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Sex, Politics, And Ego Force Clintons Into Yelling Therapy!

Funny story: Sex, Politics, And Ego Force Clintons Into Yelling Therapy!

Blame it on Obama, the voters, Hillary, Bubba, or part or all of these. But, Hillary Clinton is now one angry woman, with enough rage to scare every death row inmate in California. She delivered a speech last night, very Presidential, and I even t...

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To Succeed Today In American TV News: Be Tall, Built, Gorgeous, And Have Long Blond Hair!

Funny story: To Succeed Today In American TV News: Be Tall, Built, Gorgeous, And Have Long Blond Hair!

Sex is rampant everywhere in the U.S. Now, the latest phenom. The new channels across America are selling flesh and looks, as much as reporting the news. What's new? Well, how about an avalanche trend of female reporters and achors who are tall,...

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Putin Compelled To See Shrink After Humiliating Withdrawal from Georgia

Funny story: Putin Compelled To See Shrink After Humiliating Withdrawal from Georgia

Hey, cut the guy some slack! Vladimir Putin is just an ex-KGB agent and onetime murderer for that hated security agency that had once boasted 2 miilion bad guys within its ranks. Putin is now a wimpering pussycat. Just relax World! Putin still awa...

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Jesse Jackson's JFC (Jesse's Fried Chicken) Successfully Sued by KFC

Funny story: Jesse Jackson's JFC (Jesse's Fried Chicken) Successfully Sued by KFC

After being rebuffed for calling Barack Obama 'a nigger whose nuts should be cut off', Jesse Jackson, once the U.S.'s MegaBlack Leader has had to find another outlet for his giant ego. He's already rich from his Rainbow Coaltion, but getting the 'Dea...

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Obama Reluctantly Retracts Comments On Rock Star Status And Formation Of 'O-Bama Crats' Band

Funny story: Obama Reluctantly Retracts Comments On Rock Star Status And Formation Of 'O-Bama Crats' Band

'ROLLING STONIES RAG' EXCLUSIVE! Read it or weep tonight, because you'll be stupid about the World of Rock, Baaaaaby, if you pass us by bubalas! Ask Howie S.! After an initial whirlwind of enthusiasm, especially after his "Ich Bin Ein Berliner" sp...

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Sex Scandal Nails Possible U.S. VP Candidate, John Edwards, After Lying About Bedding Beautiful Blond Hottie Assistant

Funny story: Sex Scandal Nails Possible U.S. VP Candidate, John Edwards, After Lying About Bedding Beautiful Blond Hottie Assistant

In a country beset with a rotten economy, dying for lack of oil and gasoline (petrol), massive unemployment, engaged in a non-ending Iraq War, and experiencing the most interesting, but unusual and controversial Presidential race this year, does it n...

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Reverend Jesse Jackson Inadvertently 'Spawns' 2 New Flavors Of Ice Cream Generating Global Marketplace Fever!

Funny story: Reverend Jesse Jackson Inadvertently 'Spawns' 2 New Flavors Of Ice Cream Generating Global Marketplace Fever!

With the U.S. leading the way in the Worlwide consumption of ice cream, a major specialty producer has scored a triple-scoop winner. Ben and Jerry's of South Burlington, Vermont, USA, boasts one of the most diverse and unique fl...

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Secret Details Of Brinkley-Cook Divorce Negotiations -- Brinkley Wins By A Knockout!

Funny story: Secret Details Of Brinkley-Cook Divorce Negotiations -- Brinkley Wins By A Knockout!

Wow! It ended abruptly. What was to be a knock-down-drag- out battle to last an estimated 10 more days turned out to be an 8-day divorce case involving a few bits of scandalous sex. The whole thing abruptly ended with the still- tantalizing piece of...

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Hillary Is Politically Courting Obama for the Black Robe of a Supreme Court Justice

Funny story: Hillary Is Politically Courting Obama for the Black Robe of a Supreme Court Justice

If you think there's true political love between Obama and Hillary, think again. Sources close to Ms. Clinton, now sixty, are leaking information that Hillary's new ploy is to make sure Obama gets the Presidency.

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Red Hot Sex Now Dividing New York Yankees' Superstar A-Rod and Gorgeous Blond Trophy Wife, Cynthia

Funny story: Red Hot Sex Now Dividing New York Yankees' Superstar A-Rod and Gorgeous Blond Trophy Wife, Cynthia

It sounds awfully familiar, but yesterday, Superstar New York Yankees' third baseman, Alex Rodriguez, known by all as A-Rod, claimed, "I did not have sex with that woman." But this time, it was unequivocal, as opposed to ex-President Cl...

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Steamy Sex and Titillating Revelations in Brinkley-Cook Divorce Trial Clear Courtroom of Spectators!

Funny story: Steamy Sex and Titillating Revelations in Brinkley-Cook Divorce Trial Clear Courtroom of Spectators!

The Christie Brinkley-Peter Cook divorce trial in Central Islip, New York, which started on July 2, has been hotter than the country's summer weather. Considering the daily drone of the unfortunate Iraq War, the miserable U.S. economy, and the ti...

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$650,000 Wasted to Have Business Dinner With Wrong Buffett! Woman Killed!

Funny story: $650,000 Wasted to Have Business Dinner With Wrong Buffett! Woman Killed!

A recent offer by multilbillionaire Warren Buffett, CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, that anybody could have dinner with him to the tune of a small fortune, recently resulted in a major financial loss for an up-and-coming Indian businessman and the untimel...

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Spic on C-SPAN? - Obama Denies Racial Slurs About Latinos

Funny story: Spic on C-SPAN? - Obama Denies Racial Slurs About Latinos

"Sure, I lost the Latino vote to Hillary in the primaries, but that doesn't mean I hold a grudge against my American friends of various Spanish origins." So said an angry Barack Obama when interviewd by John Williams of NBC News. "...

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"Brothas and Sistas...I'm Here For You" Claims Obama!

Funny story: "Brothas and Sistas...I'm Here For You" Claims Obama!

Barack Obama knows that, despite the fact that he's black (actually he's only 50%, as some say, Halfrican), he sorely needs massive support from the black voters to help him win the Presidency. In this stressful undertaking, he's been vis...

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Obama Screws Up On Road With Locals: Election Nightmare Ahead?

Funny story: Obama Screws Up On Road With Locals: Election Nightmare Ahead?

The Democratic Party's Presidential candidate, Barack Obama, is making several whirlwind tours of key U.S. towns and cities to pick up votes cast for Hillary Clinton in the primaries.

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White Elephants Are Targets of Michelle Obama's Rage!

Funny story: White Elephants Are Targets of Michelle Obama's Rage!

It was bound to happen. If you can't nail a Presidential candidate in a vocal or written faux pas, then, certainly, the next best thing is the spouse, especially if he or she is a good friend of the microphone on the Presidential stump to the Whi...

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After Losing Presidential Nod, Hillary Plans To Lauch Village Cookies!

Funny story: After Losing Presidential Nod, Hillary Plans To Lauch Village Cookies!

Just what does a Presidential hopeful do after coming so close to getting the nod as the Democratic Party's Presidential nominee? Why, of course, bake cookies. Except in this case, we're talking megapounds of cookies.

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McCain Defers to Advisors and Chooses O.J. As Running Mate!

Funny story: McCain Defers to Advisors and Chooses O.J. As Running Mate!

In a Presidential race that has seen a blackman, a white woman, and the oldest fart running for the first time for President of the U.S.--all out of character for the typical male-whitebread Presidential contest---now enter the biggest surprise of al...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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