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US Navy surveillance off North Korea deciphers mysterious audio from Pyongyang

Funny story: US Navy surveillance off North Korea deciphers mysterious audio from Pyongyang

Specialists aboard an aircraft carrier off the coast of North Korea have broken through what appears to be secret code used in Kim Jong Un territory. Commanded by Admiral J. “Caesar” Whittlebane, the carrier’s crew was deeply shocked recently when...

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Vice President Pence’s encounter with Kim Yo Jung remains on high alert

Funny story: Vice President Pence’s encounter with Kim Yo Jung remains on high alert

Mystery continues to surround Mr. Pence’s relationship with Ms. Kim (although Mrs. Pence objects to the term “relationship.”) Analysts suggest the root of the problem lies in both parties being lodged at the same quarters, The Fourview Hotel in Py...

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Valerie Thighborg claims Julian Assange has disappeared from the embassy

Funny story: Valerie Thighborg claims Julian Assange has disappeared from the embassy

Last night former assistant prosecutor from Sweden, Ms. Valerie Thighborg, arrived in London to once again visit with Mr. Assange. This week Judge Arbuthnot ruled Mr. Assange’s legal situation must remain unchanged. No longer with the prosecuto...

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Sir John Falstaff Society steps forward on Assange case

Funny story: Sir John Falstaff Society steps forward on Assange case

Yesterday UK Judge Emma Arbuthnot upheld the arrest warrant on Julian Assange. “I am not persuaded the warrant should be withdrawn,” she said. In response, England’s Sir John Falstaff Society has held a news conference. Mr. Assange was ar...

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Song and Dance Ensemble plus Chorale respond to Representative Nunes FISA memo

Funny story: Song and Dance Ensemble plus Chorale respond to Representative Nunes FISA memo

Following release of the FISA memo last Friday, the investigative arms of the American Government are reported aghast. Agents of the FBI and DOJ were observed reeling toward the locker room over the weekend. Additionally, MSM members as with Th...

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Representative Schiff to release new memo: “Commies commies everywhere . . .”

Funny story: Representative Schiff to release new memo: “Commies commies everywhere . . .”

Today we learn that Mr. Adam Schiff (D) spent last night analyzing, scouring, writing, and formulating a new and “ultimate” memo response. This very hot new memo will assure all citizens that FBI and DOJ performance leading to “Russia-gate” is ho...

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Intell departments and reps step forward to claim FISA memo = “nothing burger”

Funny story: Intell departments and reps step forward to claim FISA memo = “nothing burger”

Dry bun, stale, no mayonaisse, no sauces, no sesame seeds, no bacon, no cheese, no onion, no pickle, and one thin slice of meat. This = the resounding judgment on the FISA memo released today. Senator McCain has joined in. This burger is so “no...

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Clinical study on length and potency vs Rocket Man ordered up with follow-up at UN Security Council

Funny story: Clinical study on length and potency vs Rocket Man ordered up with follow-up at UN Security Council

Advisors to the President, Ms. Haley among them, have come forward to suggest Mr. Trump settle any lingering doubts on matters related to overall potency in running The Oval Office. The rumor that Mr. Trump has small hands needs putting into persp...

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Japanese prime minister falls down in sand trap after nineteen second handshake with Trump

Funny story: Japanese prime minister falls down in sand trap after nineteen second handshake with Trump

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been photographed in a prolonged handshake with President Trump--followed by falling into a sand trap when the two played golf accompanied by an assortment of aides and press. Mr. Abe is not sure that the rec...

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Donald Junior and Veselnitskaya case to get "Smoking Bun 2017" Award

Funny story: Donald Junior and Veselnitskaya case to get "Smoking Bun 2017" Award

In response to the latest deviltry committed by the Kremlin to put its stooge Donald Trump into the presidency, Donald Junior now stands acquitted. True, he was caught red-faced for being enthused that dirt might be available on Hillary Clinton, f...

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Comey flees to Russia meets Snowden at Sheremetyeov Airport

Funny story: Comey flees to Russia meets Snowden at Sheremetyeov Airport

Following President Putin's suggestion that Mr. Comey may wish to seek asylum in Russia, former FBI Director James Comey has fled the country. On the way he was able to tweet a response to Putin: "He's right! I did the same thing as Snowden!" T...

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He's done you can stick a fork in him at 2-1 odds reason for Trump foreign tour

Funny story: He's done you can stick a fork in him at 2-1 odds reason for Trump foreign tour

Odds-makers across the continents now have Mr. Trump out of the office by the end of the year at 2-1. According to a White House insider Mr. Trump was impatient to get away on his trip to more hospitable company abroad, to talk international relat...

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Swedish prosecutor's office sends Valerie Thighborg to conduct Assange to new hiding place

Funny story: Swedish prosecutor's office sends Valerie Thighborg to conduct Assange to new hiding place

With cancellation of the arrest warrant for Julian Assange by Swedish prosecutors, a new turn in the case is currently developing. This means the rape charge held for the past seven years has turned out as nothing but leverage for a political caus...

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Special prosecutor Arnold Buggerovski appointed to Trump investigation

Funny story: Special prosecutor Arnold Buggerovski appointed to Trump investigation

Mr. Arnold Walker Buggerovski has been appointed special prosecutor to investigate Mr. Trump's alleged ties to Russian influence in the recent election, plus other matters. Despite Russian ancestry, Mr. Buggerovski has had a nearly saintly career...

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Trump's right thumb disease may lead to its removal

Funny story: Trump's right thumb disease may lead to its removal

The White House has disclosed Mr. Trump has a problem with his right thumb, which may require extirpation and replacement. A specialist in thumb and middle finger replacement, Dr. Richard Milhous Severing, has laid out the problem as "peculiar for...

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Comey on the run toward the Canadian border

Funny story: Comey on the run toward the Canadian border

Recently fired FBI Director James Comey's affairs have gone from bad to worse, and he is now on the road somewhere between Washington and the Canadian border. Mr. Trump has said he feels obligated to release the contents of private talks with Mr.

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White House retracts press release: "He's done. You can stick a fork in him"

Funny story: White House retracts press release: "He's done. You can stick a fork in him"

Mr. Spicer has today hastened to clarify that the Press Release yesterday did not come from Mr. Trump or his associates. This release went viral across social media, the world's press, mainstream print and television coverage, and even remote area...

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Russian embassy robo response brings out additional button options

Funny story: Russian embassy robo response brings out additional button options

As reported earlier today by Zero Hedge, in tribute to April 1 and the joke's on you, a new automatic answering service to Russian embassy services offers the following options: "You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important t...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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