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Funny story: Trump Wants to Meet With Queen About How to Become Royal

Trump Wants to Meet With Queen About How to Become Royal

Mar-A-Lago, FL Trump tweeted today that he is having his staff try to arrange a visit with the Queen. Although previous inquiries have been ignored, Trump is certain she will respond this time due to the important cause of his visit. "I wish to co...
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Funny story: Trump Threatens to Nuke FBI Headquarters if They Don't Lay Off the Russian Investigation

Trump Threatens to Nuke FBI Headquarters if They Don't Lay Off the Russian Investigation

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump insinuated that if the FBI and the fake news press wanted to see him start a nuclear war with North Korea, that they should just keep up the phoney Russian investigation. "I already gave them the perpretator of the w...
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Funny story: Trump Says FBI is Accusing Him in the Russian Scandal Because They Know He's Distracted by Daughter Tiffany's Birthday

Trump Says FBI is Accusing Him in the Russian Scandal Because They Know He's Distracted by Daughter Tiffany's Birthday

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump tweeted over 180 times, a new Twitter record. The tweets were primarialy about how the government is persecuting Trump as even people from his own party are quitting in protest of his actions. Trump tweeted th...
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Funny story: Bill Cosby's Fat Albert to Return to Network TV as a Secret Sexual Predator

Bill Cosby's Fat Albert to Return to Network TV as a Secret Sexual Predator

Network officials announced that the popular cartoon character of 40 years ago, Fat Albert, will be returning to the small screen. In his previous incarnations, Fat Albert was mainly just an obese, untidy, ill-mannered buffoon, but in the new cart...
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Funny story: Trump Assigns Jered Kushner Job of Finding Out How to Control the Weather

Trump Assigns Jered Kushner Job of Finding Out How to Control the Weather

Mar-A-Lago, Florida Trump's son-in-law and chief competition for the affection of his daughter Ivanka, Jared Kushner, has been assigned the task of finding out how to control the weather. This is added to Jared's other tasks including Middle Ea...
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Funny story: Trump Will Send Tiffany and Eric Trump to North Korea to Negotiate with Kim Jong Un

Trump Will Send Tiffany and Eric Trump to North Korea to Negotiate with Kim Jong Un

Mar-A-Lago, Florida President Trump commented from his golf course in Florida that he was too busy to try and solve the "North Korea" problem himself, but that he was sending his two wonderful children, Brittany and Barry, to work things out with Ro...
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Funny story: Eminem and Kid Rock Battle!

Eminem and Kid Rock Battle!

Rapper Eminem and Rap Clown Kid Rock, both from the state of Michigan, are on opposite ends of the political cycle. Kid Rock has visited Trump in the White House and Eminem has released a scathing vivisection of Trump in a new rap. Eminem challeng...
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Funny story: Scientists Announce that Trump is Good for the Mood of the Country

Scientists Announce that Trump is Good for the Mood of the Country

Science Town, USA Although Trump seems to be an enemy of science, denying global warming, etc., social scientists tracking the mood of the country announced that Trump is good for the country, although he seems to be making lots of wrong moves, resul...
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Funny story: Under Trump Tax Plan, the Rich Will Get Tax Cuts and the Middle Class Will Get Snack Vouchers

Under Trump Tax Plan, the Rich Will Get Tax Cuts and the Middle Class Will Get Snack Vouchers

Washington, DC In his heavily-promoted tax plan, Trump trumpeted how the middle class would be overwhelmed by the various snack vouchers they would get under the new tax plan. "I'm telling you, the middle class will totally freak out when they se...
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Funny story: Trump Lets Slip that He Won't Help Puerto Rico After Hurricane Maria Because There Are Too Many Puerto Ricans There.

Trump Lets Slip that He Won't Help Puerto Rico After Hurricane Maria Because There Are Too Many Puerto Ricans There.

Washington, DC Carmen Cruz, the mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico, the largest city and capital city of the island, recently chastised Trump and the federal government for their slow response to the Hurricane Maria tragedy that devastated Puerto Rico. W...
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Funny story: Trump Refuses to Criticize Recent Hurricanes, Saying "There are Good Storms and Bad Storms"

Trump Refuses to Criticize Recent Hurricanes, Saying "There are Good Storms and Bad Storms"

Washington, DC Much like his reaction to the White Supremacists in Charlottesville, Trump refused to say anything negative about Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, Jose, Kaita, and Maria, speculating how he was not qualified to call a storm "good" or "bad."...
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Funny story: International Union of Clowns Awards Donald Trump Lifetime Membership

International Union of Clowns Awards Donald Trump Lifetime Membership

The International Union of Clowns, after having their convention that they all rode to in one tiny car, announced that they would be awarding Predident Donald Trump a lifetime membership in the prestigious clown union. "We feel that no one has hel...
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Funny story: Trump Punishes NFL By Disinviting Stephen Curry to White House

Trump Punishes NFL By Disinviting Stephen Curry to White House

Washington, DC Trump went on Twitter and non-Twitter tirades Monday as he criticized everybody in the NFL, as well as anyone who watches the NFL, for players like Stephen Curry speculating on whether they want to even go to the White House, since it...
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Funny story: "President Trump Fixes Earth" is #1 Show in the Alpha Centauri Galaxy

"President Trump Fixes Earth" is #1 Show in the Alpha Centauri Galaxy

Washington, DC President Donald Trump was recently visited by a spaceship fron Alpha Centauri, to give him the Galaxy Award, an award to the top entertainment show in the (Alpha Centauri) galaxy. "Our people cannot get enough of the crazy Trump ad...
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Funny story: Elizabeth Floss Reveals Scamatologists Required to Use the F Bomb and Other Foul Language

Elizabeth Floss Reveals Scamatologists Required to Use the F Bomb and Other Foul Language

Hollyweed, CA Emmy winner Elizabeth Floss, who is a member of the Cherch of Scamatology, revealed that it is a requirement that all True Believers of the Xenu Story must use at, the minimun, at least one curse word per fifty extemporaneous words spok...
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Funny story: Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Hurricanes and Earthquakes

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Hurricanes and Earthquakes

Washington, DC "I got tired of all these disasters upstaging me and getting all the press. It was time SOMEBODY stood up and did something about all these hurricanes and earthquakes EVERY YEAR! Well, now it will be illegal for that to happen. TAKE TH...
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Funny story: Eleven-Year Old Boy Who Mowed White House Lawn Opens Up About Trump

Eleven-Year Old Boy Who Mowed White House Lawn Opens Up About Trump

Washington, DC A young sixth-grade boy, Frank Guacamole, who wrote to the President and asked if he could mow the White House lawn. Trump answered and said he could and got a big news story out of it. While mowing the lawn, Frank was followed by T...
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Funny story: Trump Promises to Split the Planet Mars With Russia

Trump Promises to Split the Planet Mars With Russia

Washington, DC President Trump held a press conference and announced plans for a manned flight to Mars. "People keep telling me to go to Mars and so we will!" said Trump. Although the first passengers we had in mind refuse to go-Obama and Hillar...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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