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Funny story: Trump and Kim Jong-Un Compare Dick Sizes

Trump and Kim Jong-Un Compare Dick Sizes

In a contest guaranteed to have no winners, Trump challenged North Korea with fire and fury, which North Korea's Kim Jong-Un followed up with references as to how close North Korea is to Guam. Guam has been put on Red Alert, while Trump's consulta...
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Funny story: Trump Promises Cheap Accidental Death Insurance to the 22 Million Cut Off Under His Proposed Health Plan

Trump Promises Cheap Accidental Death Insurance to the 22 Million Cut Off Under His Proposed Health Plan

Washington, D.C. "I'm telling you," said Trump. "This is a real good deal. I've gotten one of the companies I own to offer accidental death insurance at a FANTASTIC rate to anyone who has lost their health insurance!" "This is really a once-in-a-l...
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Funny story: O.J. Simpson Will Be the New Secretary of Commerce

O.J. Simpson Will Be the New Secretary of Commerce

Washington, DC Trump's new Secretary of Commerce will be O.J. Simpson announced the new White House Press Secretary. "President Trump feels that O.J. has had a lot of commerce experience, what with his running through the airports for Hertz, and...
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Funny story: North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un Confesses About Missing Wife

North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un Confesses About Missing Wife

Pyongyang, North Korea Speculation about the missing spouse of portly North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un finally lead to a statement from Kim's public relations office. "Mr. Kim says that he was very sorry, especially since he knows how much the co...
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Funny story: Trump Denounces Science, Announces New 'Age of Superstition'

Trump Denounces Science, Announces New 'Age of Superstition'

Washington, DC President Donald Trump, in an obvious bid to create news that will take America's attention off the Trump Family Russian Investigation, denounced science again today. In a prepared statement delivered to the press by his new press secr...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Chastises Kim Jong-Un

Kim Kardashian Chastises Kim Jong-Un

Los Angeles, CA Kim Kardashian released statements regarding namesake North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un. "Now, this Kim from Korea, he had plenty of time after his Daddy died to pick a name other than Kim because a quick look at the TV or Internet...
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Funny story: Trump Continues to Create Fake News to Obscure Russian Investigation

Trump Continues to Create Fake News to Obscure Russian Investigation

Washington, DC President Trump continues to make news that is obviously intended to obscure the negative results reported by the investigation. "The transgender in the military ruling" is an obvious smokescreen. Trump will do and say anything to g...
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Funny story: O.J. Says He Doesn't Care About His Old Trophies Anymore Because He's Going to Win New Ones

O.J. Says He Doesn't Care About His Old Trophies Anymore Because He's Going to Win New Ones

Lovelock Correctional Center, Lovelock, Nevada Newly paroled convict O.J. Simpson, winner of the Heisman Trophy and other sporting awards, told reporters about how it no longer bothers him if people buy and sell his old trophies. Simpson has spent ni...
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Funny story: Trump Chastises Spicer for Being a Quitter

Trump Chastises Spicer for Being a Quitter

Washington, DC Trump tweeted in the early morning hours that Sean Spicer went about quitting all wrong. "I wanted to be able to plan it out. He would take the blame for getting something wrong a few more times and then I would show up, live on TV,...
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Funny story: Melissa McCarthy Blames Sean Spicer for Loss of "Sweet Gig"

Melissa McCarthy Blames Sean Spicer for Loss of "Sweet Gig"

Los Angeles, CA Melissa McCarthy's press agent released a statement today blaming Sean Spicer for the loss of her job. "If that twerp had given me just a little advance notice before he quit, I might have been able to arrange a new gig. But this o...
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Funny story: President Trump Wants to Meet With the Queen About "Breakfast"

President Trump Wants to Meet With the Queen About "Breakfast"

Washington, DC President Donald Trump, after hearing something about Brexit on Fox News, immediately began tweeting. "I would like to meet with Queen Elizabeth to warn her about getting out of breakfast. It is not a good idea for Britons and if yo...
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Funny story: O.J. Simpson Wants to Return to Playing Football When Released From Prison

O.J. Simpson Wants to Return to Playing Football When Released From Prison

Lovelock, NV O.J. Simpson, Heisman Trophy winner and double murderer, said he wants to return to football and add to some of his running back statistics. "I know I've screwed up a lot and so that's why I think it would be good for me to get back t...
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Funny story: Bill Cosby Trial Changed Furniture Around During Proceedings

Bill Cosby Trial Changed Furniture Around During Proceedings

Pittsburgh, PA Courtroom clerics and bailiffs admit they would move the furniture around every day during the Cosby trial. "We wanted to test and see if he was really blind. And it seems like he found his seat every day without any problems!" spo...
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Funny story: Trump Says All Health Insurance Is Just a Scam

Trump Says All Health Insurance Is Just a Scam

Trump Tower, New York, NY Reacting to his attempts to repeal Obamacare, Trump spoke his mind on health insurance. "It's very expensive, and what does it actually do? Makes money for doctors and nurses. They are the ones taking all the money. Unles...
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Funny story: Trump Tries to Fire All the Democrats in Congress

Trump Tries to Fire All the Democrats in Congress

White House, Washington, DC Donald Trump was visibly mad when he was informed that the Constitution didn't allow him to fire Congressman and Senators. "That is one thing that needs to be changed in the Constitution. The President should be able t...
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Funny story: Scientists Work On Brain-Ray to Cure Trump

Scientists Work On Brain-Ray to Cure Trump

Science Town, USA Ever since Trump took office, a secret organization, the Scientists for Sanity, have been working on a brain ray for Trump. "We knew right away that there was something seriously wrong with Trump the moment he started campaignin...
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Funny story: Trump Takes Ball and Goes Home at the NATO Conference

Trump Takes Ball and Goes Home at the NATO Conference

Geneva, Switzerland President Donald Trump of the United States attended a NATO Conference and, in his daughter Ivanka's opinion, looked very presidential. Trump was criticized for pushing fellow attendees out of the way to be in front, but Ivan...
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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Waterboarded by Secret Service

Kathy Griffin Waterboarded by Secret Service

Some Unknown, Very Dark Location Kathy Griffin, who had a video shot of her holding the severed head of Donald Trump, has been located, somewhat. The "Secret Service," who guard the President, have confirmed that she has been taken to a secret locat...
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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