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Trump Overturns Law of Evolution

Funny story: Trump Overturns Law of Evolution

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump tweeted at 4:10 a.m. that he was issuing an executive order banning evolution. In an interview later this morning Trump explained his latest deviation. "I don't know if people realize, but this goes against what the...

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Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

Funny story: Obama Portraits Are Sending Messages to Alpha Centauri

Two fringe groups and a deranged scientist are all claiming that the Obama's official White House portraits are being used to send messages to the next galaxy, possibly giving an all clear for an alien invasion. "Maybe that's not what is happening...

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Kim Jong-Un Will Host Post-Olympics Banquet in North Korea

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Will Host Post-Olympics Banquet in North Korea

Seoul, South Korea Kim Jong-Un, dictator of North Korea, has taken the opportunity to take advantage of the comradie of the Winter Olympics. His representatives announced that a huge banquet will be served to celebrate the kinship of the Two Koreas.

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South Korea Makes Agreement with Kim Jong-Un For Him to Not Compete or Appear at Winter Olympics

Funny story: South Korea Makes Agreement with Kim Jong-Un For Him to Not Compete or Appear at Winter Olympics

Seoul, South Korea Recalling what a great athlete his father was, the South Koreans have promised the North Koreans to let them join with the South Koreans in their parades, pageants, and other ceremonies, if Kim Jong-Un promises not to compete. In h...

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Trump Will Sign Executive Order Removing Math and Science Classes From Schools

Funny story: Trump Will Sign Executive Order Removing Math and Science Classes From Schools

Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump gave a speech on the golf course today and talked about how he will help safeguard the "future of America." Trump said, "I am tired of the United States coming in #39 and worse in the Global Scholastic Scores. And it's because...

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Former Duchess Sarah Ferguson Will Be Given Wedding Invitation to Harry's Wedding if She Promises to Stop Tweeting

Funny story: Former Duchess Sarah Ferguson Will Be Given Wedding Invitation to Harry's Wedding if She Promises to Stop Tweeting

Buckingam Palace The former wife of Prince Andrew, Sarah Ferguson, signed an agreement today with Buckingham Palace regarding the conditions she agrees to follow if allowed to attend royal weddings. The first point was that Sarah must avoid Prince...

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Trump Has Indicated His Desire to Take His Military Parade Across the U.S.

Funny story: Trump Has Indicated His Desire to Take His Military Parade Across the U.S.

Mar-A-Lago, FL Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced for Donald Trump today that President Trump has begun planning a military parade to go across the United States. She said that the President wants to go with it from town to town, and speak in aircraft...

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Bill Cosby, Although Blind, Returns to Touring

Funny story: Bill Cosby, Although Blind, Returns to Touring

Cheltenham, Pennsylvania. Bill Cosby'held a press conference and announced that he would not let his blindness stop him from going on tour. After he thought the cameras were off, he ordered his staff around and belittled them in front of the reporter...

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L. Ron Clubcard Returns to Earth from Target Two

Funny story: L. Ron Clubcard Returns to Earth from Target Two

Clearwater, FL L. Ron Clubcard, famed Sci-Fi Writer and cult founder, has fulfilled his promise to return to Earth.He gave his first interview and answered all the questions about why he was back, was he going to write more long-winded science fictio...

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Trump Will Send Video of Answers to Mueller's Questions-The Ones Trump THINKS He Should Ask

Funny story: Trump Will Send Video of Answers to Mueller's Questions-The Ones Trump THINKS He Should Ask

Washington, DC Republicans got Donald Trump to agree not to personally testify before Mueller. Knowing Trump's propensity to say the wrong thing, Republicans convinced Trump that he can put his best foot forward in a video, without having to actually...

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Church of Scamatology Will Handle Trump's 2020 Presidential Re-Election Campaign

Funny story: Church of Scamatology Will Handle Trump's 2020 Presidential Re-Election Campaign

Trump campaign officials are explaining to the press the reason why the controversial Church of Scamatology would be heading the campaign to re-elect President Trump in 2020. "There have been a lot of questions as to why we have hired the Church o...

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Trump Cozies Up to Kim Jong-Un After He Hears About His Pleasure Squads

Funny story: Trump Cozies Up to Kim Jong-Un After He Hears About His Pleasure Squads

Maralago, Florida Donald Trump was recently caught using improper funds to provide payments to a porn star he had relations with. And since then, since he has had no repercussions, he has been very open about asking about strange sex. Trump has...

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Prince Harry Pranks Donald Trump

Funny story: Prince Harry Pranks Donald Trump

Kensington Palace, London Prince Harry called President Trump over the secret, red phone diplomatic line and convinced Trump that he was North Korea's Kim Jong-Un and that he could see everything Trump was doing. "Hello Donnie! This is your old pa...

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Trump Thought 'Fire and Fury' Author Was White House Butler

Funny story: Trump Thought 'Fire and Fury' Author Was White House Butler

Miralamo, FL "President" Donald Trump has belatedly admitted to having met Michael Wolff, the man who spent over a year at the White House writing a book and who personally interviewed Trump for over three hours. Donald explained: "I thought I had...

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Trump's Miracle Bone Spur Cure

Funny story: Trump's Miracle Bone Spur Cure

Mar-A-Lago, FL Doctors remarked about Trump's extraordinary good luck in having a full recovery from the bone spurs that kept him out of the service. "It's truly a miracle" said the head doctor. "He was able to play football, tennis, golf and squa...

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Trump Sneaks in an Executive Order Putting His Face on the $100 Dollar Bill and Plans on Charging Royalties

Funny story: Trump Sneaks in an Executive Order Putting His Face on the $100 Dollar Bill and Plans on Charging Royalties

Mar-A-Lago, FL U.S. Secretary of the Treasury Steven Mnuchin was shocked when he went to inspect the new $100 bills and saw Trump's picture on them! But Mnuchin was even more shocked when he realized that Trump claimed he had the right to take a...

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Mugabe No Longer Dictator in Zimbabwe After Military Tricks Him

Funny story: Mugabe No Longer Dictator in Zimbabwe After Military Tricks Him

Harare, Zimbabwe The Zimbabwe Military recently took over governing the country from the 93-year-old Mugabe. "I'm surprised it took us so long" said General Agreement. "I mean, the guy is 93-years-old. How tough could it be?" "What we did was...

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Prince William and Prince Harry Gear Up for Hollywood Stardom

Funny story: Prince William and Prince Harry Gear Up for Hollywood Stardom

Buckingham Palace, London Buckingham Palace announced today that, right after playing Storm Troopers in the Star Wars movie, the Royal Brothers had so much fun that they're now going to make a side-career of movies. Some of the movies they are intere...

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Breaking news…

Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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