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Funny story: Hobbit Movies: Kiwis Celebrate

Hobbit Movies: Kiwis Celebrate

New Zealand was celebrating today following the news that two Hobbit movies will be made there after all. There were fears that Warner Brothers would take filming elsewhere after spats with acting unions. But all issues have been cleared up and...
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Funny story: New Zealand Marijuana Burn Off Smoke Fills School

New Zealand Marijuana Burn Off Smoke Fills School

Police in New Zeland seized marijuana over the past year and decided to burn off the marijuana that they didn't smoke or sell through their network of distributors. Police officers in Picton, New Zealand were burning marijuana when the wind changed d...
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Funny story: Nothing Lilke A Gay Search At New Zealand's Christchurch Airport Customs

Nothing Lilke A Gay Search At New Zealand's Christchurch Airport Customs

If you're male and you're headed to Christchurch airport in the land of the long white cloud you may be a target for a special kind of body search. A gay employee has been asked why he had increased the number male searches, and to give reasons as...
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Funny story: Dolphins Prove To Be Smartest Creatures On Planet - Maybe They Are Studying Us.

Dolphins Prove To Be Smartest Creatures On Planet - Maybe They Are Studying Us.

New Zealand scientists have proven that it is another mammal other than man that is the smartest creature on earth. Recent evidence has convinced them that the dolphin uses the most brain cells and not his distant relative the homo sapien. The Kiw...
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Funny story: Dolphin Receives ASBO

Dolphin Receives ASBO

The world's first mammalian ASBO has been served on a New Zealand dolphin. Moko, a thirteen year old boisterous bottle-nose has been stealing surf boards, stranding body boarders and generally annoying anyone who ventures into his 'manor'. Dete...
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Funny story: North Korea halts nuclear tests after NZ condemnation

North Korea halts nuclear tests after NZ condemnation

North Korea has today halted its nuclear weapons tests after condemnation by New Zealand's Prime Minister John Key.  The skeleton of the "Great Leader" Kim Jong-il was said to be concerned after a country he'd never heard of, led by a Prime Minister...
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Funny story: New Zealand to become part of EU

New Zealand to become part of EU

Wellington, NZ - New Zealanders are celebrating after the announcement yesterday that they have been accepted into the European Union. New Zealand is the actual furtherest from Europe that a country can possibly be, but officials overlooked this sma...
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Funny story: The Good Ship Chunderbucket

The Good Ship Chunderbucket

The New Zealand Navy was proud to put the newest addition to its fleet, the HMNZS Rotoitoi through its paces this week. The Rotoitoi was taken on its first full voyage and reporters were invited on board to participate in the event. The Rotoito...
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Funny story: New Zealand Public Service Association Secretary Probably Deranged

New Zealand Public Service Association Secretary Probably Deranged

New Zealand: - Questions are being asked about the lucidity of Public Service Association national secretary Richard Wagstaff after he issued a statement that seemed completely off the wall. The statement was "Our concern is that job cuts in the p...
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Funny story: North and South Islands of New Zealand are Bogans

North and South Islands of New Zealand are Bogans

The New Zealand Geographic Board today announced its discovery that the North and South Islands of New Zealand had been conducting themselves with a lack of appropriate formality. Said Chairman Don Grant, "We were shocked to discover that the Nort...
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Funny story: New Zealand defiant in defeat

New Zealand defiant in defeat

New Zealand conceded defeat in the Second Cricket Test in Adelaide today but not before challenging their Australian opponents to a number of sporting sporting contests immediately following the conclusion of the Test Match. The Kiwi captain refu...
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Funny story: New Zealand to ban smoking children

New Zealand to ban smoking children

In a radical move the NZ government is seeking "consultation" from interested parties, with a view to banning the widespread and traditional practice of smoking children. The practice, long popular with both Maori and European peoples is now consider...
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Funny story: Careless Carling Broke Our Haka

Careless Carling Broke Our Haka

The New Zealand public have declared war on ex England rugby captain Will Carling after his disastrous appearance on last night's 'A Question Of Sport', during which he caused a permanent fissure in the hundred year old 'kama te' haka. The evening...
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Funny story: NZ Weather To Improve Under New Government

NZ Weather To Improve Under New Government

New Zealands's weather is set to improve under the new National Government led by incoming Prime Minister the Rt Honourable John Key MP. The Department of Environment is to use 'Cloud Seeding' a technique the Chinese authorities used successfully...
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Funny story: Australia 'Nobbled' Our Team Allegations by Kiwis

Australia 'Nobbled' Our Team Allegations by Kiwis

The New Zealand team claims that the Australians have spiked star batsman Jessie Ryder's beers in order to remove him from the NZ lineup. Ryder has been laid low by a mystery illness causing him diarrhea and vomiting just days ahead of the series...
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Funny story: English Team's Morris Dance Plans Exposed

English Team's Morris Dance Plans Exposed

A secret plan by the England rugby team to perform a Morris dance in full regalia following the All Blacks Haka has been exposed. All Blacks 'spies' spotted the England 15 secretly rehearsing the routine at a derelict warehouse near Twickenham.
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Funny story: Irish Team to Respond to Haka with Riverdance Spectacular

Irish Team to Respond to Haka with Riverdance Spectacular

The Irish Rugby team will don skirts and tights for a Riverdance spectacular following the All Blacks plans to do an animal sacrifice. Speaking from McGinty's Bar in downtown Dublin,Team spokesman Seamus O'Leary also comfirmed that none other than...
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Funny story: Irish Muslims protest All Blacks pig Sacrifice

Irish Muslims protest All Blacks pig Sacrifice

Irish Muslims are outraged at the New Zealand Rugby team's plans to sacrifice a pig during the famous 'Haka' Maori war dance. A spokesman for the Irish Muslim Association Mr Mohammed O'Reilly said 'Tis a crying shame t'be sure for the Prophet to b...
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