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Scientists fail to prove that pollution still exists to idiots

Funny story: Scientists fail to prove that pollution still exists to idiots

After letting close minded politicians and other agenda pushing brain apes bamboozle them with conflicting theories on climate change, scientists again get boned when they try to reassert the concept of pollution. "I consider it fake news," Presid...

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People stop reading articles on The Spoof because they can "get fake news anywhere!"

Funny story: People stop reading articles on The Spoof because they can "get fake news anywhere!"

The Spoof and other pioneers in fake news have found their readership plummeting as serious competition has arisen from other real fake news sources. Competition has been on the rise as money motivated individuals discovered that if they fed peo...

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Jesus comes back to reteach America the Golden Rule. President Trump declares message "Fake News"

Funny story: Jesus comes back to reteach America the Golden Rule. President Trump declares message "Fake News"

After getting sick of his Facebook feed being flooded with decisive rhetoric and partisan clickbait Jesus, the Son of God, decided to come back to earth early. He originally attempted to just post the Golden Rule on His Facebook page, but it ended u...

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Trump expresses disappointment over Presidential limitations

Funny story: Trump expresses disappointment over Presidential limitations

After experiencing his first week as President, Trump has expressed frustration and disappointment at some of the limitations on his power. "I thought being President was like being boss of the world, but it doesn't seem to always work that way.

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Evidence surfaces suggesting Donald Trump is actually the Joker

Funny story: Evidence surfaces suggesting Donald Trump is actually the Joker

A recent tweet that has been attributed to voice actor, and Luke Skywalker purveyor, Mark Hamill, is just the latest piece of evidence pointing to the possibility that Donald Trump might just be a disguise for Batman's perennial arch nemesis, the Jok...

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No "Tweet-In-Chief": Trump blames late night rants on sonambulism

Funny story: No "Tweet-In-Chief": Trump blames late night rants on sonambulism

President-elect Trump has declined to take responsibility for late night messages on his Twitter account. "I never said that," was Mr. Trump's response to questions about the Constitutionality of some of his comments. The President-elect was pr...

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White House Staff begins baby proofing measures in preparation for president Trump

Funny story: White House Staff begins baby proofing measures in preparation for president Trump

The White House staff was in full swing as measures are put in place in expectation of the needs of incumbent president Trump. "The first thing we did was put baby proof door knobs on all of the military related areas," stated Denis Richard McDo...

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Americans are encouraged to hibernate for four years, and hope for better presidential options in 2020.

Funny story: Americans are encouraged to hibernate for four years, and hope for better presidential options in 2020.

After a cacophony of groans, complaints and outright blubbering over the terrible options the political process has offered up to be the next president experts are now suggesting that everybody should just take a long nap and hope that there are bett...

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After Almost Accidentally Winning Buffalo Bills Fire Offensive Coordinator

Funny story: After Almost Accidentally Winning Buffalo Bills Fire Offensive Coordinator

After getting the Bills within striking distance of their rival the New York Jets in a 37-31 shootout, Rex Ryan took appropriate action, firing Offensive Coordinator Greg Roman. "I didn't bring my loser brother in here to tank the defense, only...

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Colin Kaepernick spends night at Holiday Inn, becomes expert in discrimination

Funny story: Colin Kaepernick spends night at Holiday Inn, becomes expert in discrimination

After spending the previous night at a Holiday Inn, Colin Kaepernick became enlightened to the plight of minorities in the United States, and staged a protest at an NFL pre-season game. "I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a cou...

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Tim Tebow joins Women's Olympic Gymnastics Team

Funny story: Tim Tebow joins Women's Olympic Gymnastics Team

After toiling in the NFL for a number of highly paid, but disappointingly unproductive seasons, Tim Tebow has decided to take his show on a different road. In the midst of their gold medal run at the Rio Olympics, the U.S. Women's Olympic Gymnas...

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NFL to switch field material from turf to pillows this season

Funny story: NFL to switch field material from turf to pillows this season

After rising fears that their ratings might suffer from the competition generated by Olympic Ping Pong, the NFL cancelled their first preseason game using hard paint as an excuse. When pressed about the matter Roger Goodell acted in his typical...

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Libertarian National Convention took Place in your basement while you were out shopping

Gary Johnson, alleged Libertarian Presidential Candidate, used the key under your doormat to enter your basement while you were out buying some batteries from Radio Shack to hold his national convention. "We didn't really need a lot of space, si...

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NO LIVES MATTER as God orders the start of the apocalypse

Funny story: NO LIVES MATTER as God orders the start of the apocalypse

After checking out facebook for a half hour, and reading the comments section under a review for the Ghostbusters remake, God decided enough was enough, and had the seven angels sound their trumpets marking the end of the rein of mankind on earth.

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Highly Trained Attack Moths Fail to Prevent UEFA Upset Victory by Portugal

Despite France's attempts to use trained attack moths to increase their advantage against the underdog Portugal in the 2016 UEFA Euro Final, Portugal stole a surprising 1-0 victory against all odds. It has been speculated that the move to employ the...

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After Brexit disappoints, Britain plans to relocate to the Moon

Funny story: After Brexit disappoints, Britain plans to relocate to the Moon

Realizing that exiting the European Union was just a band aid measure in terms of removing itself from the global community at large, Brexit enthusiast and potential British Prime Minister candidate, Boris Johnson announced, "It isn't enough!" Wit...

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Cleveland Sports Fans Discombobulated by Cav's Championship

After the fifty plus year championship drought was brought to an end by hometown basketball product, LeBron James, with an NBA title, the city of Cleveland has been brought to a standstill by disoriented and confused sports fans. "What happene...

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Twitter Report of Roger Goodell's Death a Hoax. NFL Admits "He was never alive to begin with..."

Funny story: Twitter Report of Roger Goodell's Death a Hoax. NFL Admits "He was never alive to begin with..."

A hacker unwittingly exposed the true nature of Roger Goodell by falsely reporting his death on Tuesday June 7, 2016. The NFL's hacked Twitter account announced his passing with the following tweet: "We regret to inform our fans that our commission...

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Surprise, surprise! Apparently, Omarosa was Trump’s fake friend. This is definitely sad.
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