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California Water Restrictions Traceable to Species Protection/Conflict-of-Interest Scheme

Funny story: California Water Restrictions Traceable to Species Protection/Conflict-of-Interest Scheme

Fresno, CA - Investigative reporting by this newspaper has revealed an amazing linkage between insider species preference and corrupt EPA policy making. Some time ago a decision by Central Valley District Administrator of the EPA, one Sully Smeltz...

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Justin Bieber Missing from Madame Tussauds in New York

Funny story: Justin Bieber Missing from Madame Tussauds in New York

New York - A spokesperson for the internationally famous wax museum reported that the figure of Justin Bieber has disappeared. Fabrizio Waxidrippo stated that "our most popular replica is missing from its marquis place in the main display room, and...

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Latest Entrants in Men's Doubles Olympic Luge Competition Cause a Local Stir

Funny story: Latest Entrants in Men's Doubles Olympic Luge Competition Cause a Local Stir

Sochi - Two recent arrivals here are the latest viers for the two-man luge competition to be held at the Santi track. Just off the boat from what has been judiciously termed "a stealth voyage" are Messrs. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, representing t...

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Obama Recognized as Seminal in Championing American Tall Tale Telling

Funny story: Obama Recognized as Seminal in Championing American Tall Tale Telling

The Chautauqua Alliance has bestowed special recognition on President Obama for continuing to spin preposterous stories that have no basis in reality. By granting Obama the coveted Artemis Diztruther medal, the Alliance recognized the President'...

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PETA gives Willie Nelson its Highest Honor for Endangered Species Protection

Funny story: PETA gives Willie Nelson its Highest Honor for Endangered Species Protection

People for the Ever Troubling of Animals (PETA) has bestowed its prestigious Critter Benevolence and Guardian Award on venerable songster Willie Nelson. PETA President and CEO (Chief Emphatic Officer) Richard Itchy-Skinne noted the life-long dedic...

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Latest Breakthrough in Global Climate Change Scientific Measurement Has Direct Connectivity to Al Gore's Ass

Funny story: Latest Breakthrough in Global Climate Change Scientific Measurement Has Direct Connectivity to Al Gore's Ass

The latest advance in wearable technology has produced a startling breakthrough in the ongoing quest to track measurement of the deleterious impact of global climate change. It has been scientifically established that Al Gore himself is the world'...

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Unexpected Ghosts at Ghosts in the West End

It was an unexpected spectral treat for the audience last Saturday evening at the Court Lyceum Theatre. During a production of Ibsen's classic, Ghosts, the actual ghost of Sir Henry Irving manifested itself center stage in his Mephistopheles costume...

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Fitful News from the British Theatre

A bizarre incident was reported at the recent revival of a classic modern drama at the Royal Tarte Theatre in the West End. Actor Dirk Dishwipe complained in agony, "I was locked in the loo at the storied Royal Tarte!" According to Dishwipe,...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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