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U.S. Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down A Drone Transporting 200 Pounds of Marijuana

Funny story: U.S. Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down A Drone Transporting 200 Pounds of Marijuana

EL PASO - United States Border Patrol agents have reported that they've just shot down a drone that crossed over from Mexico into the United States. A spokesperson for the Border Patrol stated that the drone was truly a state of the art drone and...

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The Kansas Senate Votes Down The Bill That Would Have Legalized The Sale and Use of Marijuana

Funny story: The Kansas Senate Votes Down The Bill That Would Have Legalized The Sale and Use of Marijuana

TOPEKA, Kansas - After the governor of Kansas received several petitions asking that marijuana be legalized in the state he decided to put the matter into the hands of the Kansas Senate. State Senator Magenta Quakerquill [R-Wichita], staunchly opp...

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Aspen's Happy Joy Airlines Says Their "We Allow Pot-Smoking" Policy Has Caused A 700% Increase In Passengers

Funny story: Aspen's Happy Joy Airlines Says Their "We Allow Pot-Smoking" Policy Has Caused A 700% Increase In Passengers

ASPEN, Colorado - Passengers who have recently flown on Happy Joy Airlines report that they have never ever flown on a more fun-filled airline. One passenger, who flys over 2 million miles a year, said that there isn't an airline in America who ca...

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Denver Rock Band Claims To Be The Unofficial State of Colorado Pot Party Band

Funny story: Denver Rock Band Claims To Be The Unofficial State of Colorado Pot Party Band

DENVER - With the new Marijuana Law now going into its third month, many Colorado college students are having weekend pot parties. A rock band that is based in Denver has been playing at three marijuana parties every weekend. The band Rocky For...

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The Hell's Angels Say That Relocating From California To The Pot Paradise of Colorado Is The Best Thing They've Ever Done

Funny story: The Hell's Angels Say That Relocating From California To The Pot Paradise of Colorado Is The Best Thing They've Ever Done

DENVER - Ever since January 1, 2014, when Governor John Hickenlooper signed the Marijuana Bill which allows anyone in Colorado the right to buy and use pot, the state has become one gigantic happy place. Everywhere one travels within the state the...

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'Friends of Pot' Says They Do Not Want Sarah Palin Visiting Colorado

Funny story: 'Friends of Pot' Says They Do Not Want Sarah Palin Visiting Colorado

VAIL, Colorado - Sarah Palin has stated that she plans to fly to Denver to ask the citizens of Colorado to consider putting an end to this idea of buying and using marijuana like they're buying M&M's or Twizzlers. "Snowflake" Palin has met wit...

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Pussy Riot, The All-Girl Russian Punk Rock Band Is Planning On Moving To Colorado - The Marijuana Capital of The USA

Funny story: Pussy Riot, The All-Girl Russian Punk Rock Band Is Planning On Moving To Colorado - The Marijuana Capital of The USA

DENVER - A realtor in Denver has just stated that he received a phone call from a Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, one of the members of the all-girl punk rock band Pussy Riot which hails from Russia. Miss Tolokonnikova wanted to see about purchasing some...

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The Happiest Employees In Colorado Work For The Mellow Fellow Marijuana Farm in Boulder

Funny story: The Happiest Employees In Colorado Work For The Mellow Fellow Marijuana Farm in Boulder

BOULDER - It is no secret that since January 1, 2014, when the Marijuana Law went into effect in Colorado the state has seen a tremendous increase in happy people. When Governor John Hickenlooper signed the bill making it legal to buy and use pot...

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A Park Ranger At Yellowstone National Park Discovers A Grizzly Bear That Loves To Smoke Marijuana

Funny story: A Park Ranger At Yellowstone National Park Discovers A Grizzly Bear That Loves To Smoke Marijuana

KEYSTONE, Wyoming - A Park ranger at the world famous Yellowstone National Park has reported that he came across an amazing scene. Park Ranger Tanner Roseheimer, 38, informed National Focus Magazine that a few days ago as he was out checking campf...

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A Colorado Senator Has Just Become The Proud Owner of A Pot Shop

Funny story: A Colorado Senator Has Just Become The Proud Owner of A Pot Shop

DENVER - One of the most popular state senators in Colorado, Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just announced that he is now the proud owner of a marijuana shop. The senator has just purchased The Weedeaters Weed Shop from its owner had to m...

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Denver's John & Bob Denver International Airport Has Just Added A Happy Weed Waiting Room

Funny story: Denver's John & Bob Denver International Airport Has Just Added A Happy Weed Waiting Room

DENVER - The airport at Denver has just added what is being hailed as the most unique airport passengers waiting room in the entire nation. Washburn Bookbottom, who is the director of The John & Bob Denver International Airport announced to th...

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Denver Announces Its 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest

Funny story: Denver Announces Its 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest

DENVER - The director of The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition, Lucy "Sinsemilla" Coxcoogan has just informed the press about the state's 1st Annual Marijuana Smoking Contest. Miss Coxcoogan said that the one-of-a-kind event will be held in Denver...

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A Colorado Senator Wants To Make The Marijuana Plant The State's Official Plant

Funny story: A Colorado Senator Wants To Make The Marijuana Plant The State's Official Plant

DENVER - Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has already become one of the most popular senators in the Rocky Mountain State. And now he may be bucking for a shot at possibly entering the 2016 Democratic Presidential Race. Senator Quickdance ha...

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The Colorado Rockies Baseball Team To Sell Marijuana Brownies At Their Concession Stands

Funny story: The Colorado Rockies Baseball Team To Sell Marijuana Brownies At Their Concession Stands

DENVER - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just informed the public about a new item that Major League Baseball's Colorado Rockies will be selling at their food concession stands. Dottie Bazooka with SBID said that the Rockies organization has gi...

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Hugh Hefner Wants To Buy Colorado's Happy Joy Airlines AKA Pot Planes Airways

Funny story: Hugh Hefner Wants To Buy Colorado's Happy Joy Airlines AKA Pot Planes Airways

HOLLYWOOD - Billionaire mogul Hugh Hefner, who made his money off of gorgeously sexy naked women, has just informed the news media that he wants to buy an airline. Hefner, stated "Not just any airline mind you. I want to buy the Aspen-based Happy...

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Girl Scout Sets Up Cookie Stand Outside of Pot Shop - Sells Out In 5 Minutes

Funny story: Girl Scout Sets Up Cookie Stand Outside of Pot Shop - Sells Out In 5 Minutes

BOULDER, Colorado - Little Boulder Girl Scout Brandy Valdesti, 12, has to be one of the most enterprising youngsters in the entire United States. Brandy had a total of 20 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies to sell and she decided to set up a table right...

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The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

Funny story: The Aspen Airport Is Placing Marijuana Dispensing Machines In The Main Lobby

ASPEN, Colorado - The Snowman International Airport located just outside of Aspen has just announced that it will now be providing a new exciting service. Chelsea Tallydollar, 27, spokesperson with SIA, stated that effective February 28, a total o...

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Durango Bango Named The Best Marijuana In Colorado

Funny story: Durango Bango Named The Best Marijuana In Colorado

DENVER - The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition, not to be confused with The Colorado State Department of Cannabis, has just issued a news release. CSCC director Lucy "Sinsemilla" Coxcoogan said that a Pot Testing Committee (PTC) tested over 87 dif...

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