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McCouric Renews McCain Contract on McCBS

Funny story: McCouric Renews McCain Contract on McCBS

Washington, DC - Katie McCouric announced today a renewal of her contract with the McCain campaign.

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Wilfred Brimley to Play McCain at Convention

Funny story: Wilfred Brimley to Play McCain at Convention

Hollywood - Actor Wilfred Brimley has been chosen to play John McCain at the Republican National Convention.

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Bush Biography to Have "Horizon of Contents"

Funny story: Bush Biography to Have "Horizon of Contents"

Crawford, TX - George W Bush's official biography will feature a "Horizon of Contents" instead of the traditional "Table of Contents".

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McCain Denounces Obama Failure to Visit Pala'u

Funny story: McCain Denounces Obama Failure to Visit Pala'u

DC - Republican presidential candidate John Sidney McCain the 3rd revealed today that Senator Barack Obama has never visited America's ally Pala'u.

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McCain Denounces Victory In Iraq

Funny story: McCain Denounces Victory In Iraq

DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III denounced Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki for saying that Iraq was doing so well that American troops could withdraw.

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Newest Scandal: Obama Says "A" Instead of "An"

Funny story: Newest Scandal: Obama Says "A" Instead of "An"

Des Moines, IA - Senator Barack Obama, speaking before a crowd of veterans today, signalled a major change in his positions by referring to "a historical challenge" instead of his earlier phrase "an historical challenge". "This is a major turnarou...

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McCain Unveils New Tax Cut Plan: "Don't Pay!"

Funny story: McCain Unveils New Tax Cut Plan: "Don't Pay!"

Washington, DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain the 3rd revealed his most innovative tax cut plan ever in a Newsweek story published today.

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Haircutgate Scandal Dooms Obama

Funny story: Haircutgate Scandal Dooms Obama

Chicago - Barack Obama got a haircut today, touching off a frenzy of speculation among pundits about the significance of this latest scandal.

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McCain Says: "Sell Your Junk On Ebay!"

Funny story: McCain Says: "Sell Your Junk On Ebay!"

Republican presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III has a simple plan for voters anxious about jobs sent to China.

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"Fear We Can Believe In" Campaign launched

Funny story: "Fear We Can Believe In" Campaign launched

Washington, DC - The Republican National Committee launched its "Fear We Can Believe In" campaign today, in support of long-time Senator John Sidney McCain III's quest to replace George W Bush.

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McCain Campaign Applies for Welfare

Funny story: McCain Campaign Applies for Welfare

Washington, DC - Republican Candidate John Sidney McCain III said Thursday that he'll apply for money from the government to help pay for his campaign.

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Scientists Discover Dinosaur Republicans!

Funny story: Scientists Discover Dinosaur Republicans!

A newly discovered batch of well-preserved dinosaur bones, buzzwords, petrified position papers, and even candidates could provide new clues about life in the Republican Party some 150 million years ago.

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Bush Orders Airstrike Against Iraqi Parliament

Funny story: Bush Orders Airstrike Against Iraqi Parliament

Baghdad - The Iraqi Parliament was blown up today in a retaliatory airstrike called by President George W Bush.

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Psychiatrists: Bush Not An Idiot, Technically.

Funny story: Psychiatrists: Bush Not An Idiot, Technically.

Bethesda, MD - In a strongly worded statement today, the American College of Psychiatric Diagnosis condemned pundits and bloggers who call George W Bush an idiot.

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McCain Picks VP; No-one Cares

Funny story: McCain Picks VP; No-one Cares

Washington, DC - Republican candidate John Sidney McCain III announced his Vice-Presidential running mate today, at a press conference attended by no-one at all.

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McCain Adopts Regional Policy on Immigration

Funny story: McCain Adopts Regional Policy on Immigration

DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III announced an innovative "Regional Immigration Policy Position" strategy today.

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GOP Denounces Dem Compromise over FL, MI

Funny story: GOP Denounces Dem Compromise over FL, MI

Washington, DC - Outraged Republican Party officials denounced the compromise reached today by the Democratic Party Rules Committee, seating 50% of the delegates from Michigan and Florida even though those states had violated party rules.

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McClellan Invited to Hunt with Cheney

Funny story: McClellan Invited to Hunt with Cheney

Waco, TX - Vice-President Dick Cheney invited former White House staffer Scott McClellan to go hunting over the weekend, in an email sent by accident to news outlets.

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