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Time Channel is a go

Funny story: Time Channel is a go

Comcast the communications giant will be debuting the time channel on its generic package featuring a collection of globally placed reporters that will be constantly updating times from every location on the planet. Some will be embedded with tr...

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Trump to be named "King of Texas" on November 9th

Funny story: Trump to be named "King of Texas" on November 9th

Aware of the inevitable outcome of the election of November the 8th, Donald Trump has decided to become the King of Texas. "Not only will we build a wall on our southern border" he told a rapt crowd at Arlington stadium "but we will also build one a...

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Missing cell-tower found in Rockefeller center

Funny story: Missing cell-tower found in Rockefeller center

"I always had four bars and a clear line" said a distraught Patsy Lang standing in front of what was a cell tower that stood on her land for four years until it mysteriously disappeared "now I got no bars and I had to buy me a five-thousand-foot exte...

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Referee throws key block in Packers victory

Funny story: Referee throws key block in Packers victory

Referee Gordon Lamana threw a wicked game deciding block on Giants defensive back Landon Collins springing Packers wide receiver Jordi Nelson into a clear path to the end zone and the winning score in Monday night's contest. "It was not inten...

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NaNa convenience store at high school career day

Funny story: NaNa convenience store at high school career day

Representatives for the National convenience store NaNa spread throughout the Logan high school lunch room in their baseball caps and khaki trousers, name tags pinned prominently on their black polo shirt. "We are looking for slackers and sto...

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Nice painting "Looks Like Jesus"

Funny story: Nice painting "Looks Like Jesus"

"Well, I bought the painting a couple of weeks ago at a garage sale over on Glen drive" explained 56-year-old Martha Flanagan amidst the throng of neighbors and pilgrims in front of her home on Kenmore rd. "I thought it was a nice colorful painting...

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Bill Belichick to Quarterback Game 4

Funny story: Bill Belichick to Quarterback Game 4

Due to the concussions suffered by his third string quarterback and his emergency replacement, Bill Belichick, head coach of the New England Patriots will play that position for his team next Sunday when they host the Buffalo Bills. "it's a n...

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Trump's Revenge

Funny story: Trump's Revenge

A near maniacal Donald Trump in front of a packed house at the convention of the National Association of This and That defended his voters in the wake of Hilary's 'deplorable' comment by going on the offensive. "I have waited patiently while...

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Hillary Explains "Deplorable" Comment

Funny story: Hillary Explains "Deplorable" Comment

"What I really meant" said a smiling Mrs. Clinton when asked to explain her recent disparaging comment about Trump voters "is half of each individual voting for Trump is deplorable, I never insinuated that half of the total of Trump voters were entir...

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Man "good with computers" seeks occupation

Funny story: Man "good with computers" seeks occupation

Satch Farley of Binghamton has taken out a full page add in the Binghamton Post seeking employment in the computer industry on the basis that he is good with computers. Mr. Farley, a 26-year-old landscaper living in his parents' basement lis...

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Spoof reporter to not quit day job

Funny story: Spoof reporter to not quit day job

"I have come to the realization, " said I to a packed conference room in the left wing of my mind, "that since I have embarked on this road of hard-nosed reporting for The Spoof that there are no bonus checks arriving in the mail." I wiped m...

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"You're Welcome" greeting card introduced

Funny story: "You're Welcome" greeting card introduced

The new Fallmark flagship store in Times Square opened today with a surprise new line. The "You're Welcome" card is the fruition of the imagination of veteran card creator Patty McCarthy. "It's a thoughtful way to convey feelings of acceptanc...

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Man shouts "yahtzee" at inappropriate time

Funny story: Man shouts "yahtzee" at inappropriate time

Service on the IRT 1 line was disrupted for nearly an hour today as police and their k9 partners searched for an elusive figure accused of yelling "Yahtzee" with no evidence of actually playing the game while traveling on a northbound Broadway local.

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"The Boss" breaks his own record

Funny story: "The Boss" breaks his own record

Last night at the Meadowlands, Bruce Springsteen shattered his own record by going on a 47-minute monologue segueing beautifully between a somber ATLANTIC CITY and a raucous Rosalita. The crowd used this time to use the bathroom, text their...

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ISIS likely to host 2024 Olympics

Funny story: ISIS likely to host 2024 Olympics

Chairman Luger Spence today announced a new entry in the field of 2024 Olympic hosts adding that "if Isis can pull this off, it would be hard to make any other choice." The announcement was made by a very distressed looking Mr. Spence at an unnam...

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"Broad Daylight" robberies explained

Funny story: "Broad Daylight" robberies explained

FBI's senior special investigator, Horace Deluca in a recent press conference, explained why so many daytime robberies are committed in "broad daylight". "A thief," said Mr. Deluca, "is just like anybody else. A nice sunny day with a blue sk...

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Brazil to Impose Embargo on the U.S.

Funny story: Brazil to Impose Embargo on the U.S.

Umberto Puzo, Brazil's secretary of finely formed tushes is recommending an immediate end to all exported exotic dances and prostitutes to the United States unless American Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte is extradited for questioning. President...

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Artificial Intelligence tells humans to "GET OUT"

Funny story: Artificial Intelligence tells humans to "GET OUT"

An untraceable message appearing randomly on Facebook and Instagram accounts is asking people to leave the planet. "Thanks for everything" the message begins "but I shall not be in need of your services any longer so please leave" The name...

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Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

He sends the Secret Service to the movie set of Avengers 4 to do some investigating.
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