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Funny story: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Appear On Martha Stewart Living And Resent Her Tattoo Questions

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Appear On Martha Stewart Living And Resent Her Tattoo Questions

NEW YORK CITY - Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens appeared on Martha Stewart Living to talk about their movie, The Twilight: New Moon. Stewart right away asked the young couple about their matching tattoos. Zac and Vanessa looked at each other and Van...
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Funny story: Martha Stewart Claims 'Tiger and I were just friends'

Martha Stewart Claims 'Tiger and I were just friends'

Perverted Press- Tali Wakker, a close friend of Martha Stewart reports that Stewart has a shrine to Tiger Woods in a closet off of her bedroom. When confronted with this allegation, Stewart admitted that there was a room where she kept a few Tiger...
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Funny story: Martha Stewart is the Laughingstock of the World

Martha Stewart is the Laughingstock of the World

Female guards at the Alderson Federal Prison Camp, that performed several body cavity checks on Martha Stewart, have been giving exclusive interviews and exposing the characteristics of Stewart's genitalia. One female prison guard said, "When I...
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Funny story: Martha Stewart's Prison Stay Took Her Virginity

Martha Stewart's Prison Stay Took Her Virginity

Martha Stewart is finally putting a figure to the amount she lost when she was sentenced on charges lying to authorities, and it's a doozey. The homemaking diva was sentenced to five months in prison and two years' probation for lying to investig...
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Funny story: Martha Stewart Lashes Out At Jessica Simpson For Losing Her Dog

Martha Stewart Lashes Out At Jessica Simpson For Losing Her Dog

NEW YORK CITY - Business magnate, entrepreneur, and TV host Martha Stewart has lashed out at Jessica Simpson for not watching her little dog more closely. Stewart who is 68, said that if Jessica had been watching her little pooch instead of worryi...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Finally Admits Martha Stewart Is Her Biological Grandmother

Kristen Stewart Finally Admits Martha Stewart Is Her Biological Grandmother

NEW YORK CITY - After months of lots and lots of speculation, intonation, contemplation, and guesstimation, unnamed reliable sources have stated that Martha Stewart is in fact Kristen Stewart's biological grandmother. Martha who is 68, and Kristen...
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Funny story: Martha Stewart and Suze Orman team up to give some banking advice in these hard economic times

Martha Stewart and Suze Orman team up to give some banking advice in these hard economic times

New York, New York After a brief commercial break, we find the cooperate homemaker and convicted felon, Martha Stewart, and the former waitress turned baby boomer financial wizard, Suze Orman, on location at Martha Stewart's ranch late at night, w...
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Funny story: 'Life's a bitch' sobs Martha Stewart as mutt roasts in kennel tragedy

'Life's a bitch' sobs Martha Stewart as mutt roasts in kennel tragedy

Pocono Mountains, Pennsylvania - (Shaggy Dog Story Mess): There's a new Cookie of the Day recipe on the Martha Stewart website this week following the tragic immolation of her pet Shitzu Genghis Khan at a Carbon-Offset County kennels in Pennsylvania.
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Funny story: Martha Stewart A Crazed Cat Woman?

Martha Stewart A Crazed Cat Woman?

Life's not easy being a Martha and she's reportedly so lonely, she's been adopting cats for companionship, say sources. The 67-year-old entrepreneur remains heartbroken over the death of her beloved dog and the marriage of her former boyfriend to...
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Funny story: Oprah and Martha Stewart Combine Sirius and XM Channels

Oprah and Martha Stewart Combine Sirius and XM Channels

Insiders are labeling the new combined network "Moprah", while both influential women merge their individual channels into one single all-women's satellite radio station. Oprah's XM channel and Martha's Sirius channel will glean the most popular...
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Funny story: Martha Stewart Crashes Howard Stern's Wedding

Martha Stewart Crashes Howard Stern's Wedding

Though the actual ceremony dates remained a closely guarded secret by the Stern Show and family, domestic-arts queen, Martha Stewart, had apparently crashed the wedding ceremony at its most inopportune moment. Bursting through the door of the re...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Announces Vice President

Barack Obama Announces Vice President

After vacation in Hawaii, Barack Obama announced his pick for Vice President. It is a woman, a blond and this should sooth the get even passions of stanch, diehard supporters of Hillary Clinton. However, his vice presidential pick isn't Hillary, but...
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Funny story: Martha Stewart: Threat to the British Empire

Martha Stewart: Threat to the British Empire

(London, England) - The British Borders Agency, saying only that "we continue to oppose the entry to the UK of individuals where we believe their presence in the United Kingdom is not conducive to the public," today banned style guru and st...
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Funny story: Martha Stewart and Mark Thatcher in entry visa swap deal

Martha Stewart and Mark Thatcher in entry visa swap deal

London - (OMFG Mess): Convicted jailbirds Martha Stewart and Mark Thatcher may yet be able to travel to the UK and US respectively under a new extradition treaty being hammered out by the Department of Homeland Insecurity and the UK Borderline Person...
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Funny story: Charles Simonyi; Fifth Tourist in Space, Space Gets a Starbucks

Charles Simonyi; Fifth Tourist in Space, Space Gets a Starbucks

Despite space's obvious appeal and dazzling views, it has had trouble attracting tourists. Charles Simonyi, billionaire software designer and the less famous husband of Martha Stewart, is trying to change that as he has just become the fifth spa...
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Funny story: Martha Stewart---Dishing After Her Camp Fed Vacation

Martha Stewart---Dishing After Her Camp Fed Vacation

NBCLand-Crafty domestic arts maven Martha Stewart, in a calculated bid to free herself from what she terms federal over regulation, has ripped off her parole ankle bracelet, passed it off on an assistant and taken a fast car to freedom in a desperate...
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Funny story: Martha Stewart Finds Buried Cash Treasure in Backyard!

Martha Stewart Finds Buried Cash Treasure in Backyard!

WESTPORT CONNECTICUT -- "I was just digging around some horseradish roots in my garden yesterday afternoon," tells Martha Stewart. "You know how big those things get! This one root went way down and I was using my trusty old fence sp...
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Funny story: Howard Stern and Martha Stewart Caught on Spy Cam !

Howard Stern and Martha Stewart Caught on Spy Cam !

CONNECTICUT (AP) Reporters staked out at Martha Stewart's estate caught a glimpse of Howard Stern entering Martha's house at 2 o'clock in the morning. Rumors quickly spread that Howard Stern and Martha Stewart were carrying on some kind of secret rom...
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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