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Rihanna To Stars In "Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story"

Funny story: Rihanna To Stars In "Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that production will soon start on the new motion picture Cuts, Bruises, Scrapes, and Abrasions - The Rihanna Story. Bellanino Terrabini will be directing the mo...

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Chris Brown Could End Up Singing Behind Iron Bars

Funny story: Chris Brown Could End Up Singing Behind Iron Bars

CHICAGO - Chris Brown has just had his probation revoked and the hip hopper who thought it was cute to beat the heck out of his girlfriend Rihanna could end up singing acapella and most probably falsetto in prison. According to Celebrity Globe rep...

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Beyonce Tells Rihanna To Cool It With The Tattoos

Funny story: Beyonce Tells Rihanna To Cool It With The Tattoos

LOS ANGELES - Rihanna has always said that she greatly admires Beyonce and she considers her to be a big sister, but big sister is very angry with her Caribbean little sista. It seems that Beyonce has noticed that Ri-Ri is getting carried away in...

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Chris Brown On Alec Baldwin: Whoa! The White Brutha Needs To Get Himself Some Therapy Quick!

Funny story: Chris Brown On Alec Baldwin: Whoa! The White Brutha Needs To Get Himself Some Therapy Quick!

LOS ANGELES - Alec Baldwin has once again showed America and the world that he is 55 going on 15 as he insulted a pizza employee who cut his pizza into eight pieces instead of six. The man has one of the quickest tempers on both sides of the Missi...

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Rihanna and Oprah Winfrey Reportedly Feuding Over The "N" Word

Funny story: Rihanna and Oprah Winfrey Reportedly Feuding Over The "N" Word

CHICAGO - Word out of the Windy City is that the former talk show queen Oprah Winfrey and Caribbean beauty singer Rihanna are feuding over the use of a certain word. According to LaSabrosa Windwater, with Afro Sheen Magazine, Rihanna said that it...

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Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Purchase Rihanna's Nudist Resort

Funny story: Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Purchase Rihanna's Nudist Resort

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Caribbean singer, Rihanna, 25, has just sold The Naked As A Jaybird Nudist Resort which is located just outside of Petaluma on Highway 101. Rihanna purchased the nudist resort in April of this year. She told Margarita Mixx wit...

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Rihanna Refuses To Apologize For Her Profanity-Laced Remarks

Funny story: Rihanna Refuses To Apologize For Her Profanity-Laced Remarks

BROOKLYN - Rihanna had just left The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after visiting an ex-backup singer who was having her vocal cords aligned. She was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the fact that her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown h...

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Rihanna Finally Admits She Hates Chris Brown

Funny story: Rihanna Finally Admits She Hates Chris Brown

DETROIT - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that it appears that Rihanna has finally come to her senses. The Caribbean singer confided to Carolina Chipotle with BPT that she has realized that her infatuation with ex-boyfriend Chris Brown is over.

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Iowa Bans Rihanna From Visiting The State

Funny story: Iowa Bans Rihanna From Visiting The State

DES MOINES - The governor of Iowa has issued a Governor's Directive which prohibits Rihanna from ever setting foot in the Corn on The Cob State. Governor Terry Branstad stated that just in the past three weeks he has received dozens of petitions f...

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Rihanna Buys An Infamous Nudist Resort

Funny story: Rihanna Buys An Infamous Nudist Resort

PETALUMA, California - Singer Rihanna, who is not shy when it comes to showing skin, has just announced that she has made an interesting purchase. The Caribbean beauty has just bought The Naked As A Jaybird Nudist Resort in Petaluma. The nudist...

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Rihanna In A Fit of Rage Destroys Her Chris Brown Bobblehead Doll

Funny story: Rihanna In A Fit of Rage Destroys Her Chris Brown Bobblehead Doll

TUCSON - Rihanna was in town as the featured guest speaker at The Annual Battered Women Who Forgive Their Husbands and/or Boyfriends Convention. The Caribbean beauty told the group that she has caught a lot of flack from millions of American women...

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Chris Brown Begs Rihanna To Give Him One More Chance

Funny story: Chris Brown Begs Rihanna To Give Him One More Chance

NEW ORLEANS - Rihanna was in the Big Easy where she performed at The Voodoo Arena on her nationwide Tit For Tat Tour. After the concert she spoke with Celebrity Globe reporter Pia Confetti who is married to Hercules Confetti a writer for Sporting...

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California Threatens Spin Doctors

Funny story: California Threatens Spin Doctors

SACRAMENTO - Dalrymple's Dictionary defines the term spin doctor, as being a public relations individual who is paid big bucks to put a positive spin on anything of a negative nature. According to The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle the term first c...

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Is Rihanna A Good Role Model For Young Women?

Funny story: Is Rihanna A Good Role Model For Young Women?

Following the revleation that Rihanna has returned to an abusive relationship with Chris Brown, the media has simply been asking why, Rihanna, why? Some women talk show hosts have lambasted Rihanna for being a poor role model for young girls. Her...

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Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

Funny story: Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kat Von D was in West Holly visiting the most famous tattoo artist in the country, Sawyer "The Needleman" Frazzlewater. Frazzlewater has tattooed some of the most famous celebrities on both coasts. He has given Kat some of her...

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Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

Funny story: Rihanna Says Chris Brown Did Not Cut Her On Her Knee

LONDON - Rihanna seems to love seeing herself and her name splashed all over the front pages of newspapers and magazines, and her latest incident will certainly not change a thing. The 24-year-old singer was celebrating her brand new line of bruis...

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Adele Gave Chris Brown A Piece of Her Mind

Funny story: Adele Gave Chris Brown A Piece of Her Mind

LOS ANGELES - English singer Adele Laurie Blue Adkins, who professionally simply goes by the name Adele, says that she really enjoyed the 55th Annual Grammy Award Show. She quickly added except for one thing. Adele told Carolina Chipotle with Bedr...

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Rihanna and Chris Brown Say They're Happier Than Most Couples

Funny story: Rihanna and Chris Brown Say They're Happier Than Most Couples

CHICAGO - Rihanna and her former boyfriend Chris Brown were recently spotted at the Windy City's infamous Crocked Crocodile Club having a fine old time giggling, laughing, and touching each others privates. Several patrons reported that the pair o...

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