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Bryan Air to show free in-flight movies

Funny story: Bryan Air to show free in-flight movies

Bryan Air, the cheapest of the budget airways is to show in flight films free of charge. This is an unusual move by the low-cost airline renowned for charging for everything else above and beyond the price of the ticket. "Ordinarily," said OfAi...

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Torture - The Irish Way

Funny story: Torture - The Irish Way

China and Iran are two countries that spring to mind when we think about torture, however, if I had to choose a country in which to suffer it I would be happy to be stuck in Ireland. Here follows a list of Irish torture techniques: Cheese boarding: Subjects are made to sniff whiffy cheeses such as 'Stinky Bishop' and Stilton for hours on end. In extreme circumstances prison guards have even bee...

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BBC Weather Forecasters' Stressful Life

Funny story: BBC Weather Forecasters' Stressful Life

Spare a thought for the weather men and women on the BBC - we expect so much from them, they are losing sleep... and worse. Ever since Michael Fish assured the nation there was no hurricane on the way just hours before 1988's "storm of the century...

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Inside The Egyptian Torture Chamber

Funny story: Inside The Egyptian Torture Chamber

Egyptian patriots have recently broken through the cemented entrance of the Mubarak Secret Police Torture Chamber. Besides a collection of thumb screws, racks, and Iron Maidens other items were discovered that would make even the Sphinx cringe: * A Silvio Berlusconi sex video * A 455-pound man making love to a 365-pound woman * Susan Boyle at 6AM * Taylor Swift singing the Nati...

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Dunkan Donuts' Secret Employee Prison Discovered and Toured

CANTON, Mass. - More employees of Dunkan Donuts, suspected of being part of a plot to funnel secret doughnut and coffee-making information to it's host of competitors, were arrested and jailed today, as part of a region wide crackdown on secret-leaka...

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James Blunt Outs Terrorists

Funny story: James Blunt Outs Terrorists

In the on-going war against terrorism it emerged today that British singer songwriter James Blunt, 53, plays a huge part in hunting down terrorist hideouts and wanted criminals. Colonel Terry Spatchcock of Regiment 113 Division Two explained: '...

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British Officer "HRH" Torture Leak Rebuke

Funny story: British Officer "HRH" Torture Leak Rebuke

Whitehall and the Government are in shock tonight after a leaked recording alleged to be of a British RAF Officer - identified only as "HRH" - torturing an Afghan civilian was released by Welsh whistle-blowing website Wikileeks. It has sparked demands for a forces-wide review, and for the officer in question to be sharply rebuked. The true horror of the acts can only be appreciated in transc...

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George W Bush says UK lives 'saved by watersports'

Funny story: George W Bush says UK lives 'saved by watersports'

British lives were saved by the use of information obtained from terrorist suspects by "surfboarding", according to former US President George W Bush. In his memoir, he said the simulated drowning technique helped break plots on various targets in th...

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Waterboarding to become mainstream

Funny story: Waterboarding to become mainstream

In his new book, Decision Cockups, ex-President George Dubya Bush states that the practice of "waterboarding", in which water is poured over a person's face to simulate drowning, is morally defensible, legal and effective and does not constitute tort...

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Millions go down with flu. Shopkeeper arrested

With millions of people in the UK falling ill with flu or stomach bugs, a Birmingham corner shopkeeper whose grandfather came from Pakistan has been arrested and charged with releasing germs into the atmosphere in the name of Allah. Zaffar Ali Kha...

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British justice saves the day by molly-coddling yobs! Evil teenage thugs who tortured helpless autistic boy for 17 days released by judge because they "said sorry"

Funny story: British justice saves the day by molly-coddling yobs! Evil teenage thugs who tortured helpless autistic boy for 17 days released by judge because they "said sorry"

The evidence was there for all to see. A gang of 3 evil teens - used a mobile phone to film themselves carrying out depraved assaults on their 17-year-old autistic victim - who suffers from Asperger's syndrome. In a sickening spree of violence the...

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The World's Noise Experts Claim That The Sound of The World Cup Vuvuzela Is Worse Than Water Boarding

Funny story: The World's Noise Experts Claim That The Sound of The World Cup Vuvuzela Is Worse Than Water Boarding

TOKYO - Dr. Choofi Hirocheeto, one of the world's foremost experts on noise, has commented in several publications including the highly prestigious Hey What The Hell Was That Noise Illustrated Monthly, that the sound of the African trumpets known as...

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China bans evidence from torture; Texas may soon follow suit

Funny story: China bans evidence from torture; Texas may soon follow suit

Evidence obtained under torture cannot be used in China's courts, the government has said, weeks after a convicted murderer was set free because his victim turned out to be less dead than previously supposed. Laws banning torture are in place, bu...

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DIY used as terrorist torture

Funny story: DIY used as terrorist torture

MI5 have come under scrutiny today as it has emerged the secret service have been using the threat of making people complete DIY tasks as part of their interrogation process. The story came to light due to the claim of a yet undisclosed source rec...

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Apple Sues Alex Jones Over iPad Torture

Funny story: Apple Sues Alex Jones Over iPad Torture

Apple Computer has filed suit against Alex Jones over his famous Youtube video showing him torturing an iPad to death. The ten-minute piece shows various interrogation methods used by the US Military - with the support and blessing of every other...

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Torture at secret Baghdad jail - Church implicated

Funny story: Torture at secret Baghdad jail - Church implicated

Pope Benedict XVI is once again having to fight off criticism after information was 'leaked' implicating the Church in prisoner torture at a secret Baghdad jail. The jail, a former Catholic boarding school, had come under scrutiny by Human Rights...

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CIA Opens Bitch School for Terror Suspects

Funny story: CIA Opens Bitch School for Terror Suspects

GUANTANIMO BAY, CUBA -- The Obama Administration has announced the closing of Camp X-Ray and the opening of a new, cutting edge prison for the detaining, interrogation, and disciplining of terrorists and other petulant monkeys. The facility is cal...

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Online Dating typo led to torture session claims CIA lover

Funny story: Online Dating typo led to torture session claims CIA lover

An unfortunate typing error led to an Ohio woman enduring an hour-long ordeal of torture by a man she met online. The man, Gerald Smarts, who claims to work for the CIA, said that he thought it was what she wanted. The woman, who asked not to be...

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