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Gay tarantulas' behaviour revealed

Funny story: Gay tarantulas' behaviour revealed

Most people have heard of gay penguins, but gay spiders? Professor Quentin Webb of the University of West Ingtime has spent years studying them and has published his astonishing findings. According to Professor Webb, homosexuality is rampant among...

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Worst pun headline award winners announced

Funny story: Worst pun headline award winners announced

Today the winners of the Worst Pun Headlines were announced. The prize is a new one, and will be given out annually by the editors of the Chaffinch St Cock Gazette, a weekly newspaper in Chaffinch St Cock. The winner will receive nothing except th...

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Elon Musk wants to watch people die on Mars

Funny story: Elon Musk wants to watch people die on Mars

To some, he is an eccentric billionaire inventor who dreams of colonising Mars, cartoon-style transport systems, and other futuristic enterprises. To others, he is simply an arsehole. Elon Musk has said previously that he would like to send a huma...

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EU is "what Hitler would have wanted"

Funny story: EU is "what Hitler would have wanted"

A group of EU leaders - the President of the European Commission, the Head of the European Council, and the Grand Poo-bah of Brussels - have released a statement in which they admit that Brexiters have been right all along and that the EU is just a p...

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Boy's dying wish unfulfilled

Funny story: Boy's dying wish unfulfilled

In a tragic misunderstanding, a dying autistic boy was granted a final wish - only for the organisation helping him to foul it up completely. Geoff Lucky, aged 9, of Coventry, suffers from cancer of the soul, and is expected to die any day now. Th...

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Muslim aliens confuse authorities

Funny story: Muslim aliens confuse authorities

A group of intergalactic aliens caused concern when they landed in the Western United States - not because they were from outer space, but because they were Muslims. California marijuana farmer Geoff Chong met the aliens when they landed in his ba...

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"Toilet Hamlet" opens in West End

Funny story: "Toilet Hamlet" opens in West End

It is the career "break" that stage actors have been dreaming about. Finally, a major theatrical production opened this week in London's West End featuring toilets on stage for the actors to use during the performance. "Most plays are absolute hel...

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Conservative Party "ran out of human MPs years ago"

Funny story: Conservative Party "ran out of human MPs years ago"

An anonymous worker at Conservative Party HQ has admitted that there hasn't been a human Tory MP since 2001 when Lord Cockles died with an orange up his arse. Since then all Conservative politicians have been either reanimated corpses, robots, or Fra...

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Survey reveals Brexiters wishes

Funny story: Survey reveals Brexiters wishes

It is now over a year since Britain voted to leave the EU, and as expected the government is making a complete pig's arse of the situation. Then again, one of Britain's biggest export industries (which is expected to do well after Brexit) is making e...

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Princess Diana's corpse to feature in a fashion show

Funny story: Princess Diana's corpse to feature in a fashion show

A group of tabloid editors, gravediggers and fashion designers have banded together to provide what may be the most astonishing fashion show in history. Princess Diana's rotting body has been exhumed, fitted and measured and is ready to hit the runwa...

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Car manufacturers recommend milking your vehicle three times a week

Funny story: Car manufacturers recommend milking your vehicle three times a week

A consortium of car makers, including Soduko, Chingchong and Chuffwrench have released a statement saying that all their cars should be milked three times a week as a minimum, or else they may leak or even explode. It follows a ten-car drowning on...

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May invokes Dunkirk as UK leaves Europe once again

Funny story: May invokes Dunkirk as UK leaves Europe once again

In 1940, thousands of soldiers were evacuated from war-torn France in what has now become known simply as "Dunkirk". Brits recognise the town more for its famous exodus than for anything else. With the recent release of a film on the subject, it is a...

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Housewives not satisfied with robot milkmen's service

Funny story: Housewives not satisfied with robot milkmen's service

A trial run of milk delivery robots in Dorking has run into difficulty after a number of housewives complained that they were not fulfilling all of their duties. "Ooh," said Elsa Hornie of Privet Drive. "I couldn't wait for some of that milkman-ro...

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Increase in beached whales around the UK - Brexit blamed

Funny story: Increase in beached whales around the UK - Brexit blamed

The number of whales, dolphins and porpoises landing on British beaches has peaked significantly in the past year. Marine biologists are baffled as to the cause, as sea conditions have not changed drastically in recent months. One scientist had a...

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UK Government stockpiling cake in event of hard Brexit

Funny story: UK Government stockpiling cake in event of hard Brexit

A source has revealed that the government has begun gathering large quantities of cake and storing them in an abandoned London underground station. The cake will be distributed to the population if Brexit negotiations break down and Britain is forced...

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Thatcher statue to be buried in coal mine

A planned statue of Margaret Thatcher will now be buried at the bottom of a mine in Sunderland, after it was deemed "too frightening" to be displayed in public. The lifelike work - in iron, obviously - was originally intended to be installed as a...

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PM possesses lachrymal glands

In a stunning revelation for scientists, tests have shown that the UK Prime Minister Theresa May actually has tear ducts and is capable of crying. Mrs May is a member of the species Homo Conservativus, whose people had previously been thought inca...

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NASA probe to fly by Jupiter's left testicle

Funny story: NASA probe to fly by Jupiter's left testicle

A space probe is about to complete a five year journey literally to the lap of the Gods. NASA's Scrote 3000 is expected to fly by the loins of Roman God Jupiter (often considered the same as Greek God Zeus) on Friday at brunch-time, taking detailed p...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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