A British man claims to have come up with a quick, easy, and surefire way to lose weight - and fast.
The former lard-butt has lost five stone (70 lbs / 32 kg) over the past six months, and he did it by obeying two simple rules.
As most fatsos a...
Security staff at Britain's fifth favourite airport have evacuated the complex following the discovery of a suspicious package.
The closure occurred on Monday afternoon after staff were alerted to the package by concerned travellers.
All round entertainer Jeremy Clarkson has made the highest entry on a debut single in the US charts.
His single, Your Life Would Suck Without Me, entered the number one slot after it was downloaded by over a billion Americans.
Clarkson, a long-...
It's crunch time on the surface, but for those who live underground it's a different story.
Dick Turpin (no relation) has been living in his local sewer for six years. He moved in there one cold winter's evening after his bench was set alight by s...
A Baker from Stoke-on-Trent is in hot water this week after giving younger customers his 'tasty air biscuits'.
Barry Baker, perhaps destined to work in the trade given his moniker, has been baking treats and delights for his local community for th...
A brand of toothpaste which blackens and de-straightens teeth has been released.
The manufacturers say the new toothpaste has been in development for almost a year, and is being produced in response to growing demand from Americans, wishing to ble...
John sat down to last night to eat a sumptuous meal inspired by a TV cookery show.
The chefs on the show had used poussin (a small chicken) as their main ingredient, but poor John, who is not only blind but also hard of hearing, misheard the ingre...
With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?"
In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...
The majority of people who use sunbeds have an increased risk of developing lung cancer, it has been revealed.
A straw poll, taken outside Tanyaz Tanz in Wigan, Lancashire, showed a whopping 100% of all people who visited the salon put out a cigar...
Following MDC Party President Morgan Tsvangirai's lead, Robert Mugabe called a press conference to announce his win in the Zimbabwean elections.
Following news that NASA will broadcast Beatles songs across the universe, renowned piss-artist, Yoko Ono, has stepped up to the fore to rally support for intergalactic communication.
Green, tree-hugging, pot smoking, and CO2 emitting hippies are to be relocated to the Shetlands, it has been announced.
Following the UK government's plans to rely more heavily on nuclear energy, it has been decided to remove all anti-nuclear grou...
Whenever the UK's wimp prime minister pulls his finger out and decides he wants to lose an election, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has decreed that the premiership shall be decided in the wrestling ring.
"There's not enough farking wrestling on t...
The Labour party has been accused of "ripping off" many of the Conservatives' election pledges, following the release of Alistair Darling's pre-budget report.
Labour has suggested that the report will definitely give them the edge and allow them t...
Gordon Brown has today announced that he has ordered Royal Mail to end their worker's dispute, or to hire new staff.
Worldwide, thousands of morbid and sick individuals are desperate to see images of Diana in her final death throws, it has emerged.
Scottish detectives have discovered a priceless artwork which was stolen from a French Chateaux, just outside the village of Nouvion.
It seems the bad weather which dogged the UK in July is continuing as torrential rain hits east London.
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