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Funny story: Wife's pussy farts-Yorkshire husband asphyxiated

Wife's pussy farts-Yorkshire husband asphyxiated

CATWICK, Yorkshire (TS.com) - Fire fighters and Emergency Medical Technicians responded to a call of "man down in Catwick," at just past 3:00 a.m. BST, Sunday. Upon arriving at the home of Brigadier (retired) Sir James and Lady Cheryl Fentwinkle...
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Funny story: Spoof Editors Blame "Too Much Pussy" for Sticky Situation

Spoof Editors Blame "Too Much Pussy" for Sticky Situation

The editors of "fake news" website TheSpoof.com declared a "no tolerance" policy today on gimmicky news stories that use the obvious "pussy" in place of "cat". The announcement comes just hours after a new research study was published by the Spoof Te...
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Funny story: Woman With World's Most Edible Pussy Foils Attempted Cat Burglary

Woman With World's Most Edible Pussy Foils Attempted Cat Burglary

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A local seamstress arrived home from work early today, scaring away someone who was trying to break into her home. She says the would be intruder was after her precious pussy. Him Go Daon, 35, says that ever since she got Xiao...
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Funny story: Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!

Scandal in Hollywood: Britney Spears' & Sharon Stone's Famous Pussy Shots Were Photoshopped!

Hollywood,CA/ Where Loose Lips Make Front Page News - Professional Hollywood Pussy Watchers were shocked today when a disgruntled photographer disclosed that world famous Snatch Shots of two Lippy Tartlets were Photoshopped! In the now classic...
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Funny story: Shrodinger's Cat Put Up For Adoption

Shrodinger's Cat Put Up For Adoption

BERKELEY, CA - Physicists at U.C. Berkeley, home of Shrodinger's cat for the last several years, have decided to give up their quantum kitty. "He's become quite a nuisance lately. We love him to death, but his behavior is completely unpredictable...
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Funny story: Internet 'One Snatch Away From Meltdown'

Internet 'One Snatch Away From Meltdown'

Silicon Valley, CA - The Internet, a computer network built by NASA scientists as a means of distributing pictures of Britney Spears' vagina, is on the brink of imminent collapse, according to network analyst Ron Powers. "Look at the massive netwo...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Plays with her Pussy

Sarah Palin Plays with her Pussy

Washington - After a hard day of campaigning Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin likes to curl up at home, take a hot bath and play with her pussy. "Its so soft and cuddly, I like to pet it, its sooooooo nice!" "I like to stroke it under i...
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Funny story: Nicole Kidman Appears In Hot New YouTube Video Stroking Her Pussy

Nicole Kidman Appears In Hot New YouTube Video Stroking Her Pussy

A sensational video of Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman stroking her pussy has appeared on the YouTube web site.
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Funny story: 'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

A 92-year-old man who confessed to his cats has been cleared of murder.
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Funny story: California Students In Trouble For Eating Pussy

California Students In Trouble For Eating Pussy

High school students at a Southern California private school are in trouble with the local law enforecement officials and the school board. Thirty teenagers at the Chang Ki Check High School in San Diego face charges for violating both local law and...
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Funny story: Virgnity restored after Bizzare Golf Balls Up

Virgnity restored after Bizzare Golf Balls Up

In ground-breaking surgery, a young lady golfer had her virginity restored after a bizarre accident on world famous golf course of St Andrews in Scotland.
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Funny story: Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

Britney Spears' Pussy Licks Paris Hilton's Pussy. Catfight Ensues!

New Cleaverland - It was a sunny day in a New York's Central Park yesterday and peaceful. Oh yes there was the occasional mugging and purse snatching and dope deals, but largely everyone was minding their own business.
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Funny story: Paris Hiltons Pussy goes hungry whilst she is in custody!

Paris Hiltons Pussy goes hungry whilst she is in custody!

LA, USA, Global ASS' Press: - Wonderful human being, celebrity role model and animal lover Paris Hilton is know for her love of small fury things but has had to put her cuddly friends behind her as she prepares t...
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Funny story: Sex shop for dwarves!

Sex shop for dwarves!

London- Deep in the heart of London's red light district amid the sleazy neon and whispered requests something revolutionary is turning heads and clucking modest tongues.
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Funny story: Panda love: A shocking expose!!

Panda love: A shocking expose!!

Shanghai- Ever since the People's Republic of China decided it wasn't actually Communist, but instead a voracious capitalistic beast, money has flowed effortlessly from the state coffers and into the pockets of a new class of Chinese super ri...
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Funny story: Biggest cock in the world!

Biggest cock in the world!

Dublin- Just outside the bustling modern city of Dublin nestled in a quiet shady corner of the emerald isle lays the tiny, almost forgotten, hamlet of Dunfinkin.
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Funny story: World's hairiest pussy!

World's hairiest pussy!

Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.
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Funny story: Shaved Pussy prank goes too far

Shaved Pussy prank goes too far

A drunken prank went too far when cat owner Agnes Welch, sick of her boyfriends pestering decided to shave her pussy, right their and then in front of all his friends.
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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