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Funny story: Kim Jong il Nukes Japan to Pass Bloomberg on Forbes Most Powerful List

Kim Jong il Nukes Japan to Pass Bloomberg on Forbes Most Powerful List

Radioactive california rolls were flying in downtown Tokyo this morning as Kim Jong il nuked Japan. Speculation was rife over why the North Korean Leader would do such a thing. House Leader John Boehner forbid the 30,000 US troops in South Korea from...
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Funny story: Castro Warns of Nuclear War. Blames "Damn Kids on Lawn."

Castro Warns of Nuclear War. Blames "Damn Kids on Lawn."

Havana, Cuba (BNSE): Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, delighted Cuba's Parliament with his first public appearance in over four years. A strong, healthy, and vigorous Castro amazed Cuba's leaders and the assembled press corps alike with his deep grasp o...
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Funny story: South Korea promise to "nuke" North Korea off the planet!

South Korea promise to "nuke" North Korea off the planet!

South Korea have been given some sound diplomatic advice by Hilary Clinton, "nuke North Korea off of the planet!" Arriving in Seoul in Obamas jet, Hilary was in no mood for "peeing" around with those "slit-eyed" morons north of the border and afte...
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Funny story: Man issues ultimatum: Global nuclear threat?

Man issues ultimatum: Global nuclear threat?

A dustman from West Acton has become so tired and fed up with the lack of peace in the world that he has reverted to strong measures. He has developed his own thermo nuclear device and is now threatening to activate his weapon if there is no cessatio...
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Funny story: Armageddon Codes Headed For President Obama

Armageddon Codes Headed For President Obama

On January 20th, an unobtrusive army officer will carry a small leather-bound metal briefcase following President George W. Bush up the Capitol Hill steps and after the inauguration of President Barack Obama, the officer will follow the new president...
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Funny story: Bush hears the case for nuking Iceland

Bush hears the case for nuking Iceland

Washington AC/DC - (Motherf***ers Gone To Iceland! Mess): UK Finance Minister Alistair Darling is in White House talks this weekend, trying to persuade President Bush about the merits of nuking Asses of Evil rogue state Iceland. "Taxpayers around...
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Funny story: Palin: Ready to Push Nuclear Button

Palin: Ready to Push Nuclear Button

Peterson - Cheyenne Mountain Center. - Hopeful VP Sarah Palin said yesterday during a visit at the US Northern Command (NORAD) in Peterson (near Colorado Springs) : "I am ready to push the nuclear Red Button, if needed!". Mrs. Palin made that sta...
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Funny story: Liechtenstein nukes Liverpool: Several nations rejoice

Liechtenstein nukes Liverpool: Several nations rejoice

London, England - In a hitherto unsuspected display of military and technological prowess, the tiny Central European Principality of Liechtenstein this morning launched an ICBM and successfully exploded it over the northern English city of Liverpool.
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Funny story: Nuclear Weapons vs. Congress are On-the-Table, says Bush

Nuclear Weapons vs. Congress are On-the-Table, says Bush

District of Columbia (Doomsday Clock Weekly) - President Bush has announced that, if necessary, he will not hesitate to use tactical nuclear weapons against the US Congress in the coming months.
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Funny story: B-52's carrying nuclear missiles over Red states by mistake; flight plan clearly called for flyover Blue states only

B-52's carrying nuclear missiles over Red states by mistake; flight plan clearly called for flyover Blue states only

Washington, D.C. - It was just announced to the public that a B-52 was flown from North Dakota to Louisiana with six armed nuclear missiles on board this past August 30, each decommissioned cruise missile capable of producing a five to 115-kilotons y...
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Funny story: Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

The Seventh Circle of Hell Action News Reports- Rumors have begun to circulate that Death will reverse his tradition of supporting Democratic candidates and will in fact be endorsing Rudy Giuliani in his bid for the White House. Deat...
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Funny story: Jim Carrey to star in remake of "The Day After"

Jim Carrey to star in remake of "The Day After"

According to executives at Universal Pictures, "nuclear war was never so hilarious!"...
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