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Funny story: Asians May Not Be Intelligent After All

Asians May Not Be Intelligent After All

Asians are once again embarrassing Richard Lynn with their latest brain fart. In the late 1970s, Lynn wrote that Asians had the highest IQ in the human race, but just recently more than 200 Asian children were found with elevated levels of lead in th...
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Funny story: Parrots, India and the physics of Intelligence produces an equation

Parrots, India and the physics of Intelligence produces an equation

Professor Otto Ammon was entranced by the beautiful colors of Amazon parrots and decided to read information on them and then he made the discovery that evolution created arranged marriages for Amazon parrots. Ammon said, "Evolution created this arranged marriage for those parrots through the process of environmental demands and the system of trial and error and the need for living cells to...
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Funny story: Children Who Eat Alpha-Bits Cereal 30% Smarter Than Those Who Don't

Children Who Eat Alpha-Bits Cereal 30% Smarter Than Those Who Don't

Here is another story about your tax dollars being put to good use. A research scientist in Battle Creek, Michigan, home of a couple of the largest cereal manufacturers in the United States, has just concluded a year-long study into the effects certa...
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Funny story: Study: 'Smart-looking glasses' don't make you smart

Study: 'Smart-looking glasses' don't make you smart

WASHINGTON DC - A study released today by the Scientific Analysis Group (SAG) shocked the Optometry business. The study found that 'smart-looking glasses' don't actually make people smarter, and in fact may make them stupider. The study followe...
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Funny story: A New Theory on Female Intelligence

A New Theory on Female Intelligence

Hollywood CA: Social scientists have been trying to correlate female intelligence and body parts for years. The most recent attempt was made by studying two groups of women. The first group consisted of ordinary ladies involved in different types...
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Funny story: Egghead Attacked By Spoon Wielding Maniac

Egghead Attacked By Spoon Wielding Maniac

Britain's most intelligent man, Bolero McSwansong from Swansea was recovering at home this morning after being inexplicably assaulted by a strange man armed with a soup spoon. The incident occurred at 01:30am this morning as McSwansong emerged fro...
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Funny story: Dolphins Prove To Be Smartest Creatures On Planet - Maybe They Are Studying Us.

Dolphins Prove To Be Smartest Creatures On Planet - Maybe They Are Studying Us.

New Zealand scientists have proven that it is another mammal other than man that is the smartest creature on earth. Recent evidence has convinced them that the dolphin uses the most brain cells and not his distant relative the homo sapien. The Kiw...
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Funny story: Bigger Breasts Not A Sign Of Intelligence

Bigger Breasts Not A Sign Of Intelligence

Women with larger breasts are not more intelligent than their flat chested counterparts according to a $10,000,000 government funded study carried out by the University of Georgia. Accademics discovered that there was no corrilation between a woma...
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Funny story: Theologian determines God's IQ - intelligent design questioned

Theologian determines God's IQ - intelligent design questioned

In post-modern times, 'intelligent design' is the theory most often offered as a challenge to Darwinian evolution. According to the theory of intelligent design, various physical structures, such as the human eye, are simply too well-made to be co...
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Funny story: Child Born with Hat Stand IQ Stuns Ivy League Profs

Child Born with Hat Stand IQ Stuns Ivy League Profs

Child born with the IQ of a Hat Stand immediately works out the quickest route for navigating a bowl of spaghetti. This remarkable achievement took place on the child's first day of life. By the second day the child solved the "Salesmanship...
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Funny story: Intelligence Restriction Zones in Pipeline

Intelligence Restriction Zones in Pipeline

The Controlling Elite, who are where they are because of elitism, are trying to bring in a law which will enforce the freedom to use intelligence in some areas. They are proposing intelligence restriction zones in public places - like the smoking ban...
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Funny story: Scientists discover intelligent American politician

Scientists discover intelligent American politician

After centuries of searching, scientists today finally announced the discovery of an intelligent American politician. Speaking from the Texas University of Extreme Braininess, Professor Zbigniev Waterski said: 'It had to come, we had many advances...
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Funny story: North Korea And The Lynne Intelligence Test

North Korea And The Lynne Intelligence Test

The United Nations is arguing the Lynne studies, done in 1977, which claims Asians have an I.Q. of 105 after North Korea's disastrous nuclear blunder. North Korean scientist have discovered that constant nuclear testing in North Korea has contamin...
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Funny story: Clown says clown may have been involved in intelligence

Clown says clown may have been involved in intelligence

The curious death of a professional party clown on Sunday has gained the attention of Londoners, with some wondering if MI6 and the United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) were somehow involved. "Turbee" the Clown died of an apparent case...
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Funny story: Carrie Prejean argues Asian I.Q.

Carrie Prejean argues Asian I.Q.

Carrie Prejean is arguing against the so called Lynne studies, done in 1977, that claim Chinese have an I.Q. of 105 after she suffered serious health problems when it was discovered she had Chinese drywall installed in her home. Her house has a r...
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Funny story: Spy 'Intelligence' Agencies Given New Names

Spy 'Intelligence' Agencies Given New Names

Intelligence agencies around the world have been renaming themselves 'Egoist Self-Interest Agencies' which it has been agreed upon is a more accurate term. The use of the term 'Intelligence' infers that an individual or group is acting at the highest...
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Funny story: 'Americans aren't dumb', shock claim

'Americans aren't dumb', shock claim

A scientist in Berlin today made the shock claim that Americans aren't dumb. 'Let's look at the evidence', Professor Heinrich Buschvoterr said, from his laboratory in the Berlin suburb of Wedding. 'The Moon landings, for instance. Adults around th...
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Funny story: New Mensa Arrives

New Mensa Arrives

DENSA, a rival to MENSA, for completely thick and stupid people, has been formed by Albert Barnswallow an unemployed dustman from Chatteris Cambridgeshire, England. 'Eres howit'll work' said Albert, gruffly, to local reporter Mandy Grimdyke. '...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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