After a severe pile up on the M25 last week, emergency legislation is being rushed through parliament to force the installation of privacy glass on all football supporters' coaches.
"We were lucky this time," said Transport Minister, Hilary Dale.
Advances in GPS technology in recent months have meant that SatNavs can now tell when a driver is starting to become drowsy at the wheel and will talk to the driver more.
"It grew out of lane assist," said Thomas Thompson, map co-ordinater for a r...
Mr. Bean has been involved in a car crash, but it wasn't in his mini, in fact it was in his secret Mclaren F1 car, which he only drives whilst disguised as Rowan Atkinson.
He was speeding along a country road in Cambridgeshire, UK, when his favour...
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Google has announced that it is ready to test its cars on the new intersections, but wishes to do so without humans on board.
Government spokesman Mr. Phil Resastum of NAAATT (National American Automotive Association...
A 53-year-old motorist who used a utility pole to stop his car celebrated passing his field sobriety test by shooting himself in the head, said Toms River, NJ police.
"Our officer was patrolling his usual route, trolling for drunk a--holes driving...
School Gates Clogged as Optical Illusion Draws Spectators from Miles Around.
An elementary school in West Vancouver has caused a sensation after painting the illusion of a little girl chasing a ball in the middle of the street outside. The paintin...
Traffic in the Northwest of England on the busy M62 motorway towards Liverpool was brought to a standstill yesterday when police closed the road to investigate a severed arm on the carriageway.
The arm had been spotted by passing motorists in the...
Octogenarian Mervyn Forstwerth is toasting his good fortune today after literally walking away from a serious car accident. Mr Forstwerth scrambled underneath the car in a busy garage forecourt in Kent after seeing a 20p piece beside the rear wheel.
The Great British Police force is attempting to have a law passed to make the roads safer for all concerned.
"We have analysed the statistics," said DI Phil Inns, of the Greater Manchester Police Department Traffic Division. "A while ago, we notic...
After 11 long years of research, scientists finally announced today that people who didn't pay attention to what they were doing, such as daydreamers, neurotics, drunkards, those high ON DRUGS, and people using iPods were 5 times more likely to be pl...
In a multi-billion pound effort to reduce unemployment and put an end to road rage, the UK Government has decided to implement changes on British roads.
"After a six year study," said Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary, "we have determined the major...
According to research and figures released by the Department of Transport, a pedestrian is knocked down every six minutes on Britain's roads.
MYLANTA, GEOGIA--(BSNewswire)--Luck ran out for the winner of Friday nights Mega Millions Jackpot winner, Peter Patootie. Within an hour of the good news, Mr. Patootie was involved in a fatal traffic accident caused...
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