Washington DC - President Bush announced today that he would make an even bolder move in the fight against terrorism by killing "every penguin everywhere on this planet."...
New York City - Witnesses here stared in curiosity today as a man on a hang-glider smashed into the side of a New York City skyscraper, wounding one and killing one. Both of them him.
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