Washington, DC - Katie McCouric announced today a renewal of her contract with the McCain campaign.
Hollywood - Actor Wilfred Brimley has been chosen to play John McCain at the Republican National Convention.
Crawford, TX - George W Bush's official biography will feature a "Horizon of Contents" instead of the traditional "Table of Contents".
DC - Republican presidential candidate John Sidney McCain the 3rd revealed today that Senator Barack Obama has never visited America's ally Pala'u.
DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III denounced Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki for saying that Iraq was doing so well that American troops could withdraw.
Des Moines, IA - Senator Barack Obama, speaking before a crowd of veterans today, signalled a major change in his positions by referring to "a historical challenge" instead of his earlier phrase "an historical challenge".
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Washington, DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain the 3rd revealed his most innovative tax cut plan ever in a Newsweek story published today.
Chicago - Barack Obama got a haircut today, touching off a frenzy of speculation among pundits about the significance of this latest scandal.
Republican presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III has a simple plan for voters anxious about jobs sent to China.
Washington, DC - The Republican National Committee launched its "Fear We Can Believe In" campaign today, in support of long-time Senator John Sidney McCain III's quest to replace George W Bush.
Washington, DC - Republican Candidate John Sidney McCain III said Thursday that he'll apply for money from the government to help pay for his campaign.
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Baghdad - The Iraqi Parliament was blown up today in a retaliatory airstrike called by President George W Bush.
Bethesda, MD - In a strongly worded statement today, the American College of Psychiatric Diagnosis condemned pundits and bloggers who call George W Bush an idiot.
Washington, DC - Republican candidate John Sidney McCain III announced his Vice-Presidential running mate today, at a press conference attended by no-one at all.
DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III announced an innovative "Regional Immigration Policy Position" strategy today.
Washington, DC - Outraged Republican Party officials denounced the compromise reached today by the Democratic Party Rules Committee, seating 50% of the delegates from Michigan and Florida even though those states had violated party rules.
Waco, TX - Vice-President Dick Cheney invited former White House staffer Scott McClellan to go hunting over the weekend, in an email sent by accident to news outlets.
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