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Funny story:  ACLU pushback: "Marry a Mexican, adopt a Muslim, take a lesbian to lunch in Indianapolis."

 ACLU pushback: "Marry a Mexican, adopt a Muslim, take a lesbian to lunch in Indianapolis."

The American Civil Liberties Union announced today they are embarking on a grass roots effort to..."Make America Whole Again. Marry a Mexican, adopt a Muslim and take a lesbian to lunch in Indianapolis, is a grass roots effort to get citizens involve...
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Funny story: V.I. POO:  New product becomes symbol of Anti-Trump movement!

V.I. POO:  New product becomes symbol of Anti-Trump movement!

The major news networks are reporting today that a new product introduced to the market last fall has become a symbol of the anti Trump movement! The product is V. I. Poo. Parent company, Air Wick states in it's publicity, "The time has come to chang...
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Funny story: Trump nominates Tom Brady for Congressional Medal of Honor!

Trump nominates Tom Brady for Congressional Medal of Honor!

The news media is on fire this morning over President Donald Trump's midnight tweet saying he is nominating Quarterback Tom Brady for the Congressional Medal of Honor! "Tom is a hero among heroes,' tweeted Trump, "risking his life to defeat our enemi...
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Funny story: Piece Corps formed:  Make  America  Laugh Again!

Piece Corps formed:  Make  America  Laugh Again!

The  Associated Press is reporting this morning that a new organization calling itself, The Piece Corps, has blossomed in a matter of days to hundreds of cities across the US and has chapters in Europe, China, Mexico and the Middle East. The repor...
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Funny story: Trump staff flees White House, Melania follows after Trump 3:AM tweets!

Trump staff flees White House, Melania follows after Trump 3:AM tweets!

The major news organizations are reporting this morning that the entire staff of the White House was observed fleeing the White house with luggage and belongings after President Trump started tweeting at 3:AM this morning. Later in the day Melania wa...
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Funny story: Anti-war chant of sixties returns to taunt/haunt Trump at inauguration & Women's march on DC.

Anti-war chant of sixties returns to taunt/haunt Trump at inauguration & Women's march on DC.

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a protest movement started on social media just a few days ago has exploded and tens of thousands of people will be chanting and demonstrating at the Trump inaugural and the Women's march on Washing...
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Funny story: CNN:  "Donald, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in Moscow gets 20 million Utube hits!"

CNN:  "Donald, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in Moscow gets 20 million Utube hits!"

In a contentious press conference today a female reporter from CNN asked President-elect Donald Trump about the report that the Russians had salacious information about him and his visit to Moscow in 2013.  The words "golden shower" were in the repor...
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Funny story: Hillary announces bid for NYC Mayor, promises wall around Trump Towers!

Hillary announces bid for NYC Mayor, promises wall around Trump Towers!

Hillary Clinton announced this morning that she will start her campaign to become Mayor of New York City. Her election is virtually guaranteed due to her promise to build a wall surrounding Trump Towers, the home of President-elect Donald Trump. M...
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Funny story: Pussy flavored lip balm:  Trump Inaugural Ball souvenir!

Pussy flavored lip balm:  Trump Inaugural Ball souvenir!

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that sources within the Trump transition team have informed them that Pussy flavored lip balm will be offered at the web site MakeAmericaGreatAgain.grab and a sample pack will be given to every attendee...
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Funny story: Giant Pussy  Drop...Trump Tower...New Years Eve!

Giant Pussy  Drop...Trump Tower...New Years Eve!

In breaking news, the New York Times is reporting this morning that President-elect Donald Trump has scheduled a Giant Pussy Drop on New Years Eve at the Trump Towers.  The Times quoting the words of Attorney Joseph Welsh in the Army/McCarthy hearing...
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Funny story: Gaseous Hero  Dog picked for key White House position!

Gaseous Hero  Dog picked for key White House position!

Moose, the Gaseous Hero Dog from North Carolina has been picked by President-elect Donald Trump to be the new White House liaison with Congress. According to the Washington Post, "politicians, the public and the media are all, one more time, "sho...
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Funny story: FAA designates "no fly" airspace above White House...Cuckcoos nest!

FAA designates "no fly" airspace above White House...Cuckcoos nest!

FAA designates "no fly" airspace above White House...Cuckcoos's nest! President-elect Donald Trump reportedly was furious when informed yesterday that the FAA (Federal Aviation Authority) was designating the "no fly" airspace above the  White Hous...
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Funny story: Trump appoints: Priebus to White House, Satan to RNC chairman, Pat Robertson to Vatican!

Trump appoints: Priebus to White House, Satan to RNC chairman, Pat Robertson to Vatican!

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that President-elect  Donald Trump has tweeted out more of his appointments. Once again, the news took the media by surprise. "Not surprising really" stated an editorial in The New York Times, "Not Ambas...
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Funny story: President-elect Trump thanks Putin, gives him  Alaska & Hawaii, throws in Chris Christie!

President-elect Trump thanks Putin, gives him  Alaska & Hawaii, throws in Chris Christie!

President-elect Donald Trump announced today that in appreciation of Vladimir Putin's help in his election that he will, after his inauguration, give Russia the states of Alaska and Hawaii. "I am throwing in Christie," said Trump, "for shits and gigg...
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Funny story: North Carolina bans use of walking canes in public, designated "phallic symbols."

North Carolina bans use of walking canes in public, designated "phallic symbols."

The North Carolina legislature passed House bill #3 yesterday banning use of walking canes in public! As thousands of senior citizens complained of being instantly house bound,the Governor issued a statement supporting the legislation. It reads in pa...
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Funny story: Senior sexual assault: "She hung the Handicap Parking placard around my neck and sat on my face!"

Senior sexual assault: "She hung the Handicap Parking placard around my neck and sat on my face!"

The Raleigh News and Observer is reporting today that an elderly man in a small town near Raleigh claims he was sexually assaulted while sleeping in a parked car in a shopping center. According to the report the elderly man was sleeping in the pas...
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Funny story: Donald Trump diagnosed with Foot in Mouth disease, suspends campaign!

Donald Trump diagnosed with Foot in Mouth disease, suspends campaign!

A spokesman for the Trump campaign took the podium at a press conference this morning to announce that Candidate Trump had been diagnosed with Foot in Mouth disease and would suspend his campaign for at least two weeks. The announcement did not...
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Funny story: "This is God and I approve this message!"

"This is God and I approve this message!"

Television screens, computers and hand held devices of all kinds went suddenly blank for an instant last night. Then.....a bright light shone on all the devices and a strong, but friendly voice filled the screens. Texting fingers posed in mid air, re...
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Breaking News...

Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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