal a new process for burning coal that reduces CO2 emissions to zero. The new process captures the CO2 and uses it to carbonate saki, orange juic...
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Funny story: New vaccine mandate meeting increasing opposition

New vaccine mandate meeting increasing opposition

Central Park- New York,NY - Dog walkers in Central Park are voicing protests to the AMA over the new vaccine pogrom reported on here. Ms. Penny Triever contacted our newspaper to complain about the pogrom which requires citizens to lick the bottom...
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Funny story: The Sulk Institute Announces the New Universal Vaccination Mandate

The Sulk Institute Announces the New Universal Vaccination Mandate

La Jolla, CA - Lizzy Lackbrain of the Sulk Institute held a major press conference today at noon to announce a new policy that will forever change how mankind protects itself from disease causing organisms. Babys, children and adults will no long...
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Funny story: Meals on Wheels is Feeding People

Meals on Wheels is Feeding People

Savanna, Georgia - As previously reported in the Main Stream Your a Nation here the Meals on Wheels program is short on money to buy food. As Betty Doogooder reported many of the hungry relying on the food delivery service are poor, sick, blind...
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Funny story: Now illegal to feed minimum-wage workers in San Francisco

Now illegal to feed minimum-wage workers in San Francisco

San Francisco, California - Following the arrest of a score of tourists in San Francisco this past week, the city police department has issued a public service announcement reminding the public that it is illegal to feed minimum-wage workers on the...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un seeking proctologist to remove missile

Kim Jong Un seeking proctologist to remove missile

NK - After last weeks failed missile launch hit Kim Jong Un in the buttocks, he has been issuing coded messages. The NSA has finally decoded the messages. Dr. D. Phase of the NSA pubic relations department held a press conference today to relea...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un buns now very big

Kim Jong Un buns now very big

Kim Jong's Buns - North Kiarrhea - It was another bloody mess at the launching pad today as members of US special forces reported seeing another horrible missile test failure. When the Jongdong II missile ignited, it fissiled for several minutes, sp...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton has begun to urinate in public

Hillary Clinton has begun to urinate in public

Little Rocks, Arkansas - Joggers along the Arkansas River Trail have called our news room after many observed Hillary crawling on the trail, stopping frequently to urinate. "It was totally disgusting", reported Mr. Edophilepay, when he phoned in...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton declared President of the dead

Hillary Clinton declared President of the dead

Hell, 66th level down - A spokesman for Mr. Beezle Bub announced today at a crowded press briefing that Hillary Clinton is the official President of the Dead. Ms Clinton garnered the vast majority of the votes cast by dead voters. The plurality o...
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Funny story: Airlines to play musical chairs

Airlines to play musical chairs

Chicago - Unasty Airline CEO Phat N. Gooney announced to a crowded funeral gathering today that the airline is instituting a "Friendly Sky" way of dealing with overbookings. Instead of knocking out customers, then dragging them down the isle, set...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un missle test fails, shooting up Kim Jong Bun

Kim Jong Un missle test fails, shooting up Kim Jong Bun

Kim Jong's Buns - North Kiarrhea It was a bloody mess at the launching pad today as members of US special forces reported seeing a horrible missile test failure. When the Jongdong II missile ignited, it fissiled for several minutes. Kim Jong...
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Funny story: D.C. pedophiles petition Trump to continue raping and killing children

D.C. pedophiles petition Trump to continue raping and killing children

Washington D.C.- Anonymous leakers report that the move to arrest high level government officials, representatives, senators, and judges for crimes related to pedophilia has been thwarted by a secret petition signed by one third the population of the...
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Funny story: SMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model

SMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model

Assachewsets Institute of Technocracy - Professor Hecktor Nogginbanger of AIT today announced a theory of everything that resolves all the unexplained problems in the Standard Model of physics. The new theory, some just call it fact, is called SMASH...
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Funny story: Trump to moon the Moon

Trump to moon the Moon

Trump Wall, AZ - During a ground-breaking ceremony speech today, Trump outlined his goals for NASA. Local reporters are scratching their heads trying to see what the details of the Trump space program have to do with the wall or anything for that mat...
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Funny story: The Queen to have Trump's anchor baby!

The Queen to have Trump's anchor baby!

Buckingpig Palace - The Queen's obstetrician, Dr. P. Ussey, revealed to TheSpoof.com gossip column today that the the Queen is expecting a boy sometime in July. The father is known to be Trump. The Queen, running slightly low on funds by a few...
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Funny story: The Blacklist Spoiler

The Blacklist Spoiler

Hollywood CA - Wednesday - This reporter has an an exclusive scoop on The Blacklist Episode 13. Isabella Stone Season 4 - Feb 9, 2017. The F.B.I. CLOWNS try to find a sophisticated criminal who has been targeting Red's businesses, because in the l...
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Funny story: Putin hacked the Super Bowl

Putin hacked the Super Bowl

Moscow - Putin held a parade in Red Square Monday to celebrate the KGB victory in America's Super Bowl. Whistle-blower Alexakranicov Lexippenin reports that the Bose head sets were "totally hacked, comrade! " He explained how Putin gained total c...
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Funny story: ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly

ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly

Arabia - Hillary Clinton announced today that ISIS wants their money back for all the brown Toyota pickups they bought. Purchased with funds provided ISIL by Obama and funneled through the Clinton foundation money laundering scam, the trucks came wi...
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