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Spunk Stains Cost Man Job

Funny story: Spunk Stains Cost Man Job

There was more than a touch of regret for one prospective employee this afternoon, when a Pennsylvania man turned up for his job interview with unsightly spunk stains on his clothing. Mark Virile, 26, from Pittsburgh, was attending an interview fo...

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Mind Reader Told Crowd What They Were Thinking

Funny story: Mind Reader Told Crowd What They Were Thinking

In a case that is sure to have the science world unravelling, a man who claimed that he could 'read people's minds', and tell them exactly what they were thinking about, did just that. The man made the astonishing claim in front of a large crowd o...

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Man Got Dole And Went Straight To Las Vegas

Funny story: Man Got Dole And Went Straight To Las Vegas

There was little sympathy for one man this week, when it was revealed he had received his dole cheque on Wednesday, and then headed straight for Las Vegas, where he spent the fucking lot! David Arsehole, 23, from Manchester, signed on at the Unemp...

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Trump To Be Cryogenically Frozen

Funny story: Trump To Be Cryogenically Frozen

President Donald Trump has announced that he will be meeting scientists later today to discuss his new plan for the future which will involve him being cryogenically frozen. Trump, 72, said he 'hatched' the idea recently during the furore which su...

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Trump Says He'll Retire From Politics When He's 100

Funny story: Trump Says He'll Retire From Politics When He's 100

President Donald Trump has said he will retire from politics 'completely', when he reaches the age of 100. He told reporters at the White House that, though he believes he has much to give, there is also much he has to receive, and he fully intend...

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Steve McClaren Seen Holding A Towel

Funny story: Steve McClaren Seen Holding A Towel

Steve McClaren, the new Queens Park Rangers manager, is thought to be 'reconsidering his position', after his side were treated to a 7-1 drubbing by West Bromwich Albion at the Hawthorns, yesterday. The former England boss was seen boarding the te...

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Wife's Pregnancy Test Had Man On Tenterhooks

Funny story: Wife's Pregnancy Test Had Man On Tenterhooks

A man who allowed himself to get somewhat 'carried away' during coitus with his wife, had an uncomfortable wait today, whilst she performed a home pregnancy test on herself. The man, who is not normally so irresponsible, is a man who you do not kn...

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Caterpillar Death Reveals How Gruesome Nature Is

Funny story: Caterpillar Death Reveals How Gruesome Nature Is

A caterpillar killed outside a house in the Battambang commune of Tapon this morning, revealed just how disgusting Nature really is. The animal, a Black Fuzzy Caterpillar, about two inches in length, as thick as an adult finger, and seemingly cove...

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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace

A reunion party organised for past members of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has ended in controversy, uproar, chaos and disgrace. The party, last Wednesday at Texas Stadium, started well enough, with singing and dancing on a huge stage on the fi...

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Spoof Writers Reach Agreement Over Pay Offer

Funny story: Spoof Writers Reach Agreement Over Pay Offer

Spoof writers were said to be 'satisfied' last night after months of patient negotiations with Spoofboss Mark Lowton finally paid off. The writers emerged from the Lowton residence just before midnight on Monday evening, and set fire to a wheelie...

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Woman Flicked Her Friend's Bean In Full View Of Boss

Funny story: Woman Flicked Her Friend's Bean In Full View Of Boss

An office worker at a major financial company in New York, landed herself in hot water this afternoon, after an unsavory incident in the firm's canteen. Marsha Wibblestein, 22, was having lunch with co-workers, Gretchen Hilder, Tammy Papp and Bren...

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Man Had One Thought On His Mind: Baked Beans

Funny story: Man Had One Thought On His Mind: Baked Beans

A man who has spent much of the last ten years of his life away from his native England, had only one thought on his mind last night: Baked Beans! The man, Moys Kenwood, 55, left the UK in 2009, and, during his time spent abroad, first in Thailand...

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Teenage Dickhead's Street Cred Destroyed After Man Tells Him "Fuck Off, Knobhead!"

Funny story: Teenage Dickhead's Street Cred Destroyed After Man Tells Him "Fuck Off, Knobhead!"

The feelings of a teenager were left in tatters last night, when a man outside an off-licence told the lad, in no uncertain terms: "Fuck off, knobhead!" The incident happened outside 'Beero Beers' in Romford, Essex, as bully David 'Ammo' Hamilt...

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Shoplifting Now UK's Fastest-growing Industry

Funny story: Shoplifting Now UK's Fastest-growing Industry

There was brighter news for industry today, when it was announced that, despite poor performances in nearly all the UK's industry sectors, there was one major area of growth - shoplifting. Whilst energy, manufacturing, the services sector, financi...

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Elvis Presley Sightings Suggest He May Still Be Alive

Funny story: Elvis Presley Sightings Suggest He May Still Be Alive

The King is Dead! Or is he? The death of Elvis Presley, the King of Rock and Roll, on 16 August 1977, shook the world to its very foundations, and set in motion a concerted effort by heartbroken fans to prove that it was all a hoax, and that h...

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President Trump Bans Spoof Stories About Himself

Funny story: President Trump Bans Spoof Stories About Himself

US President Donald Trump, has addressed the US press corps at the White House this afternoon, and has placed a full and complete ban on ALL spoof stories about himself, especially ones that portray him in a bad light. Mr Trump claims he tired of...

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Trump Unveiled As Subject Of New Book: 'Where's Trumpo?'

Funny story: Trump Unveiled As Subject Of New Book: 'Where's Trumpo?'

Fans of the children's puzzle book series 'Where's Waldo?' will be interested in a new publication along the same lines, for readers of all ages, featuring the President of the United States, Donald Trump, entitled 'Where's Trumpo?' In the origina...

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Boris Johnson Truth Serum Reaches Dover

Funny story: Boris Johnson Truth Serum Reaches Dover

Police have issued a warning to motorists that long delays are likely for anyone using the Dover ferry terminal over the weekend, due to a large consignment of truth serum coming through the port for use by Conservative MP Boris Johnson. Alexander...

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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