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Bank of England Governor's letter to the Chancellor

Funny story: Bank of England Governor's letter to the Chancellor

Following the announcement that CPI inflation in the UK in the 12 months to April was 4.5% per cent, the Bank has published a letter from the Governor to the Chancellor, as required by policy. The letter is reproduced below: Bank of England London EC2R 8AH The Rt Hon George Osborne Chancellor of the Exchequer HM Treasury 1 Horse Guards Road London SW1A 2HQ Dear Chancellor As you w...

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Inflation "not that bad", claims Osborne

Chancellor George Osborne has sensationally claimed that inflation "isn't that bad." These claims were made after figures revealed inflation in the UK would rise sharply in the next year following a statement from the Bank of England. George Os...

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Listening to Luther Vandross May Cause Inflation

Funny story: Listening to Luther Vandross May Cause Inflation

Scientists at the famed 'Terence Trent D'Arby Research Institute' released findings today claiming that in extreme cases, listening to soul legend Luther Vandross can cause inflation. "We kept test subjects in isolation over a two year period, pla...

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Inflation hits UK after Darren Bent transfer

Inflation has reached a record high in the UK following the £24 million transfer of Darren Bent to Aston Villa. Ever since the transfer, inflation has soared with Darren Bent's transfer causing UK goods and services to treble in price. The Bank...

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Inflation clamped

Funny story: Inflation clamped

The Governor of the Bank of England has written a letter. It was sent to Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne but was delivered to the wrong address by a postman who was discussing the latest political situation with a friend on his mobile. We...

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Obambi to issue new currency on Hitler's Birthday

Funny story: Obambi to issue new currency on Hitler's Birthday

BEJING China - Upon his arrival in China this evening, according to my source Noyen Tubuyca, Obambi declared that the US Treasury would issue its own currency independent of the Federal Reserve, the country of China, and the Bilberberg cabal. The...

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Obama says stimulus plan is 'not working'

Funny story: Obama says stimulus plan is 'not working'

WASHINGTON DC - President Obama today held a short informal press conference with a few lessor known reporters. He chose this venue, in his office, to make a lucid revelation of the solution to all economic problems. Follows his statement. The s...

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Bernanke Pleased with Zimbabwe Visit

Funny story: Bernanke Pleased with Zimbabwe Visit

Harare, Zimbabwe. Ben Bernanke is very pleased with his visit at the central bank in the Zimbabwean capital, Harare. Dr. Bernanke is visiting his Zimbabwean colleague, Reserve Bank Governor Dr. Gideon Gono, and the Zimbabwe President, Dr. Robert Muga...

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DEFLATION! - Britain hits deflation as prices rise 3.2%

Funny story: DEFLATION! - Britain hits deflation as prices rise 3.2%

For the first time since the great depression, Britain is in deflation - a period of falling prices. Inflation rose by 0.2% to reach 3.2%, sending economic experts and commentators into panic about plummeting prices. 'Falling prices are terrible,'...

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Zimbabwe inflation declared over

Funny story: Zimbabwe inflation declared over

Government officials in Zimbabwe declared victory today over runaway inflation, stating it was finally defeated. To bolster the public's confidence in the nation's currency, Zimbabwe Mint officials issued a 100 trillion dollar coin as evidence demons...

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Second Life Inflationary Nightmare

Funny story: Second Life Inflationary Nightmare

Bad news for home owners in the virtual world of second life as the virtual terrorists have been at it again. The Linden Dollar (L$) is the currency for this pretend world which people are paid for doing jobs and selling items that they have made.

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Sultan Of Brunei 'Broke'

Funny story: Sultan Of Brunei 'Broke'

The Sultan of Brunei, for years the world's richest man, is no longer 'loaded', but has fallen on hard times, and now "hasn't got a penny to scratch his arse with", it has been claimed.

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Stagflation May Lead to Worklessness

Funny story: Stagflation May Lead to Worklessness

Bank of England officials today were said to be sure that Britain was unlikely to go into recession any time soon not while there are words like stagflation about.

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Zimbabwe Reserve Bank issues larger notes

Funny story: Zimbabwe Reserve Bank issues larger notes

Harare - The Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe today announced the issue of a larger notes.

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UK Inflation Set To Devastate Britain

In a blatant attempt at trying to make something out of a non-event, British newspapers today suggested that an inflation rate of 2% was an unbelievably dangerous and devastating threat.

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UK Inflation Set To Spiral Madly Out Of Control - Could Ruin Xmas, Says Office of National Statistics

Funny story: UK Inflation Set To Spiral Madly Out Of Control - Could Ruin Xmas, Says Office of National Statistics

Figures released today by the Office for National Statistics (ONS) suggest that much-feared inflation is set to spiral out of control, leaving many people "without a penny to scratch their arses with."

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Food shortages cause a run on the "Doomsday" Global Seed Bank as crisis worsens

Funny story: Food shortages cause a run on the "Doomsday" Global Seed Bank as crisis worsens

New York, New York - Because of the food shortages, blamed on the rising cost of oil, fertilizer and increased production of biofuels in Europe and America, nations that recently made contributions to the Svalbard Global Seed Vault have been forced t...

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Tea Bagging The Fed

Funny story: Tea Bagging The Fed

None of us will forget the day it began: Tea Bagging The Fed. They call the act childish in some circles and down right Patriotic in others.

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