Showing:

Showing stories written by pinkwalrus

Try another search?

Showing page 2 (of 2 pages)
Funny story: Shit-Storm Jacket Introduced By Extreme Weather Outfitter

Shit-Storm Jacket Introduced By Extreme Weather Outfitter

Everest Outfitters, known for their extreme weather gear, introduced a new product this week. Most of their products protect against excessive cold, wet, wind, and heat. Everest became the first company to identify and market to an increasingly pe...
View 'Shit-Storm Jacket Introduced By Extreme Weather Outfitter'
Funny story: Definition of Chaos Updated to Include Trump

Definition of Chaos Updated to Include Trump

The standard dictionary definition now has an added clause: cha·os, /'keI,as/, noun, : complete confusion and disorder : a state in which behavior and events are not controlled by anything (see Donald Trump's Presidential Candidacy). Languag...
View 'Definition of Chaos Updated to Include Trump'
Funny story: More States Request Trump's Help in Pronunciation

More States Request Trump's Help in Pronunciation

After Donald Trump boldly explained to a reluctant Nevada crowd that they have been pronouncing their state name wrong, multiple other states stampeded to be the next in line to get the presidential candidate's guidance. Trump explained at a campa...
View 'More States Request Trump's Help in Pronunciation'
Funny story: Door to Narnia Discovered in Truck Stop Bathroom

Door to Narnia Discovered in Truck Stop Bathroom

Narnia, long thought to be a mythical place concocted by writer C.S. Lewis, has a newly found entrance in the U.S. A source, speaking only under the cover of anonymity, told this tale. "I was drivin' on an empty highway in North Eastern Califor...
View 'Door to Narnia Discovered in Truck Stop Bathroom'
Funny story: Farage Schools Trump in the Art of the Ferret

Farage Schools Trump in the Art of the Ferret

Nigel Farage, key political Brexit salesman, has been called in as debate coach to Donald Trump for the upcoming town hall style presidential debate on October 9. Farage is free to take on free-lance work since resigning in early July as leader...
View 'Farage Schools Trump in the Art of the Ferret'
Funny story: Trump Adds NDA to Pledge of Allegiance

Trump Adds NDA to Pledge of Allegiance

Always thinking ahead, presidential candidate Donald Trump added a non-disparagement clause to the American Pledge of Allegiance for when he is president. Reciting the new pledge will legally restrict citizens from criticizing Trump, his family or...
View 'Trump Adds NDA to Pledge of Allegiance'
Funny story: Ms. Piggy Challenges Trump to Work Out and Lose Some Weight

Ms. Piggy Challenges Trump to Work Out and Lose Some Weight

After hearing former Miss Universe Alicia Machado's story of being bullied, insulted, harassed and intimidated by current presidential candidate Donald Trump while Miss Universe, Ms. Piggy hits the warpath. "Who does he think he is? Just look at h...
View 'Ms. Piggy Challenges Trump to Work Out and Lose Some Weight'
Funny story: New "Ick-Away-Brick" Shields From Negative Atmosphere

New "Ick-Away-Brick" Shields From Negative Atmosphere

No one knows how the thing works. The maker of this new product, BetterDays, won't give away any secrets. The Ick-Away-Brick looks like a gritty-surfaced 3x5 inch, 1 inch thick red "brick". What it can do is astounding. The Brick removes any negative...
View 'New "Ick-Away-Brick" Shields From Negative Atmosphere'
Funny story: Dolphins Offer Widespread Election-Season Cheering Through New Communicator

Dolphins Offer Widespread Election-Season Cheering Through New Communicator

Stories throughout the ages tell of dolphins aiding drowning, shipwrecked sailors. Now dolphins are offering the American public aid in an unprecedented way. Dolphins Among Us, a Florida based non-profit, just perfected a patented human-dolphin co...
View 'Dolphins Offer Widespread Election-Season Cheering Through New Communicator'
Funny story: Chicago College of Architecture Offers Humor Training

Chicago College of Architecture Offers Humor Training

In a bold move, the revered Illinois Institute of Technology's College of Architecture revealed a new field of specialization: architectural humor. This marks an unusual development on an unlikely campus. IIT was the showplace and professional home o...
View 'Chicago College of Architecture Offers Humor Training'
Funny story: Lost City of Atlantis Found in Lake Superior

Lost City of Atlantis Found in Lake Superior

"Everyone's been looking in the wrong place the whole time," announced 85 year old Dr. Emmett Shuttleman. Shuttleman achieved his life ambition earlier this month when he discovered the remains of the lost city of Atlantis not in the Atlantic Ocea...
View 'Lost City of Atlantis Found in Lake Superior'
Funny story: Tokyo 2020 Olympic Architecture Poised to Out-Recycle Rio

Tokyo 2020 Olympic Architecture Poised to Out-Recycle Rio

More and more often, host cities choose Olympic architecture designed to have a second life. The Rio 2016 Olympics featured two great examples. The modularly built handball arena now supplies the building materials for 4 separate urban schools. The 2...
View 'Tokyo 2020 Olympic Architecture Poised to Out-Recycle Rio'
Funny story: Congress Approves National Park Themed Vegas Casino

Congress Approves National Park Themed Vegas Casino

Congress came back from their summer break and in a rare moment of bipartisan unity passed a bill to fund the building of a government owned hotel and casino in Las Vegas. Some say the charged and divisive 2016 presidential race spurred together Demo...
View 'Congress Approves National Park Themed Vegas Casino'
Funny story: Donald Trump: You're Promoted!

Donald Trump: You're Promoted!

After his resounding success as the 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate, Donald Trump moves on to bigger and better things. He renounces his candidacy as of Monday, August 8th. "Smart people know I don't waste time. I've been the Republican Can...
View 'Donald Trump: You're Promoted!'
Funny story: Shocking Discovery: Trump Actually Giant Puppet Operated by Spoiled Toddler

Shocking Discovery: Trump Actually Giant Puppet Operated by Spoiled Toddler

Many have been mystified by the behavior of 2016 Republican Presidential candidate, Donald Trump: his temper tantrums, nonexistent attention span, lack of basic empathy, inability to allow others attention or respect. But it took behavioral scient...
View 'Shocking Discovery: Trump Actually Giant Puppet Operated by Spoiled Toddler'
Funny story: Trump Moves Campaign Headquarters to Moscow

Trump Moves Campaign Headquarters to Moscow

"You just can't get anything done in America" After complaining repeatedly about the tedious democratic political process and unnecessarily restrictive constitutional rights that impede his work to "Make America Great Again", Trump has made the un...
View 'Trump Moves Campaign Headquarters to Moscow'
Funny story: Former Muppet Presidential Candidate Withholds Endorsement at 2016 Convention

Former Muppet Presidential Candidate Withholds Endorsement at 2016 Convention

In a tense moment in his prime-time speech at the 2016 National Convention, defunct Muppet Presidential Candidate, Chicken Jerky, denied endorsement to the party's chosen candidate, Angry Cheeto. An orange, cheesy shadow loomed menacingly in the b...
View 'Former Muppet Presidential Candidate Withholds Endorsement at 2016 Convention'

Showing page 2 (of 2 pages)
Breaking News...

Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 plus 2?

5 24 4 18
45 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more