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N.Korea concerned over US plans to include Computer War Games in annual Drills

Funny story: N.Korea concerned over US plans to include Computer War Games in annual Drills

South Korea and US troops have begun annual military drills in the peninsula bringing a warning from North Korea that it could trigger a nuclear war. The North Korean warning is not about the actual drills but because part of them will involv...

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North Korea So Mad They Nuke Themselves

Funny story: North Korea So Mad They Nuke Themselves

In a very strange turn of events, North Korean leader, Kim Jong-il ordered his military to turn nuclear weapons on themselves. Jong-il, widely thought to be a bit of a loose cannon by most other countries. His erratic behavior has put the fear into h...

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Kim Jong il Nukes Japan to Pass Bloomberg on Forbes Most Powerful List

Funny story: Kim Jong il Nukes Japan to Pass Bloomberg on Forbes Most Powerful List

Radioactive california rolls were flying in downtown Tokyo this morning as Kim Jong il nuked Japan. Speculation was rife over why the North Korean Leader would do such a thing. House Leader John Boehner forbid the 30,000 US troops in South Korea from...

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Castro Warns of Nuclear War. Blames "Damn Kids on Lawn."

Funny story: Castro Warns of Nuclear War. Blames "Damn Kids on Lawn."

Havana, Cuba (BNSE): Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, delighted Cuba's Parliament with his first public appearance in over four years. A strong, healthy, and vigorous Castro amazed Cuba's leaders and the assembled press corps alike with his deep grasp o...

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South Korea promise to "nuke" North Korea off the planet!

Funny story: South Korea promise to "nuke" North Korea off the planet!

South Korea have been given some sound diplomatic advice by Hilary Clinton, "nuke North Korea off of the planet!" Arriving in Seoul in Obamas jet, Hilary was in no mood for "peeing" around with those "slit-eyed" morons north of the border and afte...

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Man issues ultimatum: Global nuclear threat?

Funny story: Man issues ultimatum: Global nuclear threat?

A dustman from West Acton has become so tired and fed up with the lack of peace in the world that he has reverted to strong measures. He has developed his own thermo nuclear device and is now threatening to activate his weapon if there is no cessatio...

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Armageddon Codes Headed For President Obama

On January 20th, an unobtrusive army officer will carry a small leather-bound metal briefcase following President George W. Bush up the Capitol Hill steps and after the inauguration of President Barack Obama, the officer will follow the new president...

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Bush hears the case for nuking Iceland

Funny story: Bush hears the case for nuking Iceland

Washington AC/DC - (Motherf***ers Gone To Iceland! Mess): UK Finance Minister Alistair Darling is in White House talks this weekend, trying to persuade President Bush about the merits of nuking Asses of Evil rogue state Iceland. "Taxpayers around...

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Palin: Ready to Push Nuclear Button

Funny story: Palin: Ready to Push Nuclear Button

Peterson - Cheyenne Mountain Center. - Hopeful VP Sarah Palin said yesterday during a visit at the US Northern Command (NORAD) in Peterson (near Colorado Springs) : "I am ready to push the nuclear Red Button, if needed!". Mrs. Palin made that sta...

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Liechtenstein nukes Liverpool: Several nations rejoice

Funny story: Liechtenstein nukes Liverpool: Several nations rejoice

London, England - In a hitherto unsuspected display of military and technological prowess, the tiny Central European Principality of Liechtenstein this morning launched an ICBM and successfully exploded it over the northern English city of Liverpool.

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Nuclear Weapons vs. Congress are On-the-Table, says Bush

Funny story: Nuclear Weapons vs. Congress are On-the-Table, says Bush

District of Columbia (Doomsday Clock Weekly) - President Bush has announced that, if necessary, he will not hesitate to use tactical nuclear weapons against the US Congress in the coming months.

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B-52's carrying nuclear missiles over Red states by mistake; flight plan clearly called for flyover Blue states only

Funny story: B-52's carrying nuclear missiles over Red states by mistake; flight plan clearly called for flyover Blue states only

Washington, D.C. - It was just announced to the public that a B-52 was flown from North Dakota to Louisiana with six armed nuclear missiles on board this past August 30, each decommissioned cruise missile capable of producing a five to 115-kilotons y...

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Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

Funny story: Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

The Seventh Circle of Hell Action News Reports- Rumors have begun to circulate that Death will reverse his tradition of supporting Democratic candidates and will in fact be endorsing Rudy Giuliani in his bid for the White House. Deat...

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Jim Carrey to star in remake of "The Day After"

Funny story: Jim Carrey to star in remake of "The Day After"

According to executives at Universal Pictures, "nuclear war was never so hilarious!"...

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