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Funny story: Robocallers are "Domestic Terrorists"

Robocallers are "Domestic Terrorists"

SACRAMENTO, CA. That tell-tale burp that often is followed by a long pause before a robocaller says hello may soon be heard no more. California state attorney general Xavier Becerra today criminalized all automatically dialed phone call solicitatio...
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Funny story: Trump to 'Abdicate'?

Trump to 'Abdicate'?

WASHINGTON, D. C. At today's briefing, press secretary Sean Spicer, responding to a question about the possibility of a presidential resignation, offered this terse reply, "Donald Trump does not intend to abdicate." Spicer's surprising choice of wor...
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Funny story: White House Cesspool Backs Up, Overflows

White House Cesspool Backs Up, Overflows

WASHINGTON, D. C. West Wing staffers and official visitors to the White House are wearing gas masks and overshoes as they valiantly attempt to carry on the business of government despite a horrendous odor emanating from a clogged sewer line. A back...
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Funny story: Trump Rescinds Emancipation Proclamation: Are Civil Rights Amendments Next?

Trump Rescinds Emancipation Proclamation: Are Civil Rights Amendments Next?

Not content with wiping out numerous executive orders issued by his predecessor, President Donald Trump today signed a document canceling Abraham Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation. Surrounded by officials from the Merchants and Manufacturers Asso...
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Funny story: Trump's "Hundred Days" Ends at Waterloo

Trump's "Hundred Days" Ends at Waterloo

WATERLOO, [IOWA.] What was intended as a celebration of President Donald Trump's first "100 Days" turned into a wake when a dejected president abruptly canceled his planned rally at Gettysburg, PA. Instead, he spoke to a die-hard crowd of admirers i...
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Funny story: Trumps "Peace Through War" Policy Wins Nobel War Prize

Trumps "Peace Through War" Policy Wins Nobel War Prize

OSLO. In a surprise press conference in Oslo on April 7, the Nobel War Prize Committee unexpectedly announced that the award for 2017 would not be made in October, as it usually is. Instead, the Committee has unanimously decided that the award should...
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Funny story: California regulators switch from guns to blades

California regulators switch from guns to blades

SACRAMENTO, CA. Frustrated in their attempt to outlaw firearms, the anti-gun crowd now has a new target. Spurred on by a mini-epidemic of fatal stabbings in Southern California, liberal state legislators from Los Angeles county are honing a bill to b...
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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