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Man caught HGV from a truck stop toilet

Funny story: Man caught HGV from a truck stop toilet

For many it is a disease that still carries a stigma. We can all remember television adverts from the 1980s reminding us about the dangers of HGV, to keep safe while trucking, and to always use a convoy. Geoff Stop, 37, is a trucker who now suffer...

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World's First Cat Mohel Opens For Business

Funny story: World's First Cat Mohel Opens For Business

New York is often called the city that never sleeps. Well it's safe to say that cat owners will be sleeping a bit easier these days knowing that they can have their cat circumcised at what is believed to be the world's first cat mohel. Jeff Fourst...

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New campaign aims to tackle mentalistophobia

Funny story: New campaign aims to tackle mentalistophobia

For many people in the mentalist community, being called bonkers or crazy is a part of everyday life. Now a new campaign launched by mentalist support group Deranged and Proud tries to make such insults a thing of the past. Geoff Cuckoo, 47, of Ch...

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Henry Bessemer's lingerie museum opens

Funny story: Henry Bessemer's lingerie museum opens

Victorian engineer Sir Henry Bessemer was best known for his famous process for steelmaking, but also had a keen eye for women's underwear. Many of his own designs and prototypes are about to be exhibited in a specially constructed museum in Chaffinc...

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Royal family produces another litter

Funny story: Royal family produces another litter

Horse-faced brood mare Kate Middleton has given birth to another boy. Doctors say that she is doing well and although she ate the rest of her litter, one male did manage to survive. The pale princess will now be rested for another few months, then...

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Earth Day celebrated around the world

Funny story: Earth Day celebrated around the world

It's Earth Day again, and people are trying to find novel and exciting uses for that boring grey substance that surrounds us - earth, which is also called soil. At Chaffinch St Cock, a gigantic Earth Parade was held to celebrate earth through the...

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Tabloid anger over "murder" inquiry

Funny story: Tabloid anger over "murder" inquiry

British tabloid newspapers have been fuming this week over the story that police went to the trouble of investigating a burglar killed while breaking into a home. Career criminal Jeff Swag, 47, was stabbed to death by homeowner Geoffroy House as he t...

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England-Gibraltar colonial sporting jamboree begins

Funny story: England-Gibraltar colonial sporting jamboree begins

This week the second largest multi-disciplinary sporting event in the world began in Australia. To many it is just another fixture in the athletics calendar, but it is also a bizarre relic of how the British Empire tries to stay relevant in the moder...

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This latest beauty treatment is angering environmentalists, but will turn your friends green with envy

Funny story: This latest beauty treatment is angering environmentalists, but will turn your friends green with envy

It is the new beauty treatment that literally everyone wants. Have you ever dreamed of having perfect skin, with no moles, freckles or unsightly gob craters? Well now that dream is within reach with facial fracking. The procedure is simple - i...

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Vietnamese currency rockets - the dong is up

Funny story: Vietnamese currency rockets - the dong is up

For years it has been an underdeveloped backwater of south-east Asia, best known throughout much of the world for its devastating war against the US. Nevertheless, Vietnam is very much an up and coming country, particularly in an economic sense. Neve...

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Trump denies meddling in Russian election

Funny story: Trump denies meddling in Russian election

Russian President Putin has won another landslide election, bringing him another six years of power to add to the fourteen he has already enjoyed. However, some were sceptical about how the balding murdering former spy was able to manage such a feat.

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Trump calls for foetuses to be armed to prevent abortions

Funny story: Trump calls for foetuses to be armed to prevent abortions

President Donald Trump has made another policy announcement without consulting his advisors. It is an idea which tries to solve two key issues that Republicans are passionate about - guns and abortions. The US President said that a gun company in...

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Kajagoogoo reveal fears about economic effects of Brexit

Funny story: Kajagoogoo reveal fears about economic effects of Brexit

80s band Kajagoogoo have released their long-awaited assessment on the economic effects of Brexit, and how it will affect the band. The report was written by a set of academic experts and lead singer Limahl. The report concludes that Kajagoogoo w...

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Boris: "Brexit will be a success if only everyone who opposes it would shut up"

Funny story: Boris: "Brexit will be a success if only everyone who opposes it would shut up"

Minister for Malapropism and head clown Boris Johnson made a controversial speech today, in which he claimed that the success or failure of Brexit had nothing to do with his government's negotiations with the EU. Instead, he said, it rested entirely...

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Winter Olympics roundup

Funny story: Winter Olympics roundup

It's been non-stop excitement in South Korea as the Winter Olympics have gotten underway. Andorra have topped the medal table - as always - thanks to their entire population of snow-loving mountain inhabitants. The Winter Olympics was invented by an...

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Colleges clamp down on panty raids

Funny story: Colleges clamp down on panty raids

For decades they have been a staple of US college life, as American as apple pie. Many men who have gone on to achieve great things have attributed their success to the character building they gained through stealing girls' underwear during their hig...

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UK minister says the hardest part of Brexit negotiations is "not mentioning the war"

Funny story: UK minister says the hardest part of Brexit negotiations is "not mentioning the war"

David Davis, the Brexit minister, has given a frank and open interview to journalist Frank Open, and revealed some details about the process of extricating the UK from the EU. "It's very difficult," said Davis. "Barnier [chief negotiator for the E...

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Boris Johnson's speech to the EU in full

Funny story: Boris Johnson's speech to the EU in full

Today in Brussels, Boris Johnson made a long-awaited speech to the EU, setting out the terms of Brexit as he sees them. Here is the full unabridged text of his speech. "Good afterlunch, my fellow Euro-chumps and bureaucratinators. It has been eigh...

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