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SOTU: Obama Bores The Crap Out of Almost Everyone

Funny story: SOTU: Obama Bores The Crap Out of Almost Everyone

While American viewers tuned in to watch President Obama deliver the annual State of the Union message, many others were turning a deaf ear until given the opportunity to gorge themselves on the feast of "official responses" by the disloyal and deran...

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Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Funny story: Syrian Defensive Plan Leaked to Mossad; Snowden and Manning are Yesterday's News

Corporal Moammar Bin Traash, SIGINT analyst for the Syrian Army and co-founder of the Damascus Chapter of LGBT Alliance and nephew of Tariq Al Tabouli, owner of Hassan's Hookah and Hashish Kasbah leaked the complete defensive outline of the Syrian Ar...

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The Republican National Committee approves a resolution to block CNN and NBC

Funny story: The Republican National Committee approves a resolution to block CNN and NBC

On Friday, the Republican National Commissars officially approved a resolution to ban 2016 Presidential Debate moderators employed by any media outlet that has been documented for the vigorous pursuit of truth, asking pertinent and relevant questions...

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Hostess Tells American Court Sno Balls Chance in Hell on the Heels of Hurricane Sandy

Funny story: Hostess Tells American Court Sno Balls Chance in Hell on the Heels of Hurricane Sandy

The US economy, only now beginning to recover from the devastation of Hurricane Sandy, was dealt another financial tsunami this morning when Hostess CEO, Gregory Rayburn announced that Irving Texas based Hostess has filed a motion with the U.S. Bankr...

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US Armed Services Endorse PTSD Name Change

Funny story: US Armed Services Endorse PTSD Name Change

(Washington) It has been called shell shock, battle fatigue, soldier's heart and most recently, post-traumatic stress disorder, or PTSD. Now, US military officers and psychiatrists are embroiled in a heated debate over whether to change the name of a...

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Billionaires to Build Out of This World Brothel and Casino

Funny story: Billionaires to Build Out of This World Brothel and Casino

This morning, Mikhail Prokhorov, Stanley Ho, Donald Trump and four unnamed Russian oligarchs proudly announced the formation of a new enterprise to boldly recruit lithe tubal ligated young virginal women from other galaxies to become "hostesses" on a...

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Iran Announces Further Curtailment of Crude Oil Shipments

Funny story: Iran Announces Further Curtailment of Crude Oil Shipments

(Tehran) This morning, Iranian Oil Minister Ali Oxen Free announced additional bold policy changes in response to sanctions against his country by Western nations. Following on the footsteps of Iran terminating all contracts to export crude oil to Br...

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Mississippi "Personhood" Plebiscite Rejected

Funny story: Mississippi "Personhood" Plebiscite Rejected

Jackson - In a rare and unprecedented show of moxie, Mississippi voters turned back a referendum establishing life at acquaintance, as well as denying all forms of contraception except abstinence, solitary confinement, jerkin the gherkin and spousal...

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Bank of America Backs Down From Debit Card Fees

Funny story: Bank of America Backs Down From Debit Card Fees

Bank of America spokesman Bill M. Tweed released a statement to the financial media this morning outlining the reversal of the recent bank policy of instituting a monthly fee of $5.00 to customers using debit cards. "Our customers have shared thei...

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Not Everyone Wins With Black Friday Arriving Late Thanksgiving Day

Funny story: Not Everyone Wins With Black Friday Arriving Late Thanksgiving Day

With the announcement of getting an early jump on the seasonal shopping season; Kohl's, Target and Macy's hope to kickstart "Black Friday" by opening very late in the evening on Thanksgiving, Named Black Friday because the day is a quasi benchmark fo...

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Shocking Photos of Mitt Romney Suckling the Breast of a Woman, Neither his Mother nor his Wife

Funny story: Shocking Photos of Mitt Romney Suckling the Breast of a Woman, Neither his Mother nor his Wife

Late last Friday, revealing photographs surfaced on the internet of GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney. Pictures depicting Governor Romney with his lips wrapped around the areola of a woman that is definitely not his Mother or his wife. On Mon...

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CBS Makes Announcement

Funny story: CBS Makes Announcement

This afternoon, CBS Executive producer of the hit show "Two and a Half Men" Chuck "Chaim" Lorre stunned broadcast media with the bold announcement that the show will resume filming new episodes next month. After this revelation, CBS attorney and...

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CBS Makes Announcement

Funny story: CBS Makes Announcement

(NY) This afternoon, CBS Executive producer of the hit show "Two and a Half Men" Chuck "Chaim" Lorre stunned broadcast media with the bold announcement that the show will resume filming new episodes next month. After this revelation, CBS attorney and...

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Wintery Storm forces Snatch.web to Declare Force Majeure and To Consider Bankruptcy Protection

Funny story: Wintery Storm forces Snatch.web to Declare Force Majeure and To Consider Bankruptcy Protection

Sarajevo- Janos Vaginespenilli, CEO of SNATCH.web, parent company of TITSRUS.web, GYN4FUN.web,RECTALBLISS.web and ANYTHING4PERVS.web, held a press conference to announce suspension of all payments to creditors, pending a meeting of his Board of Direc...

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Cost Reduction Measures Assumed by Texas, Oklahoma and Florida

Funny story: Cost Reduction Measures Assumed by Texas, Oklahoma and Florida

(WSU) Facing crippling financial demands and declining revenues from the ongoing global economic malaise, three states have employed s novel cost cutting measure. Texas, Oklahoma and Florida officially announced today that starting October 1st, they...

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Florida Preacher Announces New Mission

Funny story: Florida Preacher Announces New Mission

(WSU Gainesville FL) This morning, at a press conference at his Dove World Outreach Center, the controversial Extreme Right Reverend Terry Jones, proprietor of cult slave labor TS and Company, purveyor of reconditioned abandoned curbside furniture, a...

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White House Releases New Scientific Committee Whitewash Whitewater Whitepaper

Funny story: White House Releases New Scientific Committee Whitewash Whitewater Whitepaper

This morning, Dr. Claude Pangloss, Senior White House Scientific Advisor, officially released two long awaited Whitepapers on the environment. In the first report, titled "Where Did All The Oil Go;" a team of scientists, tenured bureaucrats, corpo...

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BP Formulates New Green Business Plan

Funny story: BP Formulates New Green Business Plan

This afternoon, BP CEO Tony Hayward announced a totally new green business plan for his beleaguered corporate leviathan. Displaying a plate of their new product, high octane shrimp, Hayward told the hastily assembled gathering of sailing enthusia...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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