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White House Staff begins baby proofing measures in preparation for president Trump

Funny story: White House Staff begins baby proofing measures in preparation for president Trump

The White House staff was in full swing as measures are put in place in expectation of the needs of incumbent president Trump. "The first thing we did was put baby proof door knobs on all of the military related areas," stated Denis Richard McDo...

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Americans are encouraged to hibernate for four years, and hope for better presidential options in 2020.

Funny story: Americans are encouraged to hibernate for four years, and hope for better presidential options in 2020.

After a cacophony of groans, complaints and outright blubbering over the terrible options the political process has offered up to be the next president experts are now suggesting that everybody should just take a long nap and hope that there are bett...

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After Almost Accidentally Winning Buffalo Bills Fire Offensive Coordinator

Funny story: After Almost Accidentally Winning Buffalo Bills Fire Offensive Coordinator

After getting the Bills within striking distance of their rival the New York Jets in a 37-31 shootout, Rex Ryan took appropriate action, firing Offensive Coordinator Greg Roman. "I didn't bring my loser brother in here to tank the defense, only...

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Colin Kaepernick spends night at Holiday Inn, becomes expert in discrimination

Funny story: Colin Kaepernick spends night at Holiday Inn, becomes expert in discrimination

After spending the previous night at a Holiday Inn, Colin Kaepernick became enlightened to the plight of minorities in the United States, and staged a protest at an NFL pre-season game. "I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a cou...

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Tim Tebow joins Women's Olympic Gymnastics Team

Funny story: Tim Tebow joins Women's Olympic Gymnastics Team

After toiling in the NFL for a number of highly paid, but disappointingly unproductive seasons, Tim Tebow has decided to take his show on a different road. In the midst of their gold medal run at the Rio Olympics, the U.S. Women's Olympic Gymnas...

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NFL to switch field material from turf to pillows this season

Funny story: NFL to switch field material from turf to pillows this season

After rising fears that their ratings might suffer from the competition generated by Olympic Ping Pong, the NFL cancelled their first preseason game using hard paint as an excuse. When pressed about the matter Roger Goodell acted in his typical...

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Libertarian National Convention took Place in your basement while you were out shopping

Gary Johnson, alleged Libertarian Presidential Candidate, used the key under your doormat to enter your basement while you were out buying some batteries from Radio Shack to hold his national convention. "We didn't really need a lot of space, si...

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NO LIVES MATTER as God orders the start of the apocalypse

Funny story: NO LIVES MATTER as God orders the start of the apocalypse

After checking out facebook for a half hour, and reading the comments section under a review for the Ghostbusters remake, God decided enough was enough, and had the seven angels sound their trumpets marking the end of the rein of mankind on earth.

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Highly Trained Attack Moths Fail to Prevent UEFA Upset Victory by Portugal

Despite France's attempts to use trained attack moths to increase their advantage against the underdog Portugal in the 2016 UEFA Euro Final, Portugal stole a surprising 1-0 victory against all odds. It has been speculated that the move to employ the...

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After Brexit disappoints, Britain plans to relocate to the Moon

Funny story: After Brexit disappoints, Britain plans to relocate to the Moon

Realizing that exiting the European Union was just a band aid measure in terms of removing itself from the global community at large, Brexit enthusiast and potential British Prime Minister candidate, Boris Johnson announced, "It isn't enough!" Wit...

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Cleveland Sports Fans Discombobulated by Cav's Championship

After the fifty plus year championship drought was brought to an end by hometown basketball product, LeBron James, with an NBA title, the city of Cleveland has been brought to a standstill by disoriented and confused sports fans. "What happene...

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Twitter Report of Roger Goodell's Death a Hoax. NFL Admits "He was never alive to begin with..."

Funny story: Twitter Report of Roger Goodell's Death a Hoax. NFL Admits "He was never alive to begin with..."

A hacker unwittingly exposed the true nature of Roger Goodell by falsely reporting his death on Tuesday June 7, 2016. The NFL's hacked Twitter account announced his passing with the following tweet: "We regret to inform our fans that our commission...

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Johnny Football's nickname revoked by NFL

Funny story: Johnny Football's nickname revoked by NFL

After a string of immature, unprofessional and downright criminal incidents, Johnny Manziel has been stripped of his right to associate himself with football by the NFL. The infamous party animal/misogynist is now left with a gaping maw where his id...

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Mother Nature Claims "There is no climate change, only climate control...And I'm in control!"

Funny story: Mother Nature Claims "There is no climate change, only climate control...And I'm in control!"

Over several decades scientist have a built a near consensus on the human causes of climate change only to have the rug pulled from under them by Mother Nature herself. "Yes, it's hotter right now, but that's because I want it to be, not because t...

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Cries to "Show the Dome" pour in as Trump's Honesty called into question.

Funny story: Cries to "Show the Dome" pour in as Trump's Honesty called into question.

As lie after lie is piled on by current leading Republican Presidential nominee, Donald Trump, most reasonable people have called into question his self proclaimed virtue of "telling it like it is." "I tell it like it is, and that is why everybody...

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Trump Announces that he was hired to run for President to "weed out the dummies"

Funny story: Trump Announces that he was hired to run for President to "weed out the dummies"

In a shocking announcement, the current republican presidential nominee front runner, Donald Trump has admitted to running a mock campaign. "I'm surprised someone has called me on this yet." the Donald said. "I take that back. I'm not surprise...

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Montgomery Brewster surges in polls after other candidates prove themselves schmucks

Funny story: Montgomery Brewster surges in polls after other candidates prove themselves schmucks

In the latest Gallup poll, a relative unknown candidate has begun gaining traction due mostly to the ineptitude and downright lackluster performances put on by the other previously front running candidates. Montgomery Brewster, made famous in the ea...

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Cam Newton develops bizarre pigskin phobia at the most inopportune time

Funny story: Cam Newton develops bizarre pigskin phobia at the most inopportune time

With the balance of Superbowl 50 hanging by a thread the most celebrated man in football made what could only be described as the most cowardly display in football history. Or, at least, that is how it appeared. The reality is that when Can Newton...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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