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Funny story: Alt-Left's Walgreens Boycott Ends

Alt-Left's Walgreens Boycott Ends

BERKELEY, CA. A short-lived, nationwide boycott of Walgreens drugstores ended abruptly today when a spokeswoman for the Alt-Left unexpectedly entered the local Walgreens and publicly apologized to a flabbergasted manager. The embargo, spotty at be...
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Funny story: Trump's 'Plumbers' Seek Source of White House Leak

Trump's 'Plumbers' Seek Source of White House Leak

WEEKEND WHITE HOUSE, BEDMINSTER, N.J. In what appears to be a throwback to the days of Watergate, President Donald Trump has reportedly organized a band of so-called plumbers to investigate serious leaks at the White House. Anonymous confidential in...
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Funny story: What eclipse? "The Great Solar Eclipse Hoax of 2017"

What eclipse? "The Great Solar Eclipse Hoax of 2017"

In an interview today on Fox News, a spokesman for Eclipse Deniers charged that the highly touted solar eclipse set for Aug. 21 is nothing more than a scam hatched by a coalition of transportation, hotel, resort and food service interests. "Ther...
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Funny story: It's OK to Shoot Bald Eagles

It's OK to Shoot Bald Eagles

Only days after the Yellowstone Grizzly Bear lost its place on the endangered species list, Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke today removed the American Bald Eagle from the Fish and Wildlife Service's list. Environmentalists immediately file notice of in...
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Funny story: Queen Isabella Launches 'Mission to Mars'

Queen Isabella Launches 'Mission to Mars'

June 27, 1492 TO THE EDITOR, BARCELONA SPOOF Dear Editor: At the risk of having my head lopped off I think someone has to demand from her royal majesty an explanation for the ridiculous voyage to China that she has just approved and which depa...
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Funny story: An Unassuming Proposition: Teach Gangs to Shoot Straight

An Unassuming Proposition: Teach Gangs to Shoot Straight

The near-fatal shooting of a small child in Compton last week, hit by a stray bullet intended for someone else, was only the most recent in a long list of similar unintentional shootings of innocent victims. This nation has had more than enough fune...
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Funny story: Robocallers are "Domestic Terrorists"

Robocallers are "Domestic Terrorists"

SACRAMENTO, CA. That tell-tale burp that often is followed by a long pause before a robocaller says hello may soon be heard no more. California state attorney general Xavier Becerra today criminalized all automatically dialed phone call solicitatio...
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Funny story: Trump to 'Abdicate'?

Trump to 'Abdicate'?

WASHINGTON, D. C. At today's briefing, press secretary Sean Spicer, responding to a question about the possibility of a presidential resignation, offered this terse reply, "Donald Trump does not intend to abdicate." Spicer's surprising choice of wor...
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Funny story: White House Cesspool Backs Up, Overflows

White House Cesspool Backs Up, Overflows

WASHINGTON, D. C. West Wing staffers and official visitors to the White House are wearing gas masks and overshoes as they valiantly attempt to carry on the business of government despite a horrendous odor emanating from a clogged sewer line. A back...
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Funny story: Trump Rescinds Emancipation Proclamation: Are Civil Rights Amendments Next?

Trump Rescinds Emancipation Proclamation: Are Civil Rights Amendments Next?

Not content with wiping out numerous executive orders issued by his predecessor, President Donald Trump today signed a document canceling Abraham Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation. Surrounded by officials from the Merchants and Manufacturers Asso...
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Funny story: Trump's "Hundred Days" Ends at Waterloo

Trump's "Hundred Days" Ends at Waterloo

WATERLOO, [IOWA.] What was intended as a celebration of President Donald Trump's first "100 Days" turned into a wake when a dejected president abruptly canceled his planned rally at Gettysburg, PA. Instead, he spoke to a die-hard crowd of admirers i...
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Funny story: Trumps "Peace Through War" Policy Wins Nobel War Prize

Trumps "Peace Through War" Policy Wins Nobel War Prize

OSLO. In a surprise press conference in Oslo on April 7, the Nobel War Prize Committee unexpectedly announced that the award for 2017 would not be made in October, as it usually is. Instead, the Committee has unanimously decided that the award should...
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Funny story: California regulators switch from guns to blades

California regulators switch from guns to blades

SACRAMENTO, CA. Frustrated in their attempt to outlaw firearms, the anti-gun crowd now has a new target. Spurred on by a mini-epidemic of fatal stabbings in Southern California, liberal state legislators from Los Angeles county are honing a bill to b...
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Breaking News...

Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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