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Funny story: Teenagers Found on Island

Teenagers Found on Island

Starving teenagers have been found on a small island off the coast of New Zealand where they were wrecked in a gale. They had been living on coconuts for many days and were slowly starving. 'This is just what we need' declared Prince Philip from t...
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Funny story: Shocking: Search Party Sent Out For Nick Knowles

Shocking: Search Party Sent Out For Nick Knowles

A search party was despatched late last night for the TV celebrity Nick Knowles. The DIY SOS star has not been seen on television for over two days, prompting fans and TV execs alike, to assume something must be wrong. Ever present with his rou...
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Funny story: Man finds long-lost daughter via Craigslist

Man finds long-lost daughter via Craigslist

Every now and then, Dan Polinsky pulled out the old photo wondering where his long lost daughter had gone. He would fondly reminisce of the one photo left of him cradling her aged 12 years old. He was too drunk then to remember the moment and too...
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Funny story: Have You Seen This Man?

Have You Seen This Man?

Have you seen this man? He is wanted for his dinner. His name is John and he lives at number 43, Hollow Oaks. He answers to the name 'John' or 'Dave' or 'Speccy Bob'. In fact he'll answer to any name so long as you shout it loud enough. John is a librarian by day, but by night he dons his top hat, coat and tails and dances through the streets, whistling and twirling to all those old ti...
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Funny story: Hunt For Missing Oxfordshire Man Continues

Hunt For Missing Oxfordshire Man Continues

An Oxfordshire man is on the run this evening after brutally leaving his wife to stew alone at home after a string of viscous attacks. Police and family members are desperately looking for Trevor Beagle, 47. He was last seen by his wife Susan flee...
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Funny story: 2 years on and the invisible man is still missing

2 years on and the invisible man is still missing

2 Year Anniversary approaches for missing invisible German man. Following our world-wide exclusive two years ago about the fate of a missing local man from Berlin, we can exclusively reveal that nothing of any major significance has happened since...
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Funny story: Missing Fire-crew found safe and happy

Missing Fire-crew found safe and happy

A missing fire crew that was last heard from three days ago was found alive and well; along with the first two rescue parties who disappeared looking for the crew. The California forest fire that began six days ago, was thought to be coming under...
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Funny story: The 20 Thousand Dollar Lost Dog

The 20 Thousand Dollar Lost Dog

An Australian man offered a reward for the return of his nine year old staffy cross, but get this, 20 thousand dollars cash for its return. The dog disappeared on the Gold Coast. The owner said he was beside himself with worry and wanted his b...
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Funny story: Missing paedophile found safe and well

Missing paedophile found safe and well

Residents in a small town in England breathed a huge sigh of relief today as a local paedophile was found after he had gone missing for a week. The inhabitants of Little Commonsense in Essex had become concerned after the resident nonce had not ap...
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Funny story: Invisible Man Missing!

Invisible Man Missing!

Search and rescue squads were dispatched to the Middle of Nowhere today to search for the Invisible Man, who has been missing since last Tuesday. The Invisible Man, who cannot be seen because he is invisible, went missing late Tuesday night after...
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Funny story: Topologist discovers fate of missing socks

Topologist discovers fate of missing socks

All of us, at one time or another, have wondered about socks that go missing in the laundry. A pair of socks go in, but often, only one of the pair comes back out again. Where did the missing sock go? Dieter Kleinfelter, a topologist with Grampius...
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Funny story: Obama's Missing Gift Certificate Found.

Obama's Missing Gift Certificate Found.

Washington, D.C.-Laid to rest: one Obama conspiracy theory. The missing gift certificate which has cause so much controversy during and after Barrack Obama's election, has been found. It was in a box of papers which the Obama's never unpacked when th...
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Funny story: Thousands of Baggers attend rally - Porta Potties go missing

Thousands of Baggers attend rally - Porta Potties go missing

AS a large crowd of T-Baggers, Birthers, and Douche-Baggers turned out in Washington in what one cable channel called a meeting of the 'great unwashed" a mystery has developed over the disappearance of over one thousand Porta Potties from the main st...
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Funny story: Owl and Pussycat Missing at Sea

Owl and Pussycat Missing at Sea

An owl and a pussycat went to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat on Friday evening and haven't been spotted since. The odd duo couple were visitors in the area and had chartered a boat for the duration of their weeklong stay at a local hotel. The h...
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Funny story: Missing Flight Finally Turns Up: 53 years later

Missing Flight Finally Turns Up: 53 years later

In astonishing news, a passenger plane that went missing in February 1956 has arrived in JFK Airport New York earlier today. The passengers disembarked from the flight dressed exactly as they were on that chilly afternoon when they were last seen...
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Funny story: Missing Sock Turns Up Safe

Missing Sock Turns Up Safe

There were celebrations in the capital this morning, after a sock that had been missing for more than two months from a house in Muswell Hill, turned up safe and well - under the owner's bed! The sock, one of a pair belonging to Barry Plebb, 13, h...
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Funny story: Giant Cockroach At Center Of Missing Person Investigatilon

Giant Cockroach At Center Of Missing Person Investigatilon

A gigantic cockroach remains the sole mystery in the disappearance of Gregory Simpson. "We're convinced that he just took off." Says his mother, a home-ridden asthmatic. "He was always a selfish bastard. And leaving a big bug in the bed was just...
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Funny story: Mysterious disappearance of man: vending machine a suspect

Mysterious disappearance of man: vending machine a suspect

Police in Stockholm, Sweden, are investigating the mysterious disappearance of a man while presumably using a local vending machine. Officer Sven Larrsen of the Police Department in the capital said that the 45 year old individual seemed to just...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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