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GOP Selects the Turtle as its New Mascot

Funny story: GOP Selects the Turtle as its New Mascot

Washington, DC - Since 1874 the Republican Party has been symbolized by the elephant, in contrast to the Democratic Party's donkey. Yesterday the GOP announced that it will no longer use the elephant in any advertising or other campaigns. After...

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Island in Pacific Celebrates Independence Day

Funny story: Island in Pacific Celebrates Independence Day

The residents of an island in the Pacific secretly celebrated American style Independence Day this July 4th. The celebration included town sponsored fireworks displays and family outings. Many residents ate hamburgers and hot dogs. Residents had...

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Obama Suffering Midlife Crisis

Funny story: Obama Suffering Midlife Crisis

Chicago, IL - Former President Barack Obama doesn't know what to do with himself these days. After months of travel and adventure camps, Obama remains without a job or sense of purpose. "Time of my life!" wrote Obama in a recent tweet which was qu...

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White House Staffers Form Leakers Union

Funny story: White House Staffers Form Leakers Union

Washington, D.C. - White House Staffers have voted to form a secret union called the "Leakers Union". To qualify, members must be willing to report embarrassing and improper activities of President Trump and his colleagues to the Union's President.

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Trump and Macron Announce Wife Swap

Funny story: Trump and Macron Announce Wife Swap

Paris, France - French President Emmanuel Macron and US President Donald Trump have announced a wife swap. Both spouses are considered more age appropriate for the other president. President Trump and Macron's wife Brigitte are senior citizens. Pre...

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Trump Pardons Himself

Funny story: Trump Pardons Himself

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump recently began to utter the words "Pardon me" with regularity. Although the President blames his chef's spicy food and a busy travel schedule for his continuous desire to be pardoned, sources say he is worri...

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Boston Woman Demands Pedicure in Tow Zone

Funny story: Boston Woman Demands Pedicure in Tow Zone

Boston, MA - A Boston woman who illegally parked in a clearly marked "tow zone" demanded a pedicure from a meter maid. The meter maid explained that "tow zone" does not mean a place where pedicures are given, but instead means a place where your...

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American Family Visits "Fake France"

Funny story: American Family Visits "Fake France"

Montreal, Quebec - An American family of four recently returned from a weekend trip to Montreal, which they called "Fake France". "We saw a bunch of fake French people who spoke with the same fake French accent," said the American mother of two.

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"Out of Office Assistant" Turns on its Employee

Funny story: "Out of Office Assistant" Turns on its Employee

Fort Lee, NJ - Kevin Santorelli had no idea he would be fired until the day he returned to work after being on family medical leave. While taking care of his mother, and attending church each day, he turned on his "out of office assistant" email fea...

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"Sudden Death Nursing Home" Opens in Tampa

Funny story: "Sudden Death Nursing Home" Opens in Tampa

Tampa, Fl - "Sudden Death Nursing Home" opened today and is admitting new residents. The owner is very excited to promote the first known sports-themed nursing home. Owner Mort Fast tweeted, "We love our new name, not Sunset or October. For...

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Trump, Ryan Cast Together in Naked and Afraid

Funny story: Trump, Ryan Cast Together in Naked and Afraid

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump and House Speaker Paul Ryan will appear together on the reality show, Naked and Afraid. Producers wanted to film a special episode where two politicians have to live on their own without access to health care.

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DNC Sells Trump Piñatas for Birthday Parties

Funny story: DNC Sells Trump Piñatas for Birthday Parties

Cathedral City, CA - Spiderman, Batman and Superman need to step aside. Forget Sponge Bob too. Trump Piñatas are all the rage. So much so that the Democratic National Committee now sells Trump Piñatas for birthday parties. "You can order the...

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Every New TV Comes with a Teenager

Funny story: Every New TV Comes with a Teenager

Tokyo, Japan - A consortium of Japanese companies has agreed to provide a teenager for every new television purchased. The offer also extends to computers and any other technology device if the value exceeds $1,000. "We understand that mainstream...

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US Post Office to Start Charging for Email

Funny story: US Post Office to Start Charging for Email

Washington, DC - The US Post Office will begin to charge for electronic mail. The Post Office has suffered from declining revenue over many years due to the increased use of emails and texts. According to the US Postmaster, "Something has to give."...

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Selfie Stick Casualty Stirs International Crisis

Funny story: Selfie Stick Casualty Stirs International Crisis

Abu Dhabi, UAE - A Chinese tourist nearly killed a teenage American girl with a selfie stick yesterday. The assailant was caught on tape injuring the girl while taking a photograph at the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi. The victim received...

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Feds Round Up Melania After Immigration Raid

Funny story: Feds Round Up Melania After Immigration Raid

New York, NY - Melania Trump was rounded up and taken in for questioning after a recent immigration raid initiated by the Trump administration. The raid was at a "high end" illegals party. Mrs. Trump was immediately deported despite insisting to of...

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Sean Spicer to Join SNL

Funny story: Sean Spicer to Join SNL

New York, NY - Press Secretary Sean Spicer has agreed to join the cast of Saturday Night Live. After meeting with President Trump, Melissa McCarthy has agreed to replace Spicer and become the next Press Secretary. Spicer was asked by President Tr...

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Melania Admits that Trump is Not Fit to be President

Funny story: Melania Admits that Trump is Not Fit to be President

New York, NY - Melania Trump now agrees with the the media. President Donald J. Trump is not fit to be President. "Donald is unfit, simply unfit," Melania allegedly told her security detail. Melania, who still lives in New York, is Donald Trum...

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Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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