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Funny story: Paint the halls with learning brain cells

Paint the halls with learning brain cells

(Seattle) University of Washington's C-9 Live Mach 1 Telescreen more than lives up to its name in sophistication. Applied as paint, the inexpensive video display Live processors incorporate multi-spectrum cameras, HyperSonic Sound, and neural netw...
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Funny story: Picture Perfect Pets

Picture Perfect Pets

Charter Industrial Applications announced today their new suite of Picture Perfect Pets home security systems applications. The interactive home protection devices are available in a wide range of species including the popular Tribble from the ori...
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Funny story: Addicts: We porn dump at the meetings

Addicts: We porn dump at the meetings

Support groups of individuals addicted to pornography are a growing trend. Therapists report that for their clients it is the only way they can achieve sexual gratification, but most refuse to destroy their collections. These sexual obsessions hav...
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Funny story: Child's Tesla-inspired invention draws investors, critics

Child's Tesla-inspired invention draws investors, critics

(Seattle, WA) An eighth grade school science fair project involving the assembly of a homemade quartz crystal radio evolved into much more when student Bart Starr Sampson stumbled upon the research of inventor Nikola Tesla after wondering how the Tes...
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Funny story: Ancient brain surgery rediscovered in Greece

Ancient brain surgery rediscovered in Greece

Today's headline news out of Europe reports of archaeologists discovering an ancient skeleton of a young woman in the Greek city of Veria that apparently underwent a medical procedure known as trepaning (or trephining).
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Funny story: Doomsday Vault opens

Doomsday Vault opens

Norway made world news recently with the opening of a Doomsday Vault close to the North Pole to safeguard seed stocks that haven't been genetically modified.
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Funny story: Drugs in our drinking water

Drugs in our drinking water

Yahoo! News recently reported of an Associated Press investigation into the quality of drinking water that discovered minute amounts of pharmaceuticals including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones.
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Funny story: Dumbed down generation

Dumbed down generation

A recent study found that people over the age of 30 have better memories than younger adults schooled in public and private education.
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Funny story: Kentucky introduces bill banning anonymous internet posting

Kentucky introduces bill banning anonymous internet posting

WTVQ in Lexington, Kentucky recently reported that state representative Tim Couch wants to make anonymous internet posting illegal.
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Funny story: Sputnik dog to be recovered

Sputnik dog to be recovered

On October 23, NASA plans to launch yet another shuttle mission into space. News leaked by insiders today reports of them attempting to retrieve the dead dog from Russia's 1957 Sputnik-2 experiment into space travel.
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Funny story: Focusing on sexy

Focusing on sexy

Researchers at the University of Florida studied what people actually look at when the objects are beautiful people reports the September issue of the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology.
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Funny story: First Annual Green Website Footprint Awards

First Annual Green Website Footprint Awards

Many news website surfers have seen the all-too-familiar Printer Friendly buttons offered to convert the mess of formatted text, navigation bars and advertisements into something more easily rendered onto paper pages for individual consumption.
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Funny story: Chimp pimps

Chimp pimps

Today's headlines have been abuzz with news that chimpanzees will trade food for sex. But what the mainstream outlets don't mention...
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Funny story: New book exposes Minnie Mouse's abortion

New book exposes Minnie Mouse's abortion

(Anaheim, CA) Disney heroine Minnie Mouse was seen leaving a local abortion clinic in tears according to a paparazzo tailing the diva who was granted a rare interview. His recently published book "Mickey Mouse: A Rat in Wizard's Clothing&quo...
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Funny story: Patriotic meals a huge success

Patriotic meals a huge success

Fast food chain Kentucky Fried Chicken has introduced its Freedom Fliers Baskets in preparation for the upcoming 2008 Presidential Election.
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Funny story: New canine condoms a hit for breeders

New canine condoms a hit for breeders

Purebred dog owners laud new vaginal condoms designed specifically for their prized pooches. Available in three different sizes, the latex sheathes can accomodate all breeds.
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Funny story: Twenty percent of Americans trust politicians unequivocally

Twenty percent of Americans trust politicians unequivocally

A recent survey asked Americans how much faith they have in their leaders among other related questions.
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Funny story: Getting around the smoking ban

Getting around the smoking ban

(Seattle, WA) As more states enact smoking bans, some business owners are taking legal steps to preserve their smoking sections. They are handing over their property to Native Americans.
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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