Fresno, CA - Investigative reporting by this newspaper has revealed an amazing linkage between insider species preference and corrupt EPA policy making.
Some time ago a decision by Central Valley District Administrator of the EPA, one Sully Smeltz...
New York - A spokesperson for the internationally famous wax museum reported that the figure of Justin Bieber has disappeared. Fabrizio Waxidrippo stated that "our most popular replica is missing from its marquis place in the main display room, and...
Sochi - Two recent arrivals here are the latest viers for the two-man luge competition to be held at the Santi track. Just off the boat from what has been judiciously termed "a stealth voyage" are Messrs. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, representing t...
The Chautauqua Alliance has bestowed special recognition on President Obama for continuing to spin preposterous stories that have no basis in reality.
By granting Obama the coveted Artemis Diztruther medal, the Alliance recognized the President'...
People for the Ever Troubling of Animals (PETA) has bestowed its prestigious Critter Benevolence and Guardian Award on venerable songster Willie Nelson.
PETA President and CEO (Chief Emphatic Officer) Richard Itchy-Skinne noted the life-long dedic...
The latest advance in wearable technology has produced a startling breakthrough in the ongoing quest to track measurement of the deleterious impact of global climate change.
It has been scientifically established that Al Gore himself is the world'...
It was an unexpected spectral treat for the audience last Saturday evening at the Court Lyceum Theatre. During a production of Ibsen's classic, Ghosts, the actual ghost of Sir Henry Irving manifested itself center stage in his Mephistopheles costume...
A bizarre incident was reported at the recent revival of a classic modern drama at the Royal Tarte Theatre in the West End.
Actor Dirk Dishwipe complained in agony, "I was locked in the loo at the storied Royal Tarte!"
According to Dishwipe,...
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