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FIFA Scandal: Jack Warner Reveals Everything

Funny story: FIFA Scandal: Jack Warner Reveals Everything

Former Fifa vice-president Jack Warner has revealed himself on live TV causing a massive electricty surge in the tiny nation of Trinidad and Tobago. Mr Warner, who said he feared for his life, also said he could link Fifa officials to the German i...

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2010 World Cup To Be Replayed

Funny story: 2010 World Cup To Be Replayed

The 2010 FIFA World Cup, originally played in South Africa, is to be replayed next week in the United State after the country admitted paying Fifa $10m to host the 2010 tournament. "It's only fair," said one man, just days after FIFA President S...

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It's Just A Man In A Dress Says Old Lady

Funny story: It's Just A Man In A Dress Says Old Lady

89 Year old Betty Jenkins, from Savannah Georgia, says she is completely befuddled by the hype surrounding so called "courageous hero" Bruce Jenner and his alter ego Caitlyn Jenner. "It's a man in a dress, with a wig, dollops of make up in an imag...

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Clint Eastwood's Butler Knows Its Only A Matter of Time

Funny story: Clint Eastwood's Butler Knows Its Only A Matter of Time

Carmel, Ca - For the past three years Clint Eastwoood's butler, Arthur Grimes, has prepared himself for the inevitable day that he will be out of a job after finding his employer dead. "Every morning I check the classifieds and check in with an em...

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Cat image sparks social media buzz: Is it taking a dump or having a piss?

Funny story: Cat image sparks social media buzz: Is it taking a dump or having a piss?

Hot on the heels of that fucking irrelvant gold/blue dress social media storm another intriguing image is generating massive Internet buzz. The image of a cat, which is either shitting or taking a piss on a Florida man's pair of FUCKING expensive...

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African American Men To Be Fitted With Body Cameras

Funny story: African American Men To Be Fitted With Body Cameras

African American males across the United States are to be equipped with body cameras in an attempt to combat the ever increasing crimes committed against them by law enforcement officers. Experts say that placing cameras on the potential victims r...

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Charles and Camilla Mark 10th Aniversary With A Good Old Fashioned Wank

Funny story: Charles and Camilla Mark 10th Aniversary With A Good Old Fashioned Wank

LONDON - The heir to the British throne and his consort, Camilla, are celebrating 10 years of marriage -- a decade in which Camilla's public image has gone from aristocratic home-wrecker to admired addition to the royal family. Prince Charles...

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World's Second Oldest Person Admits Chances Of Keeping Title For Long Doubtful

Funny story: World's Second Oldest Person Admits Chances Of Keeping Title For Long Doubtful

Just days after becoming the world's oldest documented person, 116-year-old Gertrude Weaver died Monday in Arkansas. Weaver became the oldest person in the world after the death of a 117-year-old Japanese woman last week, according to records kept...

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Gay Owned Pizza Shop Refuses To Serve Straights

Funny story: Gay Owned Pizza Shop Refuses To Serve Straights

The gay owners of an Indiana pizza shop are refusing to serve hetrosexual customers. The news comes a little after a week Indiana passed the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, which critics say would allow businesses to openly discriminate against...

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Man From Duck Dynasty With Silly Looking Beard Talks Utter Crap

Funny story: Man From Duck Dynasty With Silly Looking Beard Talks Utter Crap

The star of the US TV reality show Duck Dynasty is facing criticism after a speech that included a graphic story about Stephen Hawking being struck by lighting. Phil Robertson, one of the ones who has a stupid beard and looks like a "bit of a too...

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Neighborhood Snitches, Nosy Neighbors & Anonymous Tipsters Possess Same Gene As Nazi Collaborators

Funny story: Neighborhood Snitches, Nosy Neighbors & Anonymous Tipsters Possess Same Gene As Nazi Collaborators

So called 'snoops', who contact city officials regarding code violations, minor infringements against city ordinances, complain about one off parties and call the police at the first sign of an ethnic minority in their vicinity have the same gene, ac...

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Brad Pitt Has Brain Removed To Prevent Brain Disease

Funny story: Brad Pitt Has Brain Removed To Prevent Brain Disease

Two years after his wife underwent a double mastectomy to cut her cancer risk, actress and U.N. envoy Angelina Jolie today had surgery to remove her ovaries and fallopian tubes for the same reason, she wrote in The New York Times on Tuesday. Her...

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Celebrity Paedophile, ***** *******, Fucking Hates ******, ****** & ******** Cunts

Funny story: Celebrity Paedophile, ***** *******, Fucking Hates ******, ****** & ******** Cunts

Well known celebrity paedophile, child molester and closet homosexual *** ***** ******* announced today that he 'fucking hates *******, **** and ****** cunts' and that if he had his way everyone would be allowed to have ****** and the right to burn d...

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Atheist Writer Abandons Atheism. Looks For ANY Religion After Realizing Majority of Atheists Actually Morons

Funny story: Atheist Writer Abandons Atheism. Looks For ANY Religion After Realizing Majority of Atheists Actually Morons

A Florida author has vowed to abandon atheism and find religion after realizing that many of his fellow atheists are complete and utter morons. Duncan Whitehead of Miami, author of several badly edited, self-published pieces of 'drivel' and well k...

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Man Threatens To Call Police After Claiming Someone Stole His 'Joke'

Funny story: Man Threatens To Call Police After Claiming Someone Stole His 'Joke'

A prolific tweeter and self styled comedy guru/genius has began taking medication to help him sleep after spending countless nights wide awake and worrying that someone may steal one of his twitter jokes; which he didn't write in the first place.

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Twitter Fury After Man Calls Leonard Nimoy One Trick Pony. Which He Was. There, I Said It.

Funny story: Twitter Fury After Man Calls Leonard Nimoy One Trick Pony. Which He Was. There, I Said It.

Fans of Star Wars actor Leonard Nimoy who was buried in Los Angeles in a small, private funeral on Sunday are said to be enraged after one man dared to call the actor "a one trick pony". Nimoy, 83, who died on Friday of chronic obstructive pulmon...

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Jihadi John Says Dress is White and Gold

Funny story: Jihadi John Says Dress is White and Gold

"Jihadi John" or Mohammed Emwazi, a west London man believed to be an ISIS militant - and chief executioner - has waded mask first into the "is this dress gold and white or is it blue and black?" melee by declaring that the dress is 'definitely'white...

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Allison Williams: "My Dad Did Not Lie - Have More Respect For The Man Who Invented Dinosaurs"

Funny story: Allison Williams: "My Dad Did Not Lie - Have More Respect For The Man Who Invented Dinosaurs"

Allison Williams has spoken out in defense of her NBC Nightly News anchor dad Brian Williams who has been suspended from work without pay for being a liar. During a Q&A with Seth Meyers at New York's 92Y, the Peter Pan actress spoke out about...

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Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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