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Sarah Palin's Pussy Doesn't Like Snow in Copenhagen!

Funny story: Sarah Palin's Pussy Doesn't Like Snow in Copenhagen!

Copenhagen, Denmark - On a day when world leaders and tens-of-thousands of protestors descended on Copenhagen, Denmark for the world Climate Change Summit, former illiterate Alaskan Governor, Sarah Palin, turned author for midwest Republican cadavers...

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Pussy assaulted by pussy!

Funny story: Pussy assaulted by pussy!

GRIMSBY, Lincolnshire - Yes, yes, enough with the pussy jokes, already! But as a West Virginia Confederate in Queen Elizabeth's Court (or so I'd like to be), I cannot pass up this one last (right and I'm an Earl and I own this bar) pussy pre-dick-a-...

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Wife's pussy farts-Yorkshire husband asphyxiated

Funny story: Wife's pussy farts-Yorkshire husband asphyxiated

CATWICK, Yorkshire (TS.com) - Fire fighters and Emergency Medical Technicians responded to a call of "man down in Catwick," at just past 3:00 a.m. BST, Sunday. Upon arriving at the home of Brigadier (retired) Sir James and Lady Cheryl Fentwinkle...

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Spoof Editors Blame "Too Much Pussy" for Sticky Situation

Funny story: Spoof Editors Blame "Too Much Pussy" for Sticky Situation

The editors of "fake news" website TheSpoof.com declared a "no tolerance" policy today on gimmicky news stories that use the obvious "pussy" in place of "cat". The announcement comes just hours after a new research study was published by the Spoof Te...

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Woman With World's Most Edible Pussy Foils Attempted Cat Burglary

Funny story: Woman With World's Most Edible Pussy Foils Attempted Cat Burglary

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A local seamstress arrived home from work early today, scaring away someone who was trying to break into her home. She says the would be intruder was after her precious pussy. Him Go Daon, 35, says that ever since she got Xiao...

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Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!

Funny story: Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!

Hollywood,CA/ Where Loose Lips Make Front Page News - Professional Hollywood Pussy Watchers were shocked today when a disgruntled photographer disclosed that world famous Snatch Shots of two Lippy Tartlets were Photoshopped! In the now classic...

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Shrodinger's Cat Put Up For Adoption

Funny story: Shrodinger's Cat Put Up For Adoption

BERKELEY, CA - Physicists at U.C. Berkeley, home of Shrodinger's cat for the last several years, have decided to give up their quantum kitty. "He's become quite a nuisance lately. We love him to death, but his behavior is completely unpredictable...

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Internet 'One Snatch Away From Meltdown'

Funny story: Internet 'One Snatch Away From Meltdown'

Silicon Valley, CA - The Internet, a computer network built by NASA scientists as a means of distributing pictures of Britney Spears' vagina, is on the brink of imminent collapse, according to network analyst Ron Powers. "Look at the massive netwo...

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Sarah Palin Plays with her Pussy

Funny story: Sarah Palin Plays with her Pussy

Washington - After a hard day of campaigning Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin likes to curl up at home, take a hot bath and play with her pussy. "Its so soft and cuddly, I like to pet it, its sooooooo nice!" "I like to stroke it under i...

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Nicole Kidman Appears In Hot New YouTube Video Stroking Her Pussy

Funny story: Nicole Kidman Appears In Hot New YouTube Video Stroking Her Pussy

A sensational video of Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman stroking her pussy has appeared on the YouTube web site.

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'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

Funny story: 'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

A 92-year-old man who confessed to his cats has been cleared of murder.

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California Students In Trouble For Eating Pussy

Funny story: California Students In Trouble For Eating Pussy

High school students at a Southern California private school are in trouble with the local law enforecement officials and the school board. Thirty teenagers at the Chang Ki Check High School in San Diego face charges for violating both local law and...

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Virgnity restored after Bizzare Golf Balls Up

Funny story: Virgnity restored after Bizzare Golf Balls Up

In ground-breaking surgery, a young lady golfer had her virginity restored after a bizarre accident on world famous golf course of St Andrews in Scotland.

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Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

Funny story: Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

New Cleaverland - It was a sunny day in a New York's Central Park yesterday and peaceful. Oh yes there was the occasional mugging and purse snatching and dope deals, but largely everyone was minding their own business.

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Paris Hiltons Pussy goes hungry whilst she is in custody!

Funny story: Paris Hiltons Pussy goes hungry whilst she is in custody!

LA, USA, Global ASS' Press: - Wonderful human being, celebrity role model and animal lover Paris Hilton is know for her love of small fury things but has had to put her cuddly friends behind her as she prepares t...

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Sex shop for dwarves!

Funny story: Sex shop for dwarves!

London- Deep in the heart of London's red light district amid the sleazy neon and whispered requests something revolutionary is turning heads and clucking modest tongues.

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Panda love: A shocking expose!!

Funny story: Panda love: A shocking expose!!

Shanghai- Ever since the People's Republic of China decided it wasn't actually Communist, but instead a voracious capitalistic beast, money has flowed effortlessly from the state coffers and into the pockets of a new class of Chinese super ri...

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Biggest cock in the world!

Funny story: Biggest cock in the world!

Dublin- Just outside the bustling modern city of Dublin nestled in a quiet shady corner of the emerald isle lays the tiny, almost forgotten, hamlet of Dunfinkin.

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