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Bonds: Testicle Shrinkage Due to Sex Change

Funny story: Bonds: Testicle Shrinkage Due to Sex Change

Former baseball slugger Barry Bonds acknowledged today that his sperm-manufacturing organs did indeed atrophy-but not because he was taking steroids to make him more powerful at the plate. Bonds said he suffered the retracted gonads because he w...

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Police Hunt Testicle Snatcher!

Funny story: Police Hunt Testicle Snatcher!

Scotland Yard are on the hunt for a woman who is removing testicles from unsuspecting men, and selling them on the internet. The thief, now identified as Lady Godiva, the onetime bum snatching bandit, has gone to ground, somewhere in Canada. Po...

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Adopt a Bollock

Funny story: Adopt a Bollock

Adopt a Bollock is a new recognized charitable organization which came into being when it was discovered that many men, with testicular cancer, were unable to raise the money to pay for treatment. Men diagnosed with testicular cancer, have their bollock or bollocks photographed and the photographs can be viewed on www.adoptabollock.come . You are free to chose whichever bollock you wish to spo...

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57 Year Old Man's Lost, Castrated Testicles, Found by a Families Bird Dog.

Funny story: 57 Year Old Man's Lost, Castrated Testicles, Found by a Families Bird Dog.

A family's Irish Setter brought a man's lost testicles home for dinner. A man was castrated on Tuesday by an enraged father that discovered a 57 year old man was putting the meat to his 17 year old daughter. "I did what any responsible father wou...

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57 Year Old Man Castrated With Butter Knife by Angry, Enraged, Frustrated or Jealous???? Father.

Funny story: 57 Year Old Man Castrated With Butter Knife by Angry, Enraged, Frustrated or Jealous???? Father.

A 57 year old man was forcibly castrated, fully conscious, with an ordinary butter knife in Germany. A father with a daughter 17 years old, started dating a 57 year old man in her town. When her father caught wind of the torrid affair he went to t...

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Electrified Testicles Explain UFO Sightings

Funny story: Electrified Testicles Explain UFO Sightings

Boffins worldwide have been stunned by findings that suggest flying saucers can be explained by distressed male organs. Professor Cletus X Scrotum, of the Institute of Weird Science at Harvard, has been studying the phenomenon of UFOs for years an...

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Ashley Cole Humbled After Crotch Cricket Discovered to Have World's Largest Testicles Relative to Body Mass!

Funny story: Ashley Cole Humbled After Crotch Cricket Discovered to Have World's Largest Testicles Relative to Body Mass!

A government funded study said to have cost $millions has discovered that a Cricket has the world's largest pair of testicles in comparison to it's body mass, a discovery said to have come as a shock to Tabloid Readers. The Bush Cricket (no pun in...

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Bushcrickets surpass Negro men as the species with the biggest "balls"!

Funny story: Bushcrickets surpass Negro men as the species with the biggest "balls"!

A species of Bushcricket has caused "alarm-balls" to ring amongst boasting negro men; it's been discovered that the "balls" of the bushcrickets are many more times larger than a negroes in comparison. Black men boast about the size of their "piece...

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Cricket Sports Largest Testicles

Funny story: Cricket Sports Largest Testicles

The humble bushcricket has been clicking so much over the centuries because, in proportion to body weight, it has the largest testicles per body mass in the world at 13.8%. A human equivalent would have two tyres between his legs. However, these g...

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Wayne Rooney to have testicle transplant

Funny story: Wayne Rooney to have testicle transplant

A private clinic in the North-West confirmed today that England striker Wayne Rooney is to receive a new set of testicles from an un-named donor, believed to be a Lithuanian labourer. Dr Bungiton Farmyardarea of the exclusive Prestbury Clinic was...

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Baroness Thatcher's testicle 'cut off by mistake'

Funny story: Baroness Thatcher's testicle 'cut off by mistake'

Ex Prime Minister Baroness Thatcher lost a testicle during an operation because the surgeon cut it off by mistake, a General Medical Council (GMC) hearing has been told. Dr Omar Ghulees was only supposed to cut out a cyst, but removed the whole right...

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Magnetic Testicle Epidemic has medics worried

Funny story: Magnetic Testicle Epidemic has medics worried

A small mining town in East Texas has been the epicentre of a new disease called Magnetic Testicle Syndrome(MTS) Dr. Dick Thorn MD of East Texas Medical Centre explains 'A patient arrived at the centre who could not get off his bike. At first,...

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Harry Bawlz, Hugh Jarection and Haywood Jablome Open Legal Name Change Centers Across America

Funny story: Harry Bawlz, Hugh Jarection and Haywood Jablome Open Legal Name Change Centers Across America

Three ambitious entrepreneurs with poorly thought out names have joined forces to open a nationwide series of legal centers that target those poor souls with undeserved first or last names. Lawyers Harold Bawlz, Hugh Jarection and Haywood Jablome wi...

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Hitler Had Two Testicles Claims German Academic - They Just Weren't Very Large

Funny story: Hitler Had Two Testicles Claims German Academic - They Just Weren't Very Large

As the notorious British and German gutter press engage in a ferocious war of attrition ahead of Sunday's World Cup clash in Bloemfontein, German academic, Professor Wolfgang Amadeus Beethoven, of the Wank Bavaria University School Of Mythbusting tod...

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Nelson Mandela Bites Off His Balls

Funny story: Nelson Mandela Bites Off His Balls

(Defecated News) The Former President of South Africa was yesterday rushed into hospital after what doctors described as 'a self-inflicting injury ' Mr Mandela was found on his bathroom floor last night by his nephew Bernard. "He was lying on...

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Hitler's missing testicle cloned

Funny story: Hitler's missing testicle cloned

Scientists from the University of Camford today made a clone of Adolf Hitler's testicle. Hitler was the leader of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and had a reputation for being undiplomatic. The left testicle was grown in a lab using a tissue sample fr...

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Man With World's Biggest Testicles Unable To Fly

Funny story: Man With World's Biggest Testicles Unable To Fly

The man with the World's largest gonads has been told he can not fly - which has forced him to reschedule his plans. "These enormous testicles are always giving me grief" said Terry Bloor of Leeds, Great Britain in the UK. "I was planning to fly d...

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Man with World's Largest Scrotum Fined for Overweight Bags At Heathrow!

Funny story: Man with World's Largest Scrotum Fined for Overweight Bags At Heathrow!

London, UK / Air Travel News - A disgruntled passenger caused a long flight delay today at Heathrow International Airport when he strongly contested being surcharged for having an overweight scrotum, which airport security classified as "carry on ba...

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