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Funny story: Bushcrickets surpass Negro men as the species with the biggest "balls"!

Bushcrickets surpass Negro men as the species with the biggest "balls"!

A species of Bushcricket has caused "alarm-balls" to ring amongst boasting negro men; it's been discovered that the "balls" of the bushcrickets are many more times larger than a negroes in comparison. Black men boast about the size of their "piece...
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Funny story: Cricket Sports Largest Testicles

Cricket Sports Largest Testicles

The humble bushcricket has been clicking so much over the centuries because, in proportion to body weight, it has the largest testicles per body mass in the world at 13.8%. A human equivalent would have two tyres between his legs. However, these g...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney to have testicle transplant

Wayne Rooney to have testicle transplant

A private clinic in the North-West confirmed today that England striker Wayne Rooney is to receive a new set of testicles from an un-named donor, believed to be a Lithuanian labourer. Dr Bungiton Farmyardarea of the exclusive Prestbury Clinic was...
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Funny story: Baroness Thatcher's testicle 'cut off by mistake'

Baroness Thatcher's testicle 'cut off by mistake'

Ex Prime Minister Baroness Thatcher lost a testicle during an operation because the surgeon cut it off by mistake, a General Medical Council (GMC) hearing has been told. Dr Omar Ghulees was only supposed to cut out a cyst, but removed the whole right...
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Funny story: Magnetic Testicle Epidemic has medics worried

Magnetic Testicle Epidemic has medics worried

A small mining town in East Texas has been the epicentre of a new disease called Magnetic Testicle Syndrome(MTS) Dr. Dick Thorn MD of East Texas Medical Centre explains 'A patient arrived at the centre who could not get off his bike. At first,...
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Funny story: Harry Bawlz, Hugh Jarection and Haywood Jablome Open Legal Name Change Centers Across America

Harry Bawlz, Hugh Jarection and Haywood Jablome Open Legal Name Change Centers Across America

Three ambitious entrepreneurs with poorly thought out names have joined forces to open a nationwide series of legal centers that target those poor souls with undeserved first or last names. Lawyers Harold Bawlz, Hugh Jarection and Haywood Jablome wi...
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Funny story: Hitler Had Two Testicles Claims German Academic - They Just Weren't Very Large

Hitler Had Two Testicles Claims German Academic - They Just Weren't Very Large

As the notorious British and German gutter press engage in a ferocious war of attrition ahead of Sunday's World Cup clash in Bloemfontein, German academic, Professor Wolfgang Amadeus Beethoven, of the Wank Bavaria University School Of Mythbusting tod...
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Funny story: Nelson Mandela Bites Off His Balls

Nelson Mandela Bites Off His Balls

(Defecated News) The Former President of South Africa was yesterday rushed into hospital after what doctors described as 'a self-inflicting injury ' Mr Mandela was found on his bathroom floor last night by his nephew Bernard. "He was lying on...
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Funny story: Hitler's missing testicle cloned

Hitler's missing testicle cloned

Scientists from the University of Camford today made a clone of Adolf Hitler's testicle. Hitler was the leader of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and had a reputation for being undiplomatic. The left testicle was grown in a lab using a tissue sample fr...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson To Be Buried Next To His Testicles

Michael Jackson To Be Buried Next To His Testicles

Encino CA-- Superstar Michael Jackson will finally be laid to rest tomorrow at his family's estate in Encino. Mr. Jackson will be buried under the shade of an old elm tree, next to his testicles 'Lefty' and 'Righty'. Both testicles were ripped off...
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Funny story: Man With World's Biggest Testicles Unable To Fly

Man With World's Biggest Testicles Unable To Fly

The man with the World's largest gonads has been told he can not fly - which has forced him to reschedule his plans. "These enormous testicles are always giving me grief" said Terry Bloor of Leeds, Great Britain in the UK. "I was planning to fly d...
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Funny story: Man with World's Largest Scrotum Fined for Overweight Bags At Heathrow!

Man with World's Largest Scrotum Fined for Overweight Bags At Heathrow!

London, UK / Air Travel News - A disgruntled passenger caused a long flight delay today at Heathrow International Airport when he strongly contested being surcharged for having an overweight scrotum, which airport security classified as "carry on ba...
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Funny story: Midget Punches Man in Testicle

Midget Punches Man in Testicle

Dublin - Midget boxer Shaun McFlane was arrested for taking his craft to the streets on the weekend and repeatedly punching Eric O'Donough in the testicle. Both parties were at Markham's gym when the altercation occured. Mr. O'Donough had paused t...
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Funny story: Abstinence Program Giving Chimps Blue Balls

Abstinence Program Giving Chimps Blue Balls

Seattle, Washington - A new government program designed to encourage abstinence among primates has spread the dreaded teenage ailment "Blue balls" to chimps. The World Wildlife Fund, the organization originally pushing for the program has now admitte...
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Funny story: Sex Offenders to have Knackers Smacked with Wooden Gavel

Sex Offenders to have Knackers Smacked with Wooden Gavel

In the first of several attempts to gain the high ground on Law and Order issues, a Conservative Think Tank has suggested that rather than send sex offenders to jail, the result of which they claim, is high cost to the taxpayer with dubious correctiv...
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Funny story: Caught by his own balls

Caught by his own balls

Police said a burglary suspect was literally caught when he tripped over his own testicles while trying to run away. A part time police officer responded to an anonomous scream at a store early yesterday lunchtime and reported seeing a 77-year-old ma...
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Funny story: Squirrel Woman Accused of Collecting Men's Nuts

Squirrel Woman Accused of Collecting Men's Nuts

Rumors abound about a squirrel woman and her insatiable appetite for collecting men's nuts. Hospitals are reporting an unusual number of balless males appearing in emergency rooms hysterically screaming about their missing testicles and one or anothe...
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Funny story: World's First Testicle Transplant: Superballs

World's First Testicle Transplant: Superballs

Stockholm, Sweden-Testicular prosthetics aren't particularly new but the world awoke this morning to news of the world's first testicle transplant.Born with a weak set of testicles that shriveled as soon as he got married, Harold Boyd of Hoboken, New...
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