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Spoof writer decides to call it a day!

Funny story: Spoof writer decides to call it a day!

Cheers and laughter were heard all over the Spoof HQ today, when the news broke that one of thier best loved writers was; "Calling it a day". Mr Armfeetandtoe, announced his decision to friends and fellow writers in a written statement, read out b...

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Laurie Penny: Still Standing up

Funny story: Laurie Penny: Still Standing up

Some people fold under the weight of pressure; some give in at the slightest nudge or wink. Others run screaming in the direction of away when confronted with vile churlish inane insults. Not Laurie. She walks bare feet across a desert of broken g...

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St Paul's Cathedral to become Head Office of G.A.Y. Uk

Funny story: St Paul's Cathedral to become Head Office of G.A.Y. Uk

The Archbishop of London, David Belts, has denied reports that G.A.Y UK are setting up their national office in the cathedral. When asked about the lease that was posted on the notice board. He said: "There are enough people camping it up roun...

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Football clubs banned from using the term; "On me head son!"

Funny story: Football clubs banned from using the term; "On me head son!"

Sex Discrimination loonies have pressured the government into banning this age old saying, citing it as "Anti woman". Margo Mango, of the Town Women's Action Team Service, handed in a petition signed by 20,000 Zulu women to government officials at...

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Dog Sh*t Sniffers out in force in London

Funny story: Dog Sh*t Sniffers out in force in London

The Government has unveiled its latest weapon against the rising tide of dog owners who do not pick up after their dogs have placed one on the pavement or in the park. The roll of the sniffers will be to sniff the dog turd, and using highly traine...

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London Fire Brigade Cutbacks Could lead to strike

Funny story: London Fire Brigade Cutbacks Could lead to strike

London fire fighters were sent a memo yesterday stating that every fire officer must consume two litres of water before going on duty. They will also be required to drink a further three litres of water when on duty at their stations. The memo said t...

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John Terry finally apologises?

Funny story: John Terry finally apologises?

John Terry came forward today to make an apologetic statement regarding the race row that has torn football apart. "I am deeply sorry, for the upset I have caused over the alleged racial comments I might, or might not have made. My conduct has cau...

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Government bring in tax on Gay Men

Funny story: Government bring in tax on Gay Men

Chancellor George Osboring has put forward plans to tax Gay men. His new stealth tax will be brought into force in the next tax year without a commons vote. Mr Osboring said; "Gay men spend far to much money on curtains cushions rugs piercings and...

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New Raincoat invented for flashers

Funny story: New Raincoat invented for flashers

Mr Hangie Oot, from Scotland, has invented a raincoat for men that enjoy flashing at the general public. His invention will make life much easier for the men in macks. Mr Oot explained the innovation to The Spoof. "Nay mere, will the flasher ha...

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Undead United beat Zombie FC in local derby

Funny story: Undead United beat Zombie FC in local derby

Undead United 94 Zombie FC 0 - Spoof sports reporter, SKOOB1999, managed to speak to United Manager, Davey Locker, before he went back into the freezer. SKOOB: "You have won by a comfortable margin, was it your tactics"? Locker: "No, every...

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Armed robbers caught putting money into bank

Funny story: Armed robbers caught putting money into bank

A gang of robbers, stormed the Bank of England yesterday, and demanded staff deposit thirty billion Euros into its safes. Brandishing sawn off water pistols and stink bombs, the gang burst into the foyer of the bank, squirting customers and securi...

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Libyan Paratroopers refuse to jump!

Funny story: Libyan Paratroopers refuse to jump!

Major Mehmet Mehmet, of the Libyan Peoples Popular Front Army, has denied claims his troops refused to jump from thier aircraft into the battle zone. It was reported, that the 200 strong platoon, trained by the Elite, Libyan Womens Peoples Popular fe...

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Durex make worlds smallest condom!

Funny story: Durex make worlds smallest condom!

Scientists at the worlds leading prophylactic factory have been working night and day to produce a condom that will fit the smallest penis known to mankind. The project has been kept under wraps for many years and has only come to light after an...

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Woman sues NHS Surgeons

Funny story: Woman sues NHS Surgeons

Ms Penny Arcade arrived outside the Law Courts in the Strand today with an army of Lawyers. She looked confident and did not show any signs of emotion as she walked through the imposing court doors. Lawyers for Ms Arcade claim their client has su...

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Viewer sues BBC Directors

Funny story: Viewer sues BBC Directors

Mr Philip Advert will find out today if his high court case against the BBC has been a success. Mr Advert took the company to the court in the Strand as part of a protest against their viewer policy. Lawyers for Mr Advert claim their client was so...

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Soldier sues Military top brass

Funny story: Soldier sues Military top brass

A young soldier will make history today. He is taking the British Army to the law courts in the Strand, where he will claim they made his life a misery, and abused his human rights. Top military lawyer, Colonel Stan Down, says the army are not to...

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Deaf man sues Sat Nav company

Funny story: Deaf man sues Sat Nav company

Mr Ernie Anvil took the stand today at the High court in the Strand. This 43 year old deaf man, is suing sat nav giant, TimTim in a unique case that could see the company hit with multiple lawsuits. Mr Anvil claims, that due to the nature of his d...

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Libya says it will not invade Great Britain

Funny story: Libya says it will not invade Great Britain

Military leaders in Libya, have given David Cameron an assurance that they will not invade our country despite the awkward situation between the two nations. Major Fizal Meazales of the Libyan peoples military front, was hoping the statement would pu...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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