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North Korea to dominate Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil deploying secret weapon - Big Hats™

Funny story: North Korea to dominate Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil deploying secret weapon - Big Hats™

After the recent Axis of Evil BratSpat tantrums over who is the biggest Honky Cat in the Pack, North Korea has unveiled its ultra secret weapon that its scientists have been developing for decades. The array of big hats being worn by the general...

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Puerto Ricans disavow recalcitrant Trump.com™ - Have invited Obama to return as their President

Funny story: Puerto Ricans disavow recalcitrant Trump.com™ - Have invited Obama to return as their President

Given the Katrina like response to the utter devastation of their island and the seeming indifference from the Whitehouse, Puerto Ricans have disavowed Trump.com™ as impotent and have invited Obama to return as their President. There does se...

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Mnuchin™ to Foreclose on Puetro Rico

Funny story: Mnuchin™ to Foreclose on Puetro Rico

Given the debt Puerto Rico has to Wall St and now they are unable to make their designated payments due to the 2 recent Hurricanes the most compassionate and all wise Treasury Secretary has decided to Foreclose on the entire region. Apparently Her...

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After Sports Team owners threats, Greybus comes to the rescue by offering special "Ride to Oblivion Service"

Funny story: After Sports Team owners threats, Greybus comes to the rescue by offering special "Ride to Oblivion Service"

After the threat by Nascar Owners to send protesting drivers who support NFL anthem protests home on a Greybus, the bus company has responded with a special Ride to Oblivion Package. This includes a luxury bus ride by their more than friendly staf...

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Trump.com™ to Ban NFL - Considers Nuclear Strike of NFL Commission HQ

Funny story: Trump.com™ to Ban NFL - Considers Nuclear Strike of NFL Commission HQ

After the most disrespectful comments towards his beloved eminence from Sports Stars who foolishly think they have the right to free speech, the most adored one has decided to ban the NFL. Citing Curry and Kaepernicks outrageous audacity to critic...

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After Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil threats against UN - Security Council considers Nuclear Strike against White House

Funny story: After Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil threats against UN - Security Council considers Nuclear Strike against White House

After Trump.com threats against the UN for its ungracious reception of his best joke of all history the UN Security Council considers pre-emptive Nuclear Strike against the White House. The UN is taking seriously leaked reports from the White Hous...

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Trump.com™ announces he will be first President to land a white man on the moon

Funny story: Trump.com™ announces he will be first President to land a white man on the moon

To cement his place in history as the Astronaut Science President, Trump.com™ has vowed to be the first President to land a man on the moon. Claiming a decommissioned Titan missile was all NASA needed, he announced this world first Moon pro...

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Trump.com™ threatens to nuke UN HQ in New York over unsatisfactory joke reception

Funny story: Trump.com™ threatens to nuke UN HQ in New York over unsatisfactory joke reception

A deeply insulting silence fell over the UN Assembly after Trump.com™ failed joke. His beloved eminence is said to be outraged because, as he claimed, "it was the best joke in the entire history of the human race and those nasty mean mongrels...

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Scary Clowns make a Resurgence - Seen stalking the halls of Whitehouse

Funny story: Scary Clowns make a Resurgence - Seen stalking the halls of Whitehouse

Codenamed by the FBI as Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil, they are considered World Public Enemy Number 1 according to a report by every security and policing agency in the US and the EU. Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil are wanted for crimes against humanity...

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StormWall™ turns out to be just another TrumpScam™

Funny story: StormWall™ turns out to be just another TrumpScam™

Despite the previous biblical claims of Trump.com™ Stormwall™ it has turned out to be just as useless as everything else he has promised. Despite the Godlike claims made by Trump.com™, Scientists have confirmed that the StormWall...

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British twins have what doctors are calling 'Synchronised Botox Explosion Syndrome'

Funny story: British twins have what doctors are calling 'Synchronised Botox Explosion Syndrome'

With rising craze of injecting your face with botulism to "look cool" in a completely unexpected outcome it has come to light that this is actually one of the most virulent toxins known to medicine. The 'pucker lip generation' are aghast at the fi...

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Latest Bogan Sport - Hoon Spectator Toasting or what is known colloquially as Crowd Spraying

Funny story: Latest Bogan Sport - Hoon Spectator Toasting or what is known colloquially as Crowd Spraying

Now the Aussie Bogans (Rednecks) have been doing mindless burnouts for years they are bored and have moved on for the next cheap thrill. So someone came up with the idea of putting a small fuel leak over the back tires so that they light up. This...

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Hundreds die while waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open

Funny story: Hundreds die while waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open

Hundreds of teenagers have perished overnight while camped out in the snow waiting for Kayne West Popup store to open. As the extent of the tragedy unfolded this morning it appears that hundreds of young impressionable trendy schoolies are frozen...

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Local Council to seek Death Penalty for rogue pensioner that built a shed on the beach

Funny story: Local Council to seek Death Penalty for rogue pensioner that built a shed on the beach

Today it has come to national attention that a local Council will seek the execution of a pensioner who built a shed on the beach, fixed the road and stopped people dumping rubbish. As the plot unravels in the mainstream media it appears as though...

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Shock to Quantum Mechanics Community - After much searching Schrödingers Cat can't be found inside or outside any box at all

Funny story: Shock to Quantum Mechanics Community - After much searching Schrödingers Cat can't be found inside or outside any box at all

Scientists deep in the Amazon have discovered Schrödingers Cat was not actually dual locality capable through quantum coalescence for instantaneous bi-location, but was in fact, just very confused and this was a natural outcome of everyone putting th...

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The Inappropriate Wars Continue as Malcolm WhatsHisName cancels Invasion Referendum - Worried Invaders more popular than he is.

Funny story: The Inappropriate Wars Continue as Malcolm WhatsHisName cancels Invasion Referendum - Worried Invaders more popular than he is.

In the next legal move to thwart the New Zealand Mainland Annexation Parties (NZMAP) invasion Malcolm WhatsHisName was planning to run a referendum on whether the invasion was appropriate or not. They could then use this in their high court case aga...

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Trump.com™ to build wall to stop further Hurricanes

Funny story: Trump.com™ to build wall to stop further Hurricanes

After bragging his crowds are bigger than any Hurricane he has vowed to protect America from really really big storms by building a wall to stop the weather. Scientists were initially skeptical though as the size of the wall would have to exceed t...

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Australia takes New Zealand Mainland Annexation Party to High Court - Claims invasion is inappropriate

Funny story: Australia takes New Zealand Mainland Annexation Party to High Court - Claims invasion is inappropriate

After the declaration by New Zealand of a hostile takeover, Australian authorities are taking up a desperate fight to save their sovereignty, though bizarrely using the domestic legal system. Foreign Minister strongly condemns invasion as uncalled f...

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Breaking news…

Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.
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