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Funny story: American Family Visits "Fake France"

American Family Visits "Fake France"

Montreal, Quebec - An American family of four recently returned from a weekend trip to Montreal, which they called "Fake France". "We saw a bunch of fake French people who spoke with the same fake French accent," said the American mother of two.
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Funny story: "Out of Office Assistant" Turns on its Employee

"Out of Office Assistant" Turns on its Employee

Fort Lee, NJ - Kevin Santorelli had no idea he would be fired until the day he returned to work after being on family medical leave. While taking care of his mother, and attending church each day, he turned on his "out of office assistant" email fea...
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Funny story: "Sudden Death Nursing Home" Opens in Tampa

"Sudden Death Nursing Home" Opens in Tampa

Tampa, Fl - "Sudden Death Nursing Home" opened today and is admitting new residents. The owner is very excited to promote the first known sports-themed nursing home. Owner Mort Fast tweeted, "We love our new name, not Sunset or October. For...
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Funny story: Trump, Ryan Cast Together in Naked and Afraid

Trump, Ryan Cast Together in Naked and Afraid

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump and House Speaker Paul Ryan will appear together on the reality show, Naked and Afraid. Producers wanted to film a special episode where two politicians have to live on their own without access to health care.
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Funny story: DNC Sells Trump Piñatas for Birthday Parties

DNC Sells Trump Piñatas for Birthday Parties

Cathedral City, CA - Spiderman, Batman and Superman need to step aside. Forget Sponge Bob too. Trump Piñatas are all the rage. So much so that the Democratic National Committee now sells Trump Piñatas for birthday parties. "You can order the...
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Funny story: Every New TV Comes with a Teenager

Every New TV Comes with a Teenager

Tokyo, Japan - A consortium of Japanese companies has agreed to provide a teenager for every new television purchased. The offer also extends to computers and any other technology device if the value exceeds $1,000. "We understand that mainstream...
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Funny story: US Post Office to Start Charging for Email

US Post Office to Start Charging for Email

Washington, DC - The US Post Office will begin to charge for electronic mail. The Post Office has suffered from declining revenue over many years due to the increased use of emails and texts. According to the US Postmaster, "Something has to give."...
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Funny story: Selfie Stick Casualty Stirs International Crisis

Selfie Stick Casualty Stirs International Crisis

Abu Dhabi, UAE - A Chinese tourist nearly killed a teenage American girl with a selfie stick yesterday. The assailant was caught on tape injuring the girl while taking a photograph at the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi. The victim received...
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Funny story: Feds Round Up Melania After Immigration Raid

Feds Round Up Melania After Immigration Raid

New York, NY - Melania Trump was rounded up and taken in for questioning after a recent immigration raid initiated by the Trump administration. The raid was at a "high end" illegals party. Mrs. Trump was immediately deported despite insisting to of...
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Funny story: Sean Spicer to Join SNL

Sean Spicer to Join SNL

New York, NY - Press Secretary Sean Spicer has agreed to join the cast of Saturday Night Live. After meeting with President Trump, Melissa McCarthy has agreed to replace Spicer and become the next Press Secretary. Spicer was asked by President Tr...
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Funny story: Melania Admits that Trump is Not Fit to be President

Melania Admits that Trump is Not Fit to be President

New York, NY - Melania Trump now agrees with the the media. President Donald J. Trump is not fit to be President. "Donald is unfit, simply unfit," Melania allegedly told her security detail. Melania, who still lives in New York, is Donald Trum...
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Funny story: Trump Tries to Fix White House Leaks

Trump Tries to Fix White House Leaks

Washington, DC - Over the past few nights President Donald Trump has been waking up frustrated by all the leaks in the White House. Sources close to Trump report that Trump himself has called in the plumber to fix the leaks but he believes the plumb...
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Funny story: Plumber Charges Extra if You Say "While you are at it"

Plumber Charges Extra if You Say "While you are at it"

Allentown, Pa - A local plumber has decided to charge an extra fee if his customer utters the words "while you are it." "I'm tired of 'while you are at it.' It usually means the customer wants a favor for free, and I don't do free," noted the pl...
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Funny story: Trump Picks "GoreSucks" for Supreme Court

Trump Picks "GoreSucks" for Supreme Court

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump picked Judge Neil Gorsuch to be his first nominee to the U.S. Supreme Court. Sources close to Trump state that it was actually Gorsuch's last name which sealed Trump's decision rather than his distinguished re...
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Funny story: Edible Bitcoin Sells Out

Edible Bitcoin Sells Out

Bitcoin is now edible and selling like hot cakes. Bitcoin is an Internet currency sensation worth $1000 per Bitcoin. It can now be converted into little bits of gold plated chocolate coins. "Each Bitcoin is worth ten chocolate bits, which are...
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Funny story: Trump Tweets Denials as Vegas Bets on Trumpgate

Trump Tweets Denials as Vegas Bets on Trumpgate

Las Vegas, NV - Gentlemen, and Ladies, place your bets. Trumpgate is the hottest game in Vegas. For $100 wager, gamblers can choose the number of days or years Trump will remain in the office of President before being forced to resign or impeached...
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Funny story: "Over-Rated" Streep Returns all Acting Awards

"Over-Rated" Streep Returns all Acting Awards

Hollywood, CA - After being called "over-rated" by Donald Trump, Meryl Streep will return all her acting awards and will quit acting altogether. Streep will return her 3 Academy Awards (after 19 nominations), her 8 Golden Globes (after 30 nominati...
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Funny story: Kanye West Makes Muskrat Love

Kanye West Makes Muskrat Love

Hidden Hills, CA - Somebody please call Taylor Swift because Kanye West is at it again. Kanye is begging Taylor Swift to make "Muskrat Love" with him. "Muskrat Love" is the 1976 hit song by the Captain & Tennille. Nobody is waiting for the...
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