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President Obama Says He Is Tired Of All This Bad Weather And Plans To Vacation Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Funny story: President Obama Says He Is Tired Of All This Bad Weather And Plans To Vacation Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Last weekend it was an ornery lady named Irene who lashed out at the East Coast. This weekend another bitch named Katia looks like she may be following in Hurricane Irene's footsteps, at least according to all of the U.S. Weather S...

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Beaver Mates With Pussy

Funny story: Beaver Mates With Pussy

Beaver Dam ME: Two University of Maine biologists, while on a vacation camping trip at Beaver Dam, have made an astounding discovery. The scientists found that a beaver has mated with a pussy. The campground located at Beaver Dam offers family fri...

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President Obama Unveils Latest Plan to Resolve the US Debt Crisis

Funny story: President Obama Unveils Latest Plan to Resolve the US Debt Crisis

Washington DC: The White House released a draft of President Obama's latest plan to resolve the US Debt Crisis. It was written on the back of a napkin bearing the logo Blue Heron Farm, Martha's Vineyard MA. The president consulted with FED Chairma...

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Senate bans summer vacations for all Americans

Funny story: Senate bans summer vacations for all Americans

Washington, DC - "If we Senators have to miss out on our summer vacations, then everyone is going to miss out on their summer vacations." Those angry words came from Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, as he gaveled home a law which prohibits Amer...

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Local Man in Hayfever Scare

Funny story: Local Man in Hayfever Scare

Local Man, and Seasonal Hayfever Sufferer, Seaton Carew Today Nearly Became the victim of a potentially day-changing health scare. Carew, 41 and currently on holiday in Egypt, woke in his hotel bed to the sounds of fake lawn mowers cutting the fak...

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IMF Head Discovers 'Rikers Island' Is Not Plush Co-op Apartment in the Hamptons!

Funny story: IMF Head Discovers 'Rikers Island' Is Not Plush Co-op Apartment in the Hamptons!

Temporarily 'indisposed' IMF head Strauss-Kahn (DSK) is said to be shocked, dazed and confused after finding out Rikers Island was not the day spa in the Hamptons where he would be waited on hand and foot at the government's expense. Checking his...

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Government Crackdown on Children's Holidays!

Funny story: Government Crackdown on Children's Holidays!

Since 2002 when it became illegal for parents to take their children on holiday during school term time the government estimate some 46% of British parents have broken that law. In theory parents risk being fined up to £2500 for committing the offen...

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Obama to Order 80,000 US Troops on Mediterranean Sea Vacation

Funny story: Obama to Order 80,000 US Troops on Mediterranean Sea Vacation

WASHINGTON, DC - Sometime in March, thousands of USMC troops from Camp Lejeune, North Carolina received orders from Obama to deploy to the Mediterranean, while Congress remained unaware of the President's use of American soldiers. President Obama:...

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Holidays: Space Tourism Just Round The Corner Say Travellers

Funny story: Holidays: Space Tourism Just Round The Corner Say Travellers

Holidaymakers expect to be able to take excursions in space within nine years. According to a survey by online travel agent sunshinehols.web 11 per cent of respondents believe it will be possible to take a holiday on the moon by 2010. Some 22 cent...

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Another Obama Slippery Slope: Vail Forced to Shut Down Ski Resort so Michelle & Friends Can Go Tubing!

Funny story: Another Obama Slippery Slope: Vail Forced to Shut Down Ski Resort so Michelle & Friends Can Go Tubing!

Offering yet another death blow to the American Economy, Michelle Obama's President's Day visit to Vail caused the resort to shut all three of its runs for security, leaving one open for Michelle & Friends to go 'Tubing' down the Bunny Tail witho...

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Travel Agency Announces Cheap Vacations to Egypt

Funny story: Travel Agency Announces Cheap Vacations to Egypt

Renowned travel agents Tom Chef Travel, in an attempt to salvage the Egyptian tourist season, is offering myriad inducements to the travelling public. Representative, Sir Gitalong Arsewipe, announced that starting tomorrow a one-week vacation to...

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How To Avoid being Eaten By SHARKS While on Spring Vacation!

Funny story: How To Avoid being Eaten By SHARKS While on Spring Vacation!

GAINESVILLE, FL - This time of year college students start putting away their books and start planning for Spring Vacation, once again only weeks away. This annual rite of passage means making new friends and non-stop partying. And as their parents v...

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Obama's $200,000,000 Per/Day Vacation Does Not Include 20% Gratuities

Funny story: Obama's $200,000,000 Per/Day Vacation Does Not Include 20% Gratuities

Today President Obama and 2000 of his closest friends embark on a working vacation trip to the Far East. Upon arriving in Mumbai, he and his entourage will stay at the 5 star Taj Mahal Palace where rooms start at $400-$500 per night. With Ameri...

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America gets new public holidays

Funny story: America gets new public holidays

"American public holidays are outdated and need to be modernised for today's America!" So proclaimed Barack Obama in a televised conference earlier this afternoon. The brand new move from the Nobel Peace Award Winner comes after Obama wanted to...

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Federal Government Employees Get Day Off

Funny story: Federal Government Employees Get Day Off

WASHINGTON, DC - White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced today that all federal government employees will be given today off to recover from the Hurricane Earl threat. "The magnitude of the threat caused grave concern for our family of...

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Kent Man Sues Tommy Cooke For 'Ruined Holiday'

Funny story: Kent Man Sues Tommy Cooke For 'Ruined Holiday'

A major holiday company is being sued by a holidaymaker from Kent, due to an alleged misleading advertisement for a family holiday, in it's brochure. Peter Biddle, 38, took his family to Crete for a week in July, and had what he describes as 'the...

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Don't go on vacation!

Funny story: Don't go on vacation!

Don't go on vacation if you are serious about being a writer belonging to The Spoof...or even loosely connected therewith, forthwith or even forsooth. There are many reasons for not going on vacation, unless you are able to take along your laptop computer and your 'undying' enthusiasm to be somewhat creative in a literacy capacity whilst being surrounded by folk who mock you and ridicule your e...

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Trials of a Down East Vacation

Funny story: Trials of a Down East Vacation

Reporting from the State of Maine. To get to Maine from Boston you must drive north on interstate 95. On the way stop in New Hampshire and pick up some bargain liquor. At least it seems to be bargain liquor prices until you add in the road tolls that subsidize the State Liquor Store. It may end up costing the same as at home, but you will be stocked up for the stay. In the interest of ke...

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